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// WARNING! SPOILERS! // This file contains spoilers. If you don't want to have your surprises ruined, you should stop reading now.

// Seriously, it's a lot more fun to find this stuff out in the game. // Last chance to turn back.

// I did warn you.

// situation bits: // SrfLanded = 1, // SrfSplashed = 2, // FlyingLow = 4, // FlyingHigh = 8, // InSpaceLow = 16, // InSpaceHigh = 32

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = crewReport
        title = Crew Report
        baseValue = 5
        scienceCap = 5
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 63
        biomeMask = 7

        RESULTS
        {         
                default = You find a kettle in the supplies container and start to beg mission control the permisson to stop what you are doing and have a cup of tea.
                default = The vastness of space is mind-boggling. It's crazy how many puddings could be stored with advent of high-capacity dessert storage devices.
                default = "My leg is so itchy. And why does my suit smell like anchovies... Wait a minute... Are we recording?!" 
                default = You look out the window and wonder where the nearest fast-food is.
                default = You didn't know there was a "master alarm...?"
                default = The Master Alarm starts blinking. You kick the console and everything returns to normal. 
                default = Mission Control denies your request to "Use the radio antenna to prank call the pizza place." 
                default = Mission Control assures you (again!) that no, you cannot get any pizza delivered to you. 
                default = "Space, the final frontier. To boldly go where no Kerbal has gone before."
                default = In a flash of inspiration you reach for your notebook... only to lose it in the heaps of snack wrappers.
                default = You pretend to write something down so mission control will stop yelling at you.
                default = You report to Mission Control that a crack has formed on the forward viewport following the last maneuver.
                default = You begin to doodle several rockets on the paper you found.
                default = You ponder the mysteries of the universe over your space snacks.
                default = You notice a hole in your spacesuit and hope it isn't serious.
                default = You realize these suits are rather cramped, and wish you had asked Mission Control about the location of the zipper.
                default = As you set your alarm clock, you request that Control reads you a bedtime story.
                default = Your mind wanders as mission control drones on about "Dell Ta Vee" and what that has to do with space travel.
                default = You try to think of something useful to report. You write this instead.
                default = "...In T minus 2... 1... " *ding* "Mission Control: we have burritos."
                default = You take this opportunity to add a chapter to your ongoing "Harry Potman" fanfiction. Both of your followers will no doubt be excited to see how it develops.
                default = Mission control is concerned that the crew's new navigation plan is unsound. "Second star to the right and straight on till morning" is not a very specific vector. 
                default = You detect television signals from Kerbin.
                default = A mysterious odor wafts from somewhere behind you in the capsule.
                default = Much to your dismay, a deep scan of the ship's systems indicate that there are no games installed on the flight computer.
                default = You wonder how a bathroom break is possible in this cramped spacesuit.
                default = Suddenly you say, "Everybody do the flop!" 
                default = You wonder about what would happen if you were to put a marshmallow on a stick in front of the rocket exhaust.
                default = A device in the cabin has made a "thunking" noise. Mission control believes this is "bad." The crew believes mission control is understating the issue.
                default = I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
                default = We seem to have misplaced our snacks.
                default = You take a picture of the pretty landscape. Only after do you realise that you forgot to take the lens cover off.
                default = You suddenly get the feeling you are being watched.
                default = dy/dx=lim┬(∆x→0)⁡[(f(x+∆x)-f(x))/∆x]

Kethematics: Jebadiah's Achilles' Heel.

                default = You think that perhaps growing a mustache would make you a better astronaut.
                default = With sudden alarm, you realize you left the porch light on.
                default = The crew requests a bedtime story before shift change.
                default = The equipment works as specified.
                default = You record the crew's assessment of the situation.
                default = You complain about the lack of entertainment systems on board.                                                             
                default = You send an emergency broadcast about the lack of an emergency broadcast system on this vessel.
                default = You record the lack of snacks in the log.
                default = You write a crew report in illegible handwriting.
                default = You report a long list of numbers read off of an important looking gauge.
                default = “Testing … test … testing … is this thing on?  Hey did you guys leave the mic on? I think it’s on right now! Is this transmitting? Yup, definitely transmitting.  Let’s just go ahead and turn that off.”     
                default = Nothing of great importance has happened just now.
                default = You hear a loud thud on the hull of the spacecraft. You look intently at your gauges and readings and confirm there is no serious damage to the space craft.
                default = You report that you could use more fuel and space on the spacecraft. You begin to contemplate why they call it a Spacecraft when there is hardly any space in here. It’s more like a sardine can.
                default = You report on the situation. There’s not much else to do.
                default = You are sick and tired of filling out these stupid crew reports.
                default = Yup, we’re in a pod.        
                    default = There’s something mystical about the emptiness of space. 
                default = Hmm? Wha? Oh, the report!
                default = Hope we have enough fuel.
                default = Sure is tight in here.
                default = You begin a rendition of “Space Oddity.”
                default = Mission Control asks your position. You tell them you’re sitting down facing front, and ask why they’d want to know that.
                default = You realise that most of these reports are horrible. 
                default = When you gotta go, you gotta go. Who forgot to bring toilet paper?
            SunInSpaceLow = You wonder if you could fry an egg here.
                SunInSpaceLow = You are almost more amazed that you got here than at the fact that you haven't melted yet.
                SunInSpaceLow = You close your eyes.  The sun is still clearly visible!
                SunInSpaceLow = All your snacks are getting crispy and brown around the edges.  Unfortunately, once cooked, they can never be uncooked.
                SunInSpaceLow = All your snacks are getting crispy and brown around the edges.  Luckily, you prefer them well done.
                SunInSpaceLow = As the craft gets closer to Kerbol, you start to feel the effects of the heat on the craft.  You break out the extra water, and make a note.
                SunInSpaceLow = You ask Mission Control why they put you so close to Kerbol. They respond, "Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT." You can only wonder what that's supposed to mean.
                SunInSpaceLow = You put on your spacesuit and activate the air conditioning.
                SunInSpaceLow = Your personal freezer isn't working particularly well anymore and all your ice cream has melted.
                SunInSpaceLow = You are pretty sure being this close to the sun isn't safe.
                SunInSpaceLow = You look out the window trying to see something. Log: "Breath makes window foggy. Momentarily dissipates. Causes dizziness if repeated in rapid succession."
                SunInSpaceLow = "Is it just me, or is it getting really hot in here?"
                SunInSpaceLow = Theories predict that, at this distance, neutrino radiation is so high that you might even detect a collision.
                SunInSpaceLow = You feel nervous as the sun's radiation blasts the windows. It's like a hand reaching out towards your spacecraft...
                SunInSpaceLow = Your very expensive sunglasses seem to have no use here.
                SunInSpaceLow = You decide that kerbolar wind won't be a good candidate for exhaustive atmospheric analysis.  
                SunInSpaceLow = Why me?
                SunInSpaceLow = Looking through your cockpit window, you now understand the expression "Light at the end of the Tunnel."
                SunInSpaceLow = How did I... get here? 
                SunInSpaceLow = "'Go to space,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said..."
                SunInSpaceLow = "Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
                SunInSpaceLow = You question the safety of this mission.
                SunInSpaceLow = Mission Control questions your choice of orbit, but at least you will get a nice tan.
                SunInSpaceLow = You record the lack of sunglasses on the spacecraft.
                SunInSpaceLow = Good thing we brought sunglasses...
                SunInSpaceLow = You might want to put on some sunglasses.
                SunInSpaceLow = Since you're really close to the Sun, you decide to put on your sunglasses.
                SunInSpaceLow = You're starting to think getting this close to the Sun was a very bad idea.
               SunInSpaceLow = You are going to have some really weird tan lines when you get back.
               SunInSpaceLow = It’s so shiny, you wanna touch it!
                SunInSpaceLow = The radiation causes a tingly sensation.
                SunInSpaceLow = You see a few large sunspots. They look like really big dents.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You stare up at space. And to the left at space. And to the right. You slowly realize that pretty much everywhere you look at is space.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The crew seems to have forgotten their sunscreen.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. Also the sun.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You check your snack stores again, hoping they will last through the mission.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You are feeling extremely lost and lonely.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You realize the sun won't be setting anytime soon and wish you had installed some window shades.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You are bored, as nothing of interest is happening.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You press your face against the window and gaze at the wonders of space....only to be cut off by mission control reminding you to write a report.  
                SunInSpaceHigh = You close your eyes.  That seems to be the only way to make the sun disappear.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You gaze into open space, and you just can't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.


                SunInSpaceHigh = You realize that you forgot to pack some snacks. You wonder if it is too late to turn back.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You decide that now would be a good time to take another nap.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Are we there yet? Huh? HUH? ARE WE THERE YET?!?
                SunInSpaceHigh = You see a bright, shiny object in the sky... and wonder to yourself... did I leave the stove on?
                SunInSpaceHigh = You don't much feel like going outside.
                SunInSpaceHigh = "I wish I'd packed that sun tan lotion."
                SunInSpaceHigh = You perceive a small flash of white light at the edge of your vision.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Are we there yet?
                SunInSpaceHigh = It's actually really boring out here.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Did something move past the capsule's window, or was that just a radiation-induced hallucination?
                SunInSpaceHigh = Wow, what a beautiful galaxy! Wait... that's a smudge on the window. A beautiful smudge.
           SunInSpaceHigh = The crew contemplates the rocket's infinite cosmic potential... and its cramped living space.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Interplanetary space, with nothing to look at but the stars, makes you feel lonely.
