Stories by Lord Errington

Milk Marketing Prize

Jenny gets a warm welcome when she delievers the prize for best milk to an isolated farm.

Butterfly Park (with illustration)

Sharon and Angie get a new job in the nutrient production department of The Butterfly Park.

Country Cottage

While renovating their new cottage, Angie and Samantha find some wine and then find themselves being renovated as well.

Foot and Mouth

A bovine hormone fluid designed to increase milk production has interesting results when ingested by humans.

Farmer Ecric’s New Sow

Farmer Ecric asks Lady Angela Duncan to provide him with a new sow.

George's Bitch

George decides to make his wife and sister-in-law’s physical forms match their disposition.

PC Magic (with illustrations)

A website allows Jane to transform herself.

Brenda’s Big Bite (with illustrations)

A new pet store opens and Brenda enjoys its selection of exotic snakes.