It still amazed me that in my quest to bring the delights of my discovery to as many as possible with as little expense as I could manage, I had acquired an underground support network -- particularly in light of the fact that I had nothing to do with setting it up. For example, there are two computer programmers I have never met and only know by their IM handles 'Cmdr_Mark' and 'Felnaari' who have been of great help to me, particularly the former. Neither has any desire to be a patient yet both believe strongly in what I am doing enough that Felnaari busies himself laying false trails for law enforcement on my behalf and Cmdr_Mark has created various Internet IDs so that prospective patients may contact me via e-mail without the authorities being the wiser. It was through one of these IDs that I recently received a peculiar message from an old, dear friend. It held an address, the names of two women -- Andi and Jessica -- and it was signed by Professor Conrad Volkov. I had no idea why Pr. Volkov sent this address to me but it did not matter. If it were not for him, I would have never stumbled upon an obscure paper written by Dr. Tina Ryder and the couple of insights I gained from reading it -- which would have led me to create my formula for reshaping the human body -- might not have happened.
So, after a quick disguise injection -- it made me appear as a Native American male in his mid-twenties with a good build -- I hopped the nearest train and headed out to the provided locale. The house was located in a quiet section of the city, almost rural in surroundings. I knocked on the door and announced, "Tesla Electricians," that being one of my code-phrases.
"Come on in, it's unlocked," chirped a lovely-sounding voice.
"We hope you do a better job that Edison Inc.," announced a second, equally as lovely.
That countersign was what I'd been waiting for. I walked into the apartment and began with, "Good evening ladies." However, I didn't get any further in my greeting than that.
Laying on the couch was a queen-conjoinment. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it is one of the most difficult conjoinments I can do. Taking its name from the playing card it resembles, the Queen of Hearts, its configuration is two women who are joined in such a way that neither has any legs as the waist of one ends at the start of the other's waist. One of the women was a brunette with a bright smile and impressive cleavage -- J-Cups if I wasn't mistaken. The other, while only a 'mere' DD in size was no less striking as a vibrant redhead, wavy and extending pass her shoulders. To date, I had done only three, and this was NOT one of them.
I realized I was gaping and got myself under control. "Ladies," I bowed, "I must say you two are not what I expected."
"We get that all the time," the brunette giggled.
"Won't you take a seat, Doctor?" Invited the redhead.
I went over to the couch and sat cross-legged next to it. In short order, I discovered that the brunette was Andi and the redhead was Jessica. Andi had quite a story to tell, it turned out. "It started on Jessica's birthday party." Andi explained. "I hired a magician to perform for her because she's such a stage-magic freak."
"He turned out to be the genuine article," Jessica butted in. "All his tricks were for real."
This was the first time I'd heard something like this. “Fascinating.”
"Anyway for one of his tricks he sawed me and Jessica in half and stuck our tops together." She rubbed their shared midsection. "We liked it so much we decided to keep it."
"I must admit to being puzzled," I said. "If the two of you are content with yourselves, why did you arrange to contact me?"
"Oh we like being conjoined," Jessica started.
"But we miss having legs," Andi finished. "Could you, like, reconfigure us?"
"Hmmm," I thought aloud. "That's a good question." I stood up. "I'd like to examine the two of you first. Would you please disrobe?"
"Getting ahead of yourself, aren't you?" Andi teased. Jessica shook her head in good-natured exasperation.
I have discovered in situations like these it is best to pretend to be clueless. "I'll step in the next room," I offered.
"What for?" Both of them chimed in. They slid off the couch so that Jessica was doing the handstand while Andi pulled her blouse and overworked bra off, then did a flip so that Andi was upside-down and Jessica could do the same.
"Smooth coordination," I complimented as they lay down on the floor backs-up up. I broke out my gene-testing kit and proceeded to do some samplings. Fortunately, the instruments I required to do this no longer required scraping skin cells, merely an applied topical agent. What I discovered almost caused me to swear. "Impossible! You two are different people!"
"Didn't I mention that?" Andi giggled. Jessica sighed.