               SunInSpaceHigh = You can’t believe leaving your hot dog outside didn’t heat it up.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You look up at the stars and begin to count. You realize you should take off before you fall asleep.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You regret wearing a red shirt to work today.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You're not sure this is the right place to be.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You are waiting impatiently.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = "Are we going to launch? If not, I want cookies."
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You pause for a moment to rethink your life.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = "Are we there yet?"
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You pick up your pencil, but get distracted by the thought of space.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = This place looks very familiar.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = "Ignition, check. Fuel gauge, check. Parachute, check. Microwave, check. Wait, microwave?"
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You mutter a personal version of Shepard's Prayer.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You get impatient and try to find the launch button so you can go to space already.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The launchpad... very interesting terrain we have here.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You wonder why you experienced over 3 gs when the rocket was moved to the pad.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Just a heads’ up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of the flight. Honestly, we're throwing science at the wall here. Best case scenario, you gain some superpowers. Worst case, you get commemorated.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = We don't seem to be moving very fast right now.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Are we there yet?
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = “Wait! Let me out, I changed my mind!”
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Check ignition and may Von Kerman’s love be with you.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You wonder what that nasty smell is. Either there is a serious propellant leak or Bob had burritos for lunch. Again.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You examine the blinking lights and stare intensely at the fuel gauges. Looks like we are ready to go.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You furtively pull out the corned beef sandwich you smuggled on board and take a bite. Some crumbs drop into the flight controls, but no worries - they should float right back out once you’re in space.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = You think that you should be flying the craft instead of making boring logs.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = You take a piece of paper from your notepad and draw a spaceplane on it.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Despite its name, the runway does not actually run.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway =  The runway seems to run a long way. 
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = There's a nice view of mission control from here. You can see them waving back.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = You take a sip of a soft drink before igniting the engines. Or was that after?
              KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Don’t buzz the tower. The guy paying your salary is standing there and he doesn’t want his coffee spilled.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = “Clear Right. Clear Left. We’re good here. Ground control come in. Over.”
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Reporting from the Runway. Good thing there's not a lot of traffic, because I don't think we ever got the clearance to be here.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = This runway needs a ramp.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You look out the window and can no longer remember if you've already returned from a mission or are yet to depart.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You think you should get inside the VAB and discuss if the rocket is good enough.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = As you sit in the capsule, you can't help but wonder why you haven't taken off yet.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = This is our Space Center. We're home.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Was a rocket really necessary to get here?
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Deja Vu!
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You should probably climb the VAB!
                KerbinSrfSplashed = No! Not the water!...
                KerbinSrfSplashed = The crew highly doubts the floating capabilities of this craft.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = You see a fish swimming by the window. It looks like you are under water.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = I hope the hatch doesn't break and flood the pod.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You watch an Iceberg float by.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = "I can't swim!"
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = Hey little guy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy...
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = There's something on the wing, some.....thing....
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = It's very comforting to see this much green below you.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = The ground here has been highly manicured. You note the number of groundskeepers the planet must have.
                KerbinFlyingLowHighlands = You get a great view of the highlands.
                KerbinFlyingLowHighlands = There can be only one report from the Highlands!
                KerbinFlyingLowHighlands = It’s pretty boring out here. This must be why there aren’t many cities on Kerbin.
                KerbinFlyingLowMountains = You calculate the chance of impact at this altitude. It does not make you feel safe.
                KerbinFlyingLowMountains = Okay, just hallucinating.
                KerbinFlyingHighMountains = The mountains rise up from the grasslands of Kerbin. They seem so much smaller from up here.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = You look out the window hoping to find a tasty cake until you realize somebody made a slight spelling error in the flight plan.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = The heat rising from the sand causes the desert to move and shimmer.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = You look around and see no water for miles. You begin to wonder why you didn’t bring more.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = You wonder if crashing here would create a glass crater. Then you realize how cool that would be.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = In anticipation of the heat, you turn on the air conditioning.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = You imagine how hot it would be if the capsule did not have heating on.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = Is that an oasis?
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = You are so very thirsty.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The crew complains about the heat.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = You start to share scary stories about the strange things found in the Badlands, but Mission Control shushes you.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = This looks like a bad place to land.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = You bet this is where all the cool kids come to land.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = You have a bad feeling about this.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = Crashing here would not be good.
                KerbinFlyingLowTundra = You look at the ground below you and see the frosted hills. It reminds you of the cake you had for breakfast.
                KerbinFlyingLowTundra = You look down and see a glimmer. There's cold in these hills!
                KerbinFlyingLowTundra = You see patches of frozen grass. It looks like it's pretty cold out there.
                KerbinFlyingLowTundra = Moose!
                KerbinFlyingLowTundra = Please don’t land here, please don’t land here, please don’t land here...
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = You look down and see a sheet of shining white ice. If you stare at it too long, your eyes start to water.
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = “Hey look, it’s Santa ‘Claus’ Kerman!”
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = The snowy ice caps look so fluffy and soft to land on.
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = You look down and are blinded by the white snow.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = You wish you’d brought your ice skates.
                KerbinFlyingLowShores = You look out the window and see a piece of your rocket fly off. It wasn't important anyways.
                KerbinFlyingLowShores = The shores look inviting as you watch the waves roll in to the coast.
                KerbinFlyingLowShores = The shores appear to have a blue liquid nearby.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = Does our craft float? Maybe we´ll get to test it.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = You see a spray of water whipped up by the air rushing out of your way.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = You are flying so low you notice disturbances in the water from your craft.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = From this perspective you can see the underwater topology.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = You wonder if it’s safe to drink the water. 
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = The water looks so peaceful from here.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = You imagine all the wonderful creatures that live below the surface that would probably eat you. Or at least brush up against your leg while swimming.
                KerbinInSpace = You float through the air, eating the levitating chips.
                KerbinInSpace = Alarmingly, one side of the ship feels really hot. The other side doesn't, though, so it should be fine.
                KerbinInSpace = Planet Kerbin is so blue and there is nothing you can do.
                KerbinInSpace = You wonder at the fact that Kerbin is mostly green.
                KerbinInSpace = You stare out the window in deep thought, pondering the answer to the ultimate question, before being rudely interrupted by the Mission Control.
                KerbinInSpace = "Log: The alien planet seems remarkably similar to our own. Oh wait..."
                KerbinInSpace = Agoraphobia sets in...
                KerbinInSpace = Bound for the stars.
                KerbinInSpace = You marvel at the weightless nuts and bolts as they dance around the cabin. You briefly wonder what parts of your vehicle they had once held in place.
                KerbinInSpace = Your slide rule breaks, and you begin to search for your backup before realizing that you don't know how to use a slide rule anyway.
                KerbinInSpace = You're in space and not dead. The crew and Flight Control have agreed that it's indeed a big step forward.
                KerbinInSpace = You wonder if you will make it home safe.
                KerbinInSpace = You briefly contemplate your navel as you watch the planet pass below you.
                KerbinInSpace = Much to your chagrin, Scott Kerman gets on the radio and begins educating the crew about proper bathroom procedures. Again.
                KerbinInSpace = Although the planet is indeed very round, you wonder if perhaps its roundness has been exaggerated.
                KerbinInSpace = You attempt to perform a juggling act, only to have the balls fly off in various directions due to microgravity.  You hope they didn't hit any important buttons this time.
                KerbinInSpace = LOOK! Another star! And hey... there's another! Wow, space is awesome.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Are we there yet?
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Hey, it looks like my globe!
                KerbinInSpaceLow = "Hey, I can see Jeb's Ego from here!"
                KerbinInSpaceLow = "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You feel dizzy, unable to keep your head from spinning. If you are going to build a larger crew pod, a web of ropes inside might be of help.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Planet Kerbin is blue and there is nothing I can do.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You reflect on the meaningful events it took you to get here, warmly recalling the moment you first decided to become an astronaut. It was just this morning.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You are chatting to mission control when your radio channel is interrupted by some guy named Major Tom frantically saying something has gone wrong. You tell him take a protein pill and put his helmet on.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You kill some time chatting with a random ham radio operator.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The command console reads "Welcome to space. Please enjoy your stay."
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The crew is reading books to pass the time.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = It seems we are very much in space right now. The sky is mostly below us.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You are almost in an orbit with your home planet.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Maybe if you get out and push?
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Just a little bit further to go!
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Bail out!
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Don’t bail out!
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Do we have enough fuel to make it into real space?
                KerbinInSpaceLow = If you rotate the craft, we might end up aerobraking…
                KerbinInSpaceLow = As you gaze down on your home planet, you are simultaneously filled with wonder and amazed that you made it this far without exploding.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Here you are sitting in a tin can, far above the world.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
                KerbinInSpaceLow = “Space? SPACE! SPAAACCCCCE!”
                KerbinInSpace = After rigorous testing, the crew has determined that microgravity increases the fun of bouncy balls by 200%.
                KerbinInSpace = You swear you saw a blue police box flashing away on a retrograde orbit.
                KerbinInSpace = It's very... round. 
                KerbinInSpace = The planet appears to be round! It’s not flat like we thought!
                KerbinInSpace = “Crew reporting in, from space!”
                KerbinInSpace = This is why we need fancy suits, huh?
                KerbinInSpace = “Crew reporting in. We’ll get back to you… about to eat lunch.”
                KerbinInSpace = You really want to get out and take a walk, but there’s nothing to walk on.
                KerbinInSpace = You make an observation, but the lack of gravity stops your pen from working. Perhaps you should have brought a pencil.
                KerbinInSpace = They didn't fly into space, storm a beach or bring back gold! No, sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son!
                KerbinInSpace = Let’s engage Warp Drive… wait, we don’t have Warp Drive?
                KerbinInSpace = Everything looks so small from up here.
                 KerbinInSpace = “Crew reporting in. Everything is nominal here.”
                KerbinInSpace = This is Major Kerman to ground control, I’m feeling very still. And I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
                KerbinInSpace = It’s time to leave the capsule... right?
                KerbinInSpace = The surface of Kerbin is the shore of the cosmic ocean. Recently you've waded a little way out -- maybe ankle-deep -- and the water seems inviting.
                Mun = You see a great sphere of mouldy cheese... Oh, no wait, its just the Mün.
                Mun = One small step for man, one giant bill for mankind.
                MunInSpace = Your ships suffers a minor depressurization, but quick thinking and lots of bubble gum manage to solve the problem before it gets out of hand.
                MunInSpace = You feel awestruck at the beaten up nature of the Mun.
                MunInSpace = You look down at the cold gray surface. It looks really beat up with craters.
                MunInSpace = You look back at Kerbin. I looks rather small.
                MunInSpace = “Crew reporting in. We are currently near the Mun. It turns out it’s much bigger than we thought it was.”
                MunInSpace = You look at the surface of the Mun and try to find a good landing space. The inside of the craters might be the best option.
                MunInSpace = Wasn’t there an opera written about this once?
                MunInSpace = You don’t know if the crater rims would be a good landing site. Probably not, but they would certainly be… interesting.
                MunInSpace = It seems that the Mun is one big giant rock with no atmosphere.
                MunInSpace = Those craters… what could they be caused by?
                MunInSpace = Looking down at the Mun’s surface, you suddenly feel tempted to eat cheese.
                MunInSpace = “Here I am floating in a tin can, far above the Mun.”
                MunInSpaceHigh = You are very proud of yourself for reaching this far!
                MunInSpaceHigh = What kind of geologic formation is THAT?
                MunInSpaceHigh = Hey, that looks sort of like the arch from McKerbal’s.
                Minmus = You try jumping into the air and strafing at the same time. Now, if only you had a water pistol...
                MinmusInSpace = Kerbin's smaller moon isn't as impressive as the other one. However, it does look much more yummy.
                MinmusInSpace = You wonder if it’s possible to EVA to the surface and back.
                MinmusInSpace = The lake beds seem relatively flat, perhaps we could land there.
                MinmusInSpace = You wonder if landing on the top of a mountain will consume less fuel. It would be harder, though.
                MinmusInSpace = Looking at the surface of Minmus reminds you of a favorite childhood dessert. You are tempted to taste the surface…
                MinmusInSpace = Well, it’s certainly much smaller in person.
                MinmusInSpace = Jetpacking down there would probably be fun. You doubt you could get back up, though.
                MinmusInSpace = You look up at Kerbin and it looks smaller than ever. You think you can just about make out the Mun, too.
                MinmusInSpace = Kerbin looks small. The Mun looks small. Even the Sun looks small. You turn the binoculars the right way round.
            MinmusInSpace = Please let it be a sea of lime sherbert.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = You wonder if Minmus tastes of mint, and if you could make a fortune selling tiny edible planets.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = You watch Minmus' surface shimmer beneath and wonder if your tongue would stick to the ground upon a thorough licking.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = Here we are. The giant mint in space.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = You look out of the window and suddenly feel homesick.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = Let’s go back, I saw a cool rock down there.
                MinmusInSpaceLow = I know there is no atmosphere, but it still feels stinky, like overripe cheese.
                GillyInSpace = Yup. It's tiny.
                GillyInSpace = A rock so little must have very little gravity. Next time, you'll bring a golf club.
                GillyInSpace = How cute! Despite its potato-like appearence, Gilly is an adorable little asteroid.
                GillyInSpace = It looks like a particularly lumpy rock. You bet you could jetpack down there.
                GillyInSpace = “I didn’t know they made them this small.”
                GillyInSpace = You wonder if anything would have a TWR of less than one here.
                GillyInSpace = What is this, a moon for ants?
                GillyInSpace = This place looks a bit boring. You start calculating what it would take to deorbit it into Eve, until your calculator gives you a NaN error. Flight Control refuses to do calculations for you.
                GillyInSpace = In retrospect, you imagined it to be bigger.
                GillyInSpace = It looks small and not very tasty.
                GillyInSpace = It looks like a potato. You are starting to feel very hungry.
                GillyInSpaceLow = You look down to the surface. It's so close! Of course you don't want to end up lithobraking on those hills by accident, but at this speed it probably wouldn't be that bad.
                GillyInSpaceLow = You think you can stick your arm out and touch the surface.
                GillySrfLanded = You consider going for a hike, but you are afraid that your first step will launch you right off the surface.


                GillySrfLanded = You contemplate running around the circular walls of the crew capsule like a caffeinated hamster, to see if it would generate enough force to tip over the lander.
                GillySrfLanded = You feel no change in gravity.
                GillySrfLanded = You feel a surge in gravity. Mentioning nothing to KSC, you put on your brown pants.
                Moho = Brownish red or reddish brown? It's good to think about the big questions.
                MohoInSpace = The planet doesn't appear to have an atmosphere, and you notice darker spots across the surface.
                MohoInSpace = You ponder the mystery of where Moho’s atmosphere went. You’re glad it doesn’t have one anymore, because that would make coming back really hard.
                MohoInSpace = You watch the fuel gauge anxiously.
                MohoSrfLanded = It appears the heat shielding is melting. The Kerbals are sweating and hot.
                MohoSrfLanded = The crew considers which snacks would taste best if cooked.
                MohoSrfLanded = You haven't been this hot since that day in training when your suit caught fire. You worry about it happening again.
                MohoSrfLanded = Sure is hot in here.
               MohoSrfLanded = Jeb wants to know if a rover would powerslide here. Badly.
               Eve = What smells like purple?
                Eve = That is definitely a deep commitment to purple.
                EveInSpace = Eve's sky glows a beautiful green on the terminator, between day and night.
                EveInSpace = Eve looks beautiful from up here. You suspect this to be a ruse to lull you into a false sense of security.
                EveInSpace = You can't help but notice how incredibly purple the planet is. The oceans are mesmerizing.
                EveInSpace = Well, it’s good purple is your favorite color. Maybe there are purple flowers you can take home?
                EveInSpace = Those oceans look flammable. You’d like to see the explosion if you dropped a match in.
                EveInSpace = The world looks incredibly toxic and inhospitable.
                EveInSpace = The atmosphere shimmers like rocket fuel.
                EveSrfLanded = Maybe smuggling some snacks into the command module wasn't a bad idea, after all.
                EveSrfLanded = You still cherish the hope that you packed enough fuel.
                EveSrfLanded = The crew wonder if there are enough snacks.
                EveSrfLanded = You feel that your ship is under a lot of pressure.
                EveSrfLanded = Your crew asks Mission Control if snacks can be turned into fuel.
                EveSrfLanded = We have successfully landed on Eve! However, the crew is expressing doubts about the lander's ability to leave.
                EveSrfLanded = You have a feeling that landing here may have been a bad idea.
                EveSrfLanded = The equipment is strained to the limits. We should be fine, as long as we don't make any sudden movements.
                EveSrfLanded = The gravity is getting to us.
                EveSrfSplashed = Even though your suit should be airtight, you swear that the capsule reeks faintly of nail polish remover.
                EveSrfSplashed = As you look out at the sea, it's purple color reminds you of your favorite soft drink.
                EveSrfSplashed = You see the purple liquid that is Eve´s ocean leak into the capsule. You get the suspicion that you may be in big trouble.
                EveSrfSplashed = Vile lakes shimmer beneath the crushing atmosphere.
                EveSrfSplashed = This reminds you of a time you saw a man get trapped in a vat of grape soda. Unfortunately, you can't drink your way out of this one.
                EveSrfSplashed = After looking through the window, you inform mission control you figured out where all the grape soda from the break room fridge keeps going.
                EveSrfSplashed = A couple mission controllers assure you that's grape juice outside and you can drink it without harm. You, however, become skeptical when it begins peeling the paint off the ship.
                EveSrfSplashed = You're pretty sure this *isn't* grape juice.
                EveSrfSplashed = We’re bouncing a bit too much here.
                EveSrfSplashed = The ocean is feeling a bit too cold…
                EveSrfSplashed = Short circuit in Wire Five!
                DunaInSpace = The planet looks very orange, which reminds you of the orange chicken you left in the astronaut complex fridge. You dearly hope it will still be there when you come back, because you ARE coming back. Right, Mission Control?
                DunaInSpace = You stare at the planet far beneath you, trying to work out which place would be the most suitable to narrowly avoid exploding on.
                DunaInSpace = As you orbit the planet, you pick up what appears to be a TV signal from Kerbin. It's so badly distorted that you can't make neither head nor tail of it.
                DunaInSpace = The planet is very red, and appears to have deep brown furrows across the surface. There does appear to be some kind of ice at both poles though.
                DunaInSpace = You think you see a face. Maybe it was a trick of the light…
                DunaInSpace = You think you see a face. Maybe it was a trick of the light… No, no... that’s a face.
                DunaInSpace = You gaze at the planet, and realize you'll have no problems keeping your night vision.
                DunaInSpace = You really like Duna. It reminds you of chocolate pancakes.
                DunaInSpace = Can it be kerbiformed?
                Ike = You ask Mission Control if they, too, like Ike.
                IkeInSpace = You can't help but like Ike.
                IkeInSpace = There appears to be some steep rocky slopes. The higher areas are lighter in color and the lowlands appear to be very dark gray.
                IkeInSpace = You’ve changed your mind about Ike.
                IkeInSpace = You see a green blur, and hope it isn’t the kraken.
                IkeSrfLanded = You feel like there could be life on this tiny rock.
                IkeSrfLanded = Every moon has two sides, and you feel like you landed on the right one.
                IkeSrfLanded = Every moon has two sides, and you feel like you landed on the wrong one.
                DresInSpace = After noticing a large cut across Dres' surface, you wonder if any band-aids in the first aid kit are big enough.
                DresInSpace = Looking down you see a massive canyon on the surface. It could be several kilometers deep. Too bad there’s no atmosphere, because you’d like to parachute down there.
                DresInSpace = Watching the planet turn beneath you, you miss home.
                DresInSpace = The surface has a patchwork of white and brown, with a few craters.
                DresInSpaceLow = It's very grey and icy down there. The VAB team is going to use this to lobby for better grey-resistant landing legs.
                DresInSpaceLow = This looks too small to be a planet.
                DresSrfLanded = You bask in the knowledge that you have successfully landed on the Mün. Wait.
                DresSrfLanded = It is exactly as grey and icy as expected. Not a bit of grey less, not a bit of ice more.
                DresSrfLanded = You were right… it does, in fact, seem to be a giant potato.
                Jool = We're very far from home.
                JoolInSpace = Captain's log: we are out of snacks.
                JoolInSpace = As you look down upon the great green planet, you think you can see a stirring of the clouds far, far below.
                JoolInSpace = You watch the flowing green storms below. They seem to go on forever, endlessly swirling into each other.
                JoolInSpace = This planet is a wholesome green color. More planets should be this color.
                JoolInSpace = You wonder if orange juice here is green.
                JoolInSpace = You see three big moons and two little ones. You want to land on them all.
                JoolInSpaceLow = The green colour of the atmosphere reminds you of the soft grass of Kerbin. Sort of.
                JoolInSpaceLow = You note just how big Jool is, and try not to think about how small it makes you feel. 
                JoolInSpaceLow = The massive size of the Van Allen radiation belts is ripping electrons from the ship's hull.  You carefully avoid the walls, lest you be zapped with the mother of all static discharges.
                JoolInSpaceLow = Maybe you'd be able to get a sample of metallic hydrogen before the inevitable crunch?
                JoolInSpaceLow = The green orb is looking very big now. 
                JoolFlyingHigh = While observing from the window you get startled as the Jool seems to look back at you! After a moment of confusion you find out that it was your face reflecting from the window and comment on the screams to have been "only radio chatter."
                JoolFlyingHigh = As the craft flies through the dense green clouds, it slows down dramatically.  Just don't get stuck.
                JoolFlyingHigh = It's more than disconcerting to see clouds in all directions.
                JoolFlyingHigh = You see a massive lightning bolt in the far off clouds. You nervously ask Mission Control if the ship is rated for that kind of discharge.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The planet before you resembles nothing so much as a giant tennis ball.  Perhaps it has fuzz that can be harvested to build a space elevator?
                JoolFlyingHigh = You look out the window and are amazed by the view.
                JoolFlyingHigh = You wonder if you will live to see the next hour.
                JoolFlyingHigh = You hope the aerobrake won’t be an aero landing.
                LaytheInSpace = You look at the moon below and feel homesick.
                LaytheInSpace = You started daydreaming about being the captain of the Space Battleship 'Spirit of Kerbin', until being woken up by a beeping sound.
                LaytheInSpace = As the crew look down upon Laythe, they are reminded of home and the huge distance they have traveled.
                LaytheInSpace = Laythe looks a lot like Kerbin. You wonder what would happen if you took your helmet off down there.
                LaytheInSpace = The surface is mostly covered in oceans. You note the landmasses in your report.
                LaytheSrfLanded = After hearing the air is breathable, you open your space helmet, only to find that breathable does not mean odorless or pleasant.
                LaytheSrfLanded = One day we will have a permanent base here. One day.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The crew deliberates heavily on the correct way to pronounce 'Laythe'.
                LaytheSrfLanded = It appears that we are very much on the ground right now.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You miss your family. You begin to write a postcard.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The ocean looks inviting. You realize that you forgot your swimsuit. Oh well, KSC would never have approved.
                VallInSpace = The surface looks broken by aeons of geological activity.
                VallInSpace = As you take your notes, you notice that Laythe can fit in the hole of your clipboard.
                VallInSpace = You can swear you saw a black formation near the south pole, but you lost it before you could grab the binoculars.
                VallInSpace = The moon is a beautiful mosaic of blue and white.
                VallInSpace = As you stare, something stirs inside you. You make a note to cook your food more carefully next time.
                VallInSpace = The surface has many impressive and jagged mountain ranges. You don't think you should try and land on them.
                VallInSpace  The moon is mostly white with lighter blue shades. It looks very cold and possibly frozen.
                VallInSpace = You wonder why this moon’s inclination is exactly the same as Laythe’s.
                TyloInSpace = Was this orbit intentional, or is Mission Control hiding something from you?
                TyloInSpace = It's like Kerbin, but without all the cool stuff like an atmosphere, oceans, or tectonic plates. Okay, so it's not like Kerbin at all.
                TyloInSpace = It looks like it would be very hard to land here. It also appears one side is more cratered than the other.
                TyloInSpace = The surface is covered with various shades of white and gray. You think for a second you saw a face down there...
                TyloInSpace = You wonder why, despite its size, Tylo doesn’t have an atmosphere.
                TyloSrfLanded = The gravity is quite heavy and reminds you of home.
                TyloSrfLanded = You can't walk a few meters without your face becoming friends with the surface. It is a little agitating.
                TyloSrfLanded = I was expecting a bounce in my step. Maybe my springs aren't working.
                TyloSrfLanded = You congratulate yourself on getting down here without excessive lithobraking. You then begin calculating your delta-V to see if you can get home.
                TyloSrfLanded = You feel surprisingly light.
                BopInSpace = You wonder if Twist and Pull are around here somewhere?
                BopInSpace = It appears to be a large brown rock. Perhaps an old asteroid?
                BopInSpace = As you stare at the planet, something flits by the window. Is there something moving down there?
                BopInSpace = This rock looks completely unremarkable. You have an uneasy feeling about it, most probably because you’ve been out of tasty snacks for the last six months.
                BopInSpace = The captured asteroid looks like a big brown potato. You can’t help but wonder if changing inclination was worth the trouble.
                BopInSpace = Stuck in an eccentric, inclined orbit, this rock offers nothing to look at. A complete waste of time.
                BopInSpace = You stare out of the window, only to see some rough, jagged terrain that fails to please the eye.
                BopInSpace = Bop looks unremarkable. TOO unremarkable. Surely it’s hiding some dark secret...
                BopSrfLanded = You're not sure why, but this place gives you an eerie feeling.
                BopSrfLanded = You hear an odd noise on the radio, most probably caused by radiation from the host planet.
                BopSrfLanded = From here Bop looks entirely untrustworthy.
                BopSrfLanded = You smell squid. The pilot must be eating sushi. What else could it be?
                BopSrfLanded = The landing legs sink into the surface and make a squelching sound.
                PolInSpace = Turns out Pol is real, and not just a speck of pollen on the lens of Galileo Kerman's telescope. Who knew?
                PolInSpace = It looks like a really large grain of pollen. “Pol,” you write.
                PolInSpace = The terrain below looks very hazardous. You make note of the jagged rocks, inclines and other dangerous areas.
                PolInSpace = Just looking at the surface makes you sneeze.
                PolSrfLanded = You wonder if you can bring back some pol for your garden on Kerbin.
                PolSrfLanded = You are happy that landing is over.
                PolSrfLanded = The crew has been reduced to excessive sneezing.
                Eeloo = As you stare down at the splintered, lifeless surface, a question forms in your mind: "Was this really worth it?"
                EelooInSpace = The crew look out towards the frozen ice ball Eeloo, and are momentarily lost for words. Few of Kerbalkind have made it this far from home, and the courage, determination, and drive their species has to put them here dawns on everyone. Their thoughts are profound and humble, that so few are supported by so many.
                EelooInSpace = It reminds you of a snowball. Is it winter already?
                EelooInSpace =  Now this is an icy planet. You start imagining epic snowball fights in microgravity.
                EelooInSpace = You note that the capsule is not equipped with central heating, and Mission Control informs you this is because you were meant to go to Moho. This does not instill you with confidence.
                EelooInSpace = It looks like a great big spherical ice cube!
                EelooInSpace = The surface appears to be mostly frozen. You see some interesting brown areas peeking out of the ice and note them in your report.
                EelooInSpace = You search the sky for other planets nearby. You think Eeloo must be lonely out here by itself. Maybe you should pay it a visit and cheer it up a bit.
                EelooInSpace = For a moment, you can't quite remember which star is your sun.
                EelooInSpace = I feel like we could go anywhere. Let’s go. Like, now. Really, anywhere.
                EelooSrfLanded = You look out of the capsule and can't find Kerbin. What has mission control gotten you into this time?
                EelooSrfLanded = From this far away, the radio seems to be a bit patchy.  You can hear static blocking out your next instructions.  Oh well, it probably wasn't important anyway.
                EelooSrfLanded = You take notes on how barren and lonely Eeloo is. You then try to calculate how long it will take for the signal to get to and from Kerbin. 
                EelooSrfLanded = It seems you have eaten all of your snacks. You start weeping quietly in the corner.
                EelooSrfLanded = You wonder what's beneath the ice...
                EelooSrfLanded = You look out the windows and see ice. Lots and lots of ice. And some rocks here and there. Icy rocks.
                EelooSrfLanded = You wonder about the ship that got you here. Are you really sure you can get back?
                EelooSrfLanded = You feel cold.
                EelooSrfLanded = You feel very cold.
                EelooSrfLanded = You feel very hot. The physician diagnoses you with extreme hypothermia. Then you realize you hallucinated the physician.