"I mean genetically," I said. "When I conjoin two people I have to synchronize their DNA so that despite what they look like they are sisters. He didn't do that." I gave them a concerned look. "How long have the two of you been connected?"
"Two months," answered Jessica.
"Then, no offense, but the two of you should be dead by now." Suddenly I noticed something encircling their midsection. There was a faint line, like an incision. I traced it in puzzlement.
"Don't look now, but Doc's found our joining point," Andi quipped.
"Of course; I'm being stupid," I exclaimed. "He did slice you in half, after all." Could this boundary be the answer? Acting as a membrane between the two, insuring nothing dangerous happened? It would also explain why I hadn't come across any openings for the elimination of bodily wastes. I had to admit, it was an elegant design.
I shook myself sternly; I could always track down the magician and question him about his methods later. Right now I had patients. "Very well," I said, taking my needles and compounds out. "Something a little more mobile, eh? Anything in mind?"
"One body, two heads!" Jessica said.
"And two pairs of arms," Andi added. "Two to hug and two to play!"
I began to prepare the serum. "Anything else?"
They turned over on their backs, looking thoughtful. Jessica piped up," Andi, could our new body have three breasts?"
"But I'm already pretty large," Andi protested. "I think we'd be too top-heavy!"
"Right you are," I agreed. "Why don't I make a single row of three GG-sized breasts? That should be fine."
Andi bit her lip in thought. She propped herself up to look at Jessica. "You're lucky I love you so much."
"Thanks, Andi!"
I added one more ingredient, stirred in the catalyst and watched the mixture turn clear, the sign I was waiting for. "Don't worry, you'll just feel a slight pinch," I assured Andi as I slid the needle in first her arm and then Jessica's, giving them each half of the serum."
"Why not just one of us?" Andi wanted to know as Jessica rubbed the puncture wound and made a face.
"Because of your 'filter', I explained, pointing to the incision. "It would strain out the compound, so only one of you would change. I'm afraid the results would be very messy."
They both shuddered. "Ick," they announced in unison.
"Indeed."
"Is it getting hot in here?" Jessica complained, fanning herself.
"Whew," Andi had begun to sweat profusely. "Sure is."
"Don't worry," I said. "That's just your immune systems getting used to my serum. It'll be over soon."
"Good thing you made us strip or we'd have to take our clothes off!" Andi laughed.
"Yeah, no...hey what the hell?"
Their midsection was beginning to lengthen. "It's begun," I said.
"That was quick," Andi panted. Their midsection lengthened a little more and bent sideways, forming the girls into a U-shape.
"Feels nice," Jessica purred. The bend on the U rounded out as it began to form hips and legs. Their torsos flowed together like water. Jessica's shoulders and arms took up position behind Andi's as Jessica's head positioned itself to the left of Andi's head. At first I was a little concerned about how close they were, but as their torso solidified into its 3 GG-breased form their heads spread further apart. Their front pair of arms fondled their breasts and their rear pair caressed their way down their new stomach to in between their newly-formed hips, stroking their pussy as their legs formed.
I decided this was a good time to give them some privacy; conjoinments, inevitably, pleasure each other when first conjoining.
"Hey," Andi panted as I turned to leave. "Where are you going?"
"I thought I'd give the two of you some privacy," I explained.
They stood up on their newly-formed legs. "Did we say we wanted privacy?" Jessica wanted to know.
"God it feels good to have legs again," Andi exclaimed.
"And a pussy," Jessica added.
"Well, that goes without saying," Andi smiled. She turned her attention back on me. "Well?"
"Er, no but..."
"I certainly didn't tell you to leave," Andi continued as their front hands came up to massage their breasts. Jessica moaned in appreciation.
"True, but..."
She cut me off again. "Doctor, when we want you to leave, we'll tell you." They pirouetted in front of me and wrapped me up in a lovely four-armed hug.
"Care to give us a complete physical?" Andi purred into one ear. Jessica licked the other.
In situations like this, I have long since determined that the wisest course of action is acceptance.
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