                JoolSrfLanded = You realize that scientists may have lied to you about the feasibility of this mission.
                EveFlyingLow = If purple is the color of royalty, Eve is certainly regal!
                EveFlyingLow = They said that the crew would be getting a raise when they returned, but you've never heard of anyone getting a raise. Ever.
                EveFlyingLow = You get a sudden urge for grape juice.
                MunSrfLanded = You begin to indicate concerns regarding whether or not the landing was simply an elaborate hoax, but the communications are interrupted by a strange voice telling you to keep quiet.
                MunSrfLanded = Boy, the lighting up here sure looks weird. Almost as if you were on a sound stage or something
                MunSrfLanded = Struck by a sudden urge to say something witty, you nearly choke on your snack.
                VallSrfLanded = You can't wait to go outside. Tt looks so beautiful!
                VallSrfLanded = Everything in the ship just bounced, that was one heck of a quake!
                VallSrfLanded = Quakes rattle tools and loose gear every few minutes.
                JoolFlyingLow = You can feel the green all around you now. This is awesome.
                JoolFlyingLow = This seems like a situation Jebediah would like to be in, just with more SRBs and explosions.
                JoolFlyingLow = As you look up through the stormy green clouds, it strikes you that maybe flying that low in Jool's atmosphere wasn't such a good idea.
                JoolFlyingLow = The craft is shaking and feels very unstable.
                JoolFlyingLow = You realize you are not a probe.
                JoolFlyingLow = Your aerobraking attempt has turned into an aero landing.  Was this part of the plan?
                JoolFlyingLow = Mission control asks for a report, but all you can picture is a giant valedictory explosion.
                JoolFlyingLow = You may have gotten yourself into a bit of a pickle.
                JoolFlyingLow = Landing on Jool, eh? Why not?
                JoolFlyingLow = Still no sign of a surface.  Perhaps if you flew even lower?
                MunFlyingHigh = You wonder if you'll be able to order pizza from here.
                EelooInSpaceHigh = The orbit of Eeloo being so odd, you begin to ponder the existence of a planet beyond it. You think a good name for this planet would be "Planet Y".
                EelooInSpaceHigh = You look out the window and notice beige stripes and spots on the surface. You immediately wonder if it's cookie dough.
                EelooInSpaceHigh = Eeloo looks very white; maybe someone covered it in a giant bedsheet?
                DunaFlyingHigh = You look out, and note the massive geological features. It is possible that Duna was once very geologically active.
                DunaFlyingHigh = Very small piles of fine grain red dust are being deposited on the windows by the thin atmosphere.
                DunaFlyingHigh = There seems to be something resembling a face on the surface of a planet, but it's only a play of light and shadow.
                VallInSpaceLow = Staring out the window, you realize how blue the moon is.
                PolInSpaceHigh = You wipe off the window to make sure that speck you see is not a piece of pollen.
                IkeInSpaceHigh = You ask Mission Control what you're doing here.
                GillyInSpaceHigh = Somehow your foot has become stuck in the controls. Who has been chewing gum?
                GillyInSpaceHigh = The color and highly irregular shape of Gilly remind you of a potato. You suddenly wonder where the chips are.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You suddenly realize that you forgot to bring your towel.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Looking at the map of Laythe to figure out which of the islands is  the closest, you know it'll be a long swim for any chance of rescue.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = As you look out the window, you see something glowing below you. You decide it's probably best to get to shore as soon as possible.
                DunaSrfLanded = Duna's surface seems to be covered with dunes. You remark that the planet was aptly-named.
                DunaSrfLanded = "It's extremely red; over."
                DunaSrfLanded = Dark spots on the surface of Duna were once thought to be the darkness of vegetation growing near the poles as the seasons change. It is now known that the dark coloration is in fact caused by seasonal dust storms.
                DunaSrfLanded = It is quite dusty outside.
                DunaInSpaceHigh = You notice you are coming in close to the red planet, and you secretly hope to find intelligent life!
                DunaInSpaceHigh = The crew is concerned that the planet is "too red". Mission control does not believe this is a good reason to go home.
                DunaInSpaceHigh = Is it a big tomato? 
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Mission Control reminds you that getting out and pushing is often a viable tactic.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = Your ship is wet. You suspect that if you exited the ship you would be too.
                EveFlyingHigh = After various tests you can confirm that it is indeed "very purple".
                EveFlyingHigh = The wind and crew are screaming.
                MohoInSpaceHigh = You discover that it is possible to fry an egg on the console by the viewport. You note it down as a possible economic reason to go into space.
                MohoInSpaceHigh = You hear the structure of the spacecraft creaking and groaning due to thermal expansion. You hope the person who designed it knew what they were doing.
                MohoInSpaceHigh = Moho is beautiful. You take a picture, then realize you're out of batteries.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = The crew cannot stop hyperventilating.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = It feels strangely dangerous out there. Mission control insists it's safe, but you don't think they would know very well.
                TyloInSpaceLow = The crew wonders why they even need to land on this miserable rock.
                EveInSpaceLow = You start having second thoughts about landing.....
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = Don't fall over, don't fall over, don't fall over...
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = It's completely beyond your understanding why you decided to land here and not on the perfectly flat surface of the frozen lake below.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreatFlats = You note that landing on a perfectly flat surface is somewhat boring.
                MinmusSrfLandedLowlands = You wonder why are you still sitting in your capsule while there's so much fun to have outside.
                MinmusSrfLandedMidlands = Low gravity and interesting terrain visible from the window invite you to come outside.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = The curvature of Minmus is easily visible from here.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = Well, it looks no different from here than it did from far away.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = The ground here is completely flat.  It's really boring.
                MinmusInSpaceHigh = You note that your radio fails to transmit when set to the OFF position.
                MinmusInSpaceHigh = At this distance, Kerbin is little more than a pale blue dot, floating the the inky vastness of space.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = Seeing the dark canyon makes you wonder what wonders lie down there.
                LaytheFlyingLow = The atmosphere appears to have blocked most of Jool's radiation at this altitude. You hope your tan doesn't suffer as a result.
                LaytheFlyingLow = Are you sure we aren't on Kerbin?
                DunaFlyingLow = You shiver in your seat. Your thoughts turn to the glowing warmth of re-entry into Kerbin's atmosphere and you start to miss your family.
                MunInSpaceLow = You glance by your window at the surfa... Whoa! Who put mountains this high on a rock this small?!
                JoolInSpaceHigh = Glancing out the view port, you see a grey disc blitz by. You start to think you are not alone.
                JoolInSpaceHigh = As you ponder at planet's hue you are reminded that green is the color preferred most by geniuses.
                EveInSpaceHigh = You think you see Gilly, but it turns out to be a spare peanut.
                MinmusSrfLandedLesserFlats = "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space."
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = The spacecraft's crew and some of the guys at Mission Control are playing chess over the radio.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = You look out the window only to realize you forgot your keys at home.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = Did you remember to pack your acrophobia medication?
                VallSrfLandedMidlands = You note that Vall is "Cold, desolate... lonely." Mission Control tells you to quit being so melodramatic.
                EelooSrfLandedLowlands = You report that Eeloo is "distant and lonely." Flight Control is not happy and demands more information.
                EelooInSpaceLow = Eeloo's sleek surface reminds you of home's ice caps. After some thinking about your distance from home, you go to sleep. 
                EelooInSpaceLow = You're beginning to regret not bringing along the extra bag of snacks.
                LaytheSrfSplashedOceans = You wish you had brought a boat.
                LaytheInSpaceHigh = The radiation here must be intense. You are glad the cockpit of your spacecraft is heavily shielded.
                LaytheInSpaceHigh = As you gaze at Laythe, you begin to wonder whether Kerbin is the only planet harbouring life.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = You start to feel very nervous about all the bad things you said about the Badlands.
                LaytheInSpaceLow = Your radiation instruments are showing some strange results. Perhaps Laythe has a magnetic field that is interacting with Jool's.
                LaytheFlyingHigh = Readings for alpha and beta radiation are low here, but there are still elevated readings for X-Rays and gamma radiation.
                LaytheSrfLandedIslands = You wonder if you just could sit on the beach, relax, and have a margarita.
                EveSrfSplashedEasternSea = As you see the purple ocean surrounding you, you start to wonder how you'll ever get back home.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = evaReport
        title = EVA Report
        baseValue = 8
        scienceCap = 8
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 63
        biomeMask = 23

        RESULTS
        {
                default = The inability to scratch your chin is making concentrating on the EVA nearly impossible.
                default = It feels very much like it did back inside the ship, yet succinctly more outdoorsy.
                default = You can't help but wonder where you left the keys.
                default = You realize a glaring lack of a snack-hole in your suit.
                default = You repeatedly turn your helmet lights on and off.
                default = The stars look very different today.
                default = You discover some change, and quickly stuff it in your pocket before anyone else notices.
                default = "What wasn't I supposed to do? Oh well... it probably wasn't important."
                default = You wonder what would happen if you removed your helmet here, before remembering being specifically told not to do that.
                default = This suit is really uncomfortable. Can we go back inside?
                default = You wonder why your suit isn't orange.
                default = You've recorded your observations about the situation.
                default = You take note on your surroundings.
                default = You examine the situation.
                default = Your stomach growls.
                default = Next time you should take snacks.
                default = Does this EVA suit make me look fat?
                default = Your boots are on the wrong feet. 
                default = You imagine this is what its like to be the Michelin Man.
                default = You look around and see nothing of importance.
                default = In space, no one can hear you complain about how uncomfortable your suit is.
                Moho = Stepping out of the shadow is like walking into a furnace.
                MohoSrfLanded = You can hear the coolant rushing through the tubes in your suit as fast as it can, and decide that you'd really like to go back inside.
                MohoSrfLanded = You are relieved to see that space suits have an SPF of one million.
                MohoSrfLanded = It's getting very hot in here.
                MohoSrfLanded = You realize you forgot to bring your sunglasses.                                                 
                MohoSrfLanded = There’s a hole around here somewhere.
                MohoSrfLanded = Such heat, wow.
                MohoSrfLanded = So… Anything interesting around here?
                MohoSrfLanded = The thermal systems of your suit protest as you move around in the bright sunlight. It’s really hot out here.
                MohoSrfLanded = At least you will have a nice tan when you get home.
                MohoInSpaceLow = You can almost feel the radiation.
                MohoInSpaceLow = You can actually feel the radiation.
                EveSrfLanded = You decide to take a short walk, but think better of it after the first few steps.
                EveSrfLanded = You feel like you may have put on some weight.
                EveSrfLanded = The purple behemoth dares you to slip.
                EveSrfLanded = You should have done more exercise back on Kerbin.
                EveSrfLanded = You wonder what jerk put lead weights in your suit.
                EveSrfLanded = The thick atmosphere makes it difficult to move around. You swear that if not for the high gravity, you could hover a bit just by flapping your arms.
                EveSrfLanded = The extreme pressure is making it hard to move. Thankfully, you can still wiggle your toes.
                EveSrfLanded = You start to think that it’s entirely possible to swim in this atmosphere.
                EveSrfLanded = The atmosphere is so thick you have a sneaking suspicion it may be made out of some kind of soup. Well, it wouldn’t hurt to taste it… right?
                EveSrfLanded = Everything is tinted purple. You feel like you're changing colour.
                EveSrfLanded = “Should I take the left foot or the right foot?” The decision weighs heavy on your shoulders - literally.
                EveSrfLanded = Did you eat too much spaghetti before you left? You feel so sluggish and heavy…
                EveSrfLanded = The toss of a pebble suggests that the atmosphere is REALLY, REALLY thick. 
                EveSrfLanded = “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
                EveSrfLanded = You wonder if you will ever be returning home. Probably not.
                EveSrfSplashed = I feel like my helmet is dissolving. Oh wait... IT IS! Get me back in, now!
                EveSrfSplashed = You had a dream like this once. Unlike the dream, however, this isn't grape soda, and robot dolphins are not swimming in it.
                EveSrfSplashed = You wonder if you could light the ocean on fire.
                Gilly = You wonder how awesome it would be to make a jump with a rover from the hills here.
                GillySrfLanded = If only the launchpad had been here instead of KSC, this whole space thing would've been so much easier. You make a note to berate the administrators back home over their poor choice.
                GillySrfLanded = "Wait... there's a planet below me? Does it even have gravity?"
                GillySrfLanded = You become concerned that the rock you threw away may loop all the way around Gilly and hit you in the back of your head.
                GillySrfLanded = If that was 'one small step', you don't want to imagine how big a 'giant leap' would be in this gravity.
                GillySrfLanded = You balance yourself on your pinky finger and start doing pushups, only to find yourself slowly floating away.
                GillySrfLanded = Using your RCS systems for balance, you manage to walk along the surface using only two fingers.
                GillySrfLanded = We could really use some anchors here.
                GillySrfLanded = You try to walk, but instead go several meters into the air. It takes minutes before you float back down.
                GillySrfLanded = Walk very slowly... Oh no! You tripped.
                GillySrfLanded = You make a mental note of how light you feel and then deduce that it may be best to keep both feet on the surface. 
                GillySrfLanded = You can barely move without flying away from the surface. You wish you’d brought an anchor.
                GillySrfLanded = You probably shouldn’t jump. You might not come back down.
                GillySrfLanded = One small step for Kerb, one giant leap for WHAAAAA!
                GillySrfLanded = That rock you threw is still going...
                GillySrfLanded = It takes a while to get used to the idea of kilometer-long jumps.
                GillySrfLanded = You think you can jetpack into orbit ten times over.
                GillySrfLanded = No gravity? No problem!
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Ah, the smell of asphalt.
                KerbinSrfLanded = I don't think a spacesuit was entirely necessary to get here, was it?
                KerbinSrfLanded = Finally. Time to stretch your legs!
                KerbinSrfLanded = I wish I had brought pants.
                KerbinSrfLanded = It seems we are on our home planet.
                KerbinSrfLanded = You want to take your helmet off, and breathe the sweet air of your home planet.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = Jeb... is that you biting my leg?.... 
                KerbinSrfSplashed = Hey look, water!
                KerbinSrfSplashed = This is not the same thing as the blue stuff above us.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = This suit was obviously not intended for scuba diving.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = You see a fish swimming in front of your helmet and you start asking yourself : What would happen if my suit wasn't waterproof?
                KerbinSrfSplashed = Another water landing. You feel fortunate that the EVA suits double as emergency flotation devices.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = You feel very floaty…
                KerbinSrfSplashed = Good thing these spacesuits act like flotation devices.
                 KerbinSrfSplashed = It’s like training in the pool.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = As the water rushes to your face, you begin to thrash and wail and gasp, and then remember your suit is airtight.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = What are those creatures circling below?
                KerbinSrfSplashed = Now I really wish I knew how to swim!
                KerbinFlyingHigh = You might be ok for a few minutes.
                KerbinInSpace = You've successfully played hide and seek with Mission Control. Crap.
                KerbinInSpace = Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! I'M IN SPACE!
                KerbinInSpace = "If you’re hearing this, it means you’re taking a long time on this spacewalk. The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction."
                KerbinInSpace = The lone kerbal loves it out here.
                KerbinInSpace = "Why isn't there any noise? Is something wrong with my space suit?"
                KerbinInSpace = WHEEEEEEE!
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Mom calls, wondering where you are and when you'll be home for dinner.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You wonder why you left your hot dog at mission control.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = I wonder how the lights turn on and off?
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You think you see a something moving on the Mun's surface. You are officially terrified.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You realize you forgot to eat lunch.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = This never gets old. It kinda makes you want to… break into song.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = It crosses your mind that a thin layer of mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = Staring down at tiny Kerbin, it strikes you as a planet that looks mostly harmless.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = I can see my house from here!
                SunSrfLanded = Who are you? Scott Manley?
                SunInSpaceHigh = All you can remember while glaring at the empty void is the tale of the Space Kraken. You really want to return to the ship.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You gaze down at the majestic fireball that is Kerbol, only to realise that you have temporarily blinded yourself. 
                SunInSpaceHigh = You're suddenly alarmed at how empty space is. Just you, the sun, and... your ship. Mission Control questions why your heartbeat just spiked.
                SunInSpaceHigh = As you look toward Kerbol, you realize you forgot your sunglasses and Jeb has the only pair anyways.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You wonder if that burning smell is real or just your imagination.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Finally some peace and quiet!
                SunInSpaceHigh = You attempt to become the first Kerbal to finish a crossword puzzle in space, but alas your pencil floats away before you can even start.
                SunInSpaceHigh = "Am I stupid or just upside-down?"
                SunInSpaceHigh = It's empty.  It goes on forever, and... Oh my gosh, it's full of stars!
                SunInSpaceHigh = You decide to have a staring contest with Kerbol. You lose.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The sun appears... yellow?
                SunInSpaceHigh = Having spent time in stellar orbit, you request that you be declared a new planet. Mission Control promises to think about it.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Looking around, you notice lots of sparkly things. One of them is REALLY sparkly.
                SunInSpaceHigh = They should have sent a poet.  It's so beautiful.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You look out into the universe and wonder if you're alone, if Kerbin is a cradle of life in an otherwise sterile universe. Mission Control tells you to stop thinking so much.
                SunInSpaceHigh = It would have been better if it was green.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You feel kind of small right now... you hope you know where you're going.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You search in every direction, but there is no kraken to be seen.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Suddenly you hear a deep growling. Is that the space kraken?
                SunInSpaceHigh = Staring into the void, you ponder your place in the universe.
                SunInSpaceLow = You release a gray rock from your spacesuit pocket and make a resolution to come back in a year to find out if it looks like Moho.
                SunInSpaceLow = You think its becoming sort of hot.... You hope you will be allowed back inside soon.
                SunInSpaceLow = Your wax wings begin to melt.
                SunInSpaceLow = You sincerely hope that guys back home made this suit hardened against radiation.
                SunInSpaceLow = You suddenly regret not bringing your SPF-10000 sun cream with you.
                SunInSpaceLow = You think sunglasses would have been a good idea.
                SunInSpaceLow = You think your new tan will impress everyone back in the space center.
                SunInSpaceLow = You smell a faint burning coming from your spacesuit.
                SunInSpaceLow = As you stare at Kerbol, you manage to resist the urge to take off your helmet to have some toasted Marshmallows.
                SunInSpaceLow = Your thermometer blew up inside the cabin. That can't be a good sign.
                SunInSpaceLow = It's a dry heat.
                SunInSpaceLow = You really wish you'd brought marshmallows. You bet you could make a mean s'more from here.
                SunInSpaceLow = You can't wait to tell your friends about flying near the Sun with nothing but your spacesuit on.
                SunInSpaceLow = Good thing you brought your 4000+ sunscreen
                SunInSpaceLow = The suit feels a bit warm.
                SunInSpaceLow = Outside the ship, you can really see the power of the sun. As you watch, you see a flash on the surface and a tongue of plasma shoots off.
                SunInSpaceLow = You wonder if the radiation from Kerbol is harming you in any way.
                SunInSpaceLow = Your spacesuit is starting to heat up now. Maybe it's a good idea to get back to your spacecraft.
                SunInSpaceLow = Is it just me, or is it hot in here? 
                SunInSpaceLow = You are starting to sweat profusely and wonder why you had left the capsule in the first place.
                SunInSpaceLow = You feel as if you should have brought a stronger sunscreen.
                SunInSpaceLow = It feels a bit warm.
                SunInSpaceLow = A massive, luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity! This one appears to be undergoing thermonuclear fusion of hydrogen into helium in its core.
                SunInSpaceLow = Kerbol is bigger then you have ever could have seen it on Kerbin. You wish you'd brought your Sunglasses.
                SunInSpaceLow = You’re feeling really hot and can’t stand the unbearable heat.
                SunInSpaceLow = You think coming this close to the sun was REALLY a bad idea. Can we leave now?
                SunInSpaceLow = “Ohhh, the Sun! I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!”
                SunInSpaceLow = You crack a bad joke about landing on the sun at night to mission control.
                SunInSpaceLow = Since the solar panels produce more energy, you crank up the air conditioner.
                SunInSpaceLow = You realise that this is not where you want to be right now.
                KerbinFlyingLow = I'm free! Freefalling.
                KerbinFlyingLow = This is a most precarious situation.
                KerbinFlyingLow = Flying this close to the ground is definitely not over-rated!
                KerbinFlyingLow = Get back in! Quick!
                KerbinFlyingLow = The ground is looking awful close. Did you pack a parachute?
                KerbinFlyingLow = This isn’t that high up after all…
                KerbinFlyingLow = I wonder if I can buzz the tower while hanging off the side of the cockpit...
                KerbinFlyingHigh = The clouds look so pretty from up here.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = You're starting to feel you should really get back into the ship.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = Did you remember to pack a parachute?
                KerbinInSpaceLow = Planet Kerbin is blue, and there’s nothing you can do.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = It’s so big. You wonder if you can see your house from here. Probably not.
                Mun = It looks like a really big rock.
                MunSrfLanded = You feel a peculiar quake. When you look behind you, there is a fresh meteor impacted where you were just walking.
                MunSrfLanded = There was something you were going to say, and even though you spent the entire trip over here perfecting your delivery, you've somehow managed to forget it.
                MunSrfLanded = You wonder how that rock got into your spacesuit.
                MunSrfLanded = It doesn't -taste- like it's made of dairy...
                MunSrfLanded = "Did I leave the keys in the ignition?"
                MunSrfLanded = You should have brought your golf club.
                MunSrfLanded = The dust is getting everywhere!
                MunSrfLanded = You confirm that the Mun is not made out of cheese. Mission Control is very sad.
                MunSrfLanded = That dust is getting into everything… Now stop staring and help me clean my visor!
                MunSrfLanded = You look up and search the sky for Kerbin. Suddenly, you feel very small.
                MunSrfLanded = You start to say something dramatic and poignant about the plight of Kerbal-kind in this grand universe, only to be cut off by random radio chatter that the situation is nominal.
                MunSrfLanded = You really want to jump again, but last time Mission Control yelled at you.
                MunSrfLanded = That’s one small step fo--the situation is nominal.
                MunSrfLanded = That’s one small step for a Kerbal, and one big cupboard of snacks for said Kerbal.
                MunSrfLanded = You notice some weird rocks in the distance.
                MunSrfLanded = You’re in a most peculiar way, and the stars look very different today.
                MunSrfLandedMidlandCraters = Yep, it's a crater all right. You've noted this down on your checklist with a smiley face. Science is fun!
                MunFlyingLow = Does it count as a mountain if it’s in space?
              MunFlyingLow = You're having a bit too much fun with the low gravity.
                MunFlyingLow = You try flapping your arms to go higher. After doing this, you try to perform a facepalm, but only manage a visor palm.
                MunFlyingHigh = Is this really a good idea? Staring at the cratered surface below, you're beginning to wonder...
                MinmusSrfLanded = As you exit your craft, you utter the words; "It's one small step for kerbals, one giant leap for kerbal kind."
                MinmusSrfLanded = Engine's exhaust seems to have melted the ice underneath.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You spend several minutes contemplating how to taste the ground without removing your spacesuit's helmet before giving up.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You have confirmed that the surface does not taste like mint ice cream.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You need to do something about the lack of snacks here.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You feel a bit like a superhero when you jump in the low gravity.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You are craving mint ice cream right about now.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The low gravity would make driving around difficult.
                MinmusSrfLanded = If the spaceship fails, you could probably use the jetpack to get back into orbit.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The surface seems to be a mixture of rock and ice… you wonder if it could be mined for fuel.
                MinmusSrfLanded = These ice lakes are so flat and smooth, you suspect they would make an excellent drag strip.
                DunaSrfLanded = You've proven the alien conspiracy theorists wrong. There are no tall, pink men anywhere to be seen.
                DunaSrfLanded = Would this be a good place to have giant sandworms for pets?
                DunaSrfLanded = You feel like a true hero as you march across the red planet, until you realize you're a long, long way from home.
                DunaSrfLanded = I'm hungry. Where is my pizza? 
                DunaSrfLanded = Duna's low gravity would lend itself well to an exciting game of baskerbal! You consider adding a hoop to your next lander design.
                DunaSrfLanded = You see red. A LOT of red.
                DunaSrfLanded = After much testing, you determine that red sand castles are plausible.
                DunaSrfLanded = The air is a little thin up here. Down here?
                DunaSrfLanded = A gust of wind creates a small red dust storm, it’s hard to see. 
                Ike = Gazing at Duna, you wonder whether life coul- "BZZT, THIS IS MISSION CONTROL, SITUATION NOMINAL, OVER."
                IkeSrfLanded = It seems like a hike would be nice.  What might you see from the other side of this moon?  Pack plenty of air!
                IkeSrfLanded = You consider going for a hike, but there's really nowhere to walk to here.
                IkeSrfLanded = While admiring the landscape, you notice that Duna is not moving or rotating. This could mean that Ike is tidally locked, or it could mean that you forgot your glasses.
                IkeSrfLanded = You look up at the sky and see something zip past...
                IkeSrfLanded = There's a bunch of large rocks scattered around the surface. The surface appears to react oddly to light.
                IkeSrfLanded = You get a strange sense of deja-vu.
                DresFlyingHigh = It’s an airless rock floating through space, all alone and lonely. Sniff.
                DresSrfLanded = For a planet of this size and gravity, there are an awful lot of craters.
                DresSrfLanded = When you look closely at the ground, you can see many different types of deposits mixed together.
                DresSrfLanded = You feel like a few smaller rocks should be visible in the distance. However, when you look up, you spot nothing of the sort.
                JoolFlyingHigh = You feel your skin burn as you leave the vessel. It would be a good idea to get back on board!
                JoolFlyingHigh = You find that the outside pressures are equal with your suit's interior pressure. Removing your helmet would still be a rather poor idea.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Feeling insignificant near the towering mass of the gas giant, you are inclined to think that size matters after all.
                JoolSrfLanded = You're not sure how you even landed on the surface of a gas giant. But it's probably best not to think about it for too long.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You feel drunk because of the thin air. Mission Control asks you to put your helmet back on.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You wonder if you could swim to the next island from here.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You are glad to see the solid ground, but it seems that after such a long journey you almost forgot how to walk.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You are sorely tempted to remove your helmet.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Can I take off my space suit?
                LaytheSrfLanded = You realize that you forgot to bring sunscreen.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You feel comfortable, back at Kerbin after such a long sleep. Wait a minute...
                LaytheSrfLanded = You search the sky, hoping to see Jool.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Gazing around the landscape, you feel very homesick.
                LaytheSrfLanded = There might be good diving on this planet. Unfortunately, mission control did not pack any flippers.
                LaytheSrfLanded = It is much colder here than the scan from orbit suggested.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You feel a slight tremor. Perhaps you should have landed on that OTHER island.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Comfortable enough to take your helmet off, you check the box for “Looks breathable.”
                LaytheSrfLanded = You take your helmet off, and after a few very long seconds of gasping and haphazard flailing you manage to secure your helmet again. You erase the checkbox for “breathable atmosphere.”
                LaytheSrfLanded = You try to open your helmet’s protective glass ever so slightly. The air is rough, humid and thin. You gasp for oxygen but there is not much to be found. Maybe kerbals with more high-altitude experience would do just fine.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You do a series of breathing exercises and open your helmet to try Laythian air. It feels fine but gives you a strong sense of intoxication. You decide it’s because of lower oxygen content.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The air looks tolerable and the water looks very inviting. A beautiful place to be!
                LaytheSrfLanded = After determining that the air is, if only just, breathable, you ponder whether turbojet engines would be able to run here.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The low land to water ratio and sedate water cycle of Laythe combine to give its oceans low salinity. You're forced to constantly swim to keep afloat.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You wonder if you could swim to the nearest island.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You realise that this is the first bath you have had since leaving Kerbin. 
                LaytheSrfSplashed = As much as you'd like to find life, the only green wiggling creature here is in a spacesuit.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You start thinking of how cool it would be to have motorboats here. You then proceed to make motorboat sounds.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You attempt to drink some water. Then you remember the co-worker who died after ordering some "H2O too".
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You tread water. Perhaps you should have chosen a drier landing spot.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Swimming is really hard in these suits you know.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Your Geiger Counter is emitting a continuous hum. Time to flee.
                Vall = You see a sparkling stream of crystals blast into the sky in the distance.
                VallSrfLanded = The ground beneath you suddenly lurches, and you hear the sound, carried up through your feet, of immense ice plates scraping against each other.
                VallSrfLanded = Well, the ice is... thick. You wonder if there's a frozen waterfall somewhere.
                VallSrfLanded = The surface shivers as the deeper crust buckles and fractures. You want badly to get back inside the ship now.
                VallSrfLanded = The rocks are of a blueish-green colour... Pretty!
                VallSrfLanded = The ground rumbles ominously beneath you before you realise that you're just hungry.
                VallSrfLanded = The surface occasionally rumbles beneath you. You think you should probably get back to the ship.
                VallSrfLanded = Ice crystals look very shiny.
                VallSrfLanded = You wish you’d brought your ice skates.
                VallSrfLanded = Ice melts down and evaporates from the friction of your space boots. You concentrate very hard on keeping your balance.
                VallSrfLanded = The surface occasionally rumbles beneath you. You think maybe the underground ocean the scientists predicted is not that far below.
                TyloSrfLanded = Is it me, or did my spacesuit just get really heavy?
                TyloSrfLanded = You try jumping... It isn't very effective
                TyloSrfLanded = The gravity here is pretty comfortable and reminds you of home. The lack of atmosphere, however, provides a stark contrast.
                TyloSrfLanded = You look around, trying to decide if the nerve-wracking descent was worth it. How are you going to get back?
                TyloSrfLanded = Terrain looks like a mix of rocks, ice and dirt. You wonder at the lack of atmosphere.
                TyloSrfLanded = If surface composition is of any indication, there is a distinct possibility of finding underground lakes and caverns somewhere around.
                TyloSrfLanded = They say the gravity of Tylo adds five pounds.
                BopSrfLanded = There's something ominous lurking here... you just know it.
                BopSrfLanded = You note that it seems boring here, and wish you'd been allowed to bring the beach ball you wanted to.
                BopSrfLanded = The surface is very brown and lumpy. You poke at it with your glove and notice how hard it is.
                BopSrfLanded = The air feels murky and ominous. A second later, you remember there is no air on Bop, so it’s probably just your suit being out of order.
                BopSrfLanded = You feel uneasy. This place is dark and inhospitable.
                BopSrfLanded = You feel that something is wrong. Even more so than when you were in your spacecraft. You feel like there’s something behind you, but when you turn around, nothing is there.
                PolSrfLanded = Looking at all the jagged rocks, you feel very thankful about not landing on them.
                PolSrfLanded = Everywhere you look it appears the planet is sharp. You don't think you want to sit down or fall on anything.
                PolSrfLanded = Every edge looks dangerously sharp. You step carefully, trying not to shatter anything.
                PolSrfLanded = The rocks, the sand, and space itself seem to be filled with glitter. It gives you a headache.
                PolSrfLanded = This place might be very weird, but it’s not as bad as it could be.
                Eeloo = It's cold this far from the sun. How long until you're warm again?
                EelooFlyingHigh = It looks cold and lonely. You feel a sudden outburst of sympathy.
                EelooSrfLanded = You look at the Sun, and feel very, very lonely...
                EelooSrfLanded = You get the feeling you left your oven on back home.
                EelooSrfLanded = As you look at the ground, you think a snowball fight might be fun.
                EelooSrfLanded = Even with spacesuit protecting you from the cold of space you feel yourself freezing... and lonely.
                EelooSrfLanded = You discover it is very cold. You ask mission control if you can get back into your ship now.
                EelooSrfLanded = You're standing on a giant dirty snowball.
                EelooSrfLanded = As you think about the distance and time it took to get you here, a sudden shiver runs down your spine.
                EelooSrfLanded = You wonder what made you believe all the cheery people that assured you time and again that you were coming back.
                EelooSrfLanded = Even through the padding of your spacesuit, there's a distinct chill out here.
                EelooSrfLanded = The sun looks so distant now, compared to home...
                EelooSrfLanded = You step off the capsule to the crackling of ice under your boots. Your eyes adjust to the faint light. From way out here, Kerbol is just another star. You reflect upon the several year journey it took to get here.
                EelooSrfLanded = You start a pun about saying "Eeloo," but then Mission Control comes back from the bathroom.
                EelooSrfLanded = You lie down and make a snow kerbal.
                EelooSrfLanded = You feel like Eeloo has been alone for a long time. You contemplate staying a little while longer.
                EelooSrfLanded = Even though the suit is well insulated, you can feel the cold seeping into your feet.
                EelooSrfLanded = It is very cold. You realize that you probably should have brought a sweater.
                EelooSrfLanded = You lay down and give the planet a hug, just so it knows it's not alone out here.
                EelooSrfLanded = You want to build a snow-kerbal. Sadly, Eeloo is made of ice, not snow.
                EelooSrfLanded = You pat the ground. Hopefully you cheered up the planet a little.
                EelooSrfLanded = You wonder what would come of an ice-carving competition held here.
                EelooSrfLanded = You suddenly realize that there’s no way you’ll be able to walk home from here.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = Are you really sure now is a good time?
                EveInSpace = From this position you can clearly make out lakes and oceans of some kind on the surface below.
                BopInSpace = The moon strikingly resembles a potato.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = Mission Control assures you, "don't panic."
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = Oh dear.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = "Why did I go outside? I really want to get back into the capsule!"
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = You suddenly realize that your space suit doesn't include a parachute.
                JoolFlyingLow = I think I just heard something crack in my helmet.  Can I go home?
                JoolFlyingLow = You are advised to get back into the capsule, fast.
                JoolFlyingLow = I should have taken a green spacesuit for camouflage.
                JoolFlyingLow = You feel a sudden urge to see what would happen if you landed on a gas giant.
                JoolFlyingLow = HOW DID I LET YOU GUYS TALK ME INTO THIS!?
                JoolFlyingLow = You realize that diving into a gas giant never sounded like a good idea.
                JoolFlyingLow = Kerbin, I think we have a problem. I do, anyways...
                JoolFlyingLow = All you can see is a rather large green gas giant.
                JoolFlyingLow = As you wing-walk amongst the green clouds, you suddenly wonder exactly you will get home now.
                EveFlyingLow = "Nuts."
                EveFlyingLow = "I will not give up, I will not give in! I will land boots down, I will stand again."
                EveFlyingLow = "Come on, cosmos!  Do your worst!"
                EveFlyingLow = "It has been an honor."
                EveFlyingLow = You wonder, supposing you let go, if the atmosphere is thick enough to allow you to fall gently to the ground like a feather.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You calculate the number of snacks you should bring to be able to swim to KSP.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You think you see a shark swimming in the water. Wait, no, that's just a landing leg.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = Is that a shark over there?
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = Something nibbles on your foot.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Truly a very tiny step for Kerbalkind.


                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You wonder if you can get back in a t-shirt and shorts.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You wave at mission control, they tell you to get back to work.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Mission Control would like to remind you that while the suit is not, in fact, designed for jogging around on Kerbin, there are several more appropriate suits inside.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The surface here is made of concrete. Veeeeery interesting...
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = If a spacesuit was really necessary to get here, I will eat my helmet!
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = Feeling slightly bored, you play peek-a-boo with Kerbin over the crater edges.
                PolInSpaceHigh = You resist a sneeze.
                Mun = All you can think about is potatoes...
                MunSrfLandedPoles = You hum "You never make me be like you/I'm master of the moon."
                MunSrfLandedPoles = You are amazed at how mystifying the moon scenery looks like from the pole.
                JoolInSpace = Your thoughts are interrupted by the incessant beeping of the radiation alarm, so you turn it off and enjoy the peace and quiet.
                JoolInSpace = You look at the green planet's many moons and feel that somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be tasted.
                JoolInSpace = "So many stars!"
                JoolInSpaceHigh = You feel happy that the biggest planet is green.
                JoolInSpaceHigh = Gazing down at Jool, you wonder where the ground is.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You love the smell of rocket fuel in the morning.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You suspect that you'd better move if you don't want to be fried during a rocket launch.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You are eager to keep things up and running.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You feel compelled to stare at the sky.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = We don't seem to have gone very far... yet.
                GillyInSpaceHigh = Looking down, you see the two moons of Eve. As you are about to record the new satellite, you realise that one of the two is, in fact, a speck of dust.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = You spot a narrow part of the canyon, and wonder if you could make the jump across.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = There are visible striations in the walls of the canyons.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = You hold your hand up against Kerbin, and use your thumb to blot out the sun. After thinking briefly about pale blue dots, the puniness of kerbalkind, and philosophy, you go back to wondering how sweet it would be to ramp off those dunes back there. 
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = You look at the inviting waves and realize that you forgot your swimsuit!
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = Ew! Something just touched your foot. Oh wait, it's just seaweed.
                EveInSpaceLow = "I left the stove on!"
                MinmusSrfLandedGreatFlats = You think you could drill some holes here and play golf... space golf, of course.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = As you step off your lander, saying the usual dramatic speech, Mission Control calls up, tells you to cut the chatter and to take the all-important surface sample.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = You look up and hope that the rocket scientists back on Kerbin did their math correctly.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = It is hard to control your movements in the low gravity.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = The ground beneath you has the perfect consistency for snowballs.  Sadly, you cannot find a worthy target.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = You can feel the planet spinning beneath you.  Suddenly, you feel a little green around the gills.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = You can feel the planet spinning beneath you.
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = You wonder how far you could slide down this hill...
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = You start to jury-rig a sled from spare parts, only to be interrupted by orders from Mission Control.
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = You could have sworn you saw a little boy and a tiger sledding down the hill in a toboggan.  You check your O2 supply... Ah! Just hypoxia.
                MinmusInSpaceHigh = It looks so small, and yet so delicious.
                LaytheSrfSplashedOceans = You begin to wish you'd brought a boat.
                GillyInSpaceLow = You try to touch a passing peak. KSC tells you to go back into your capsule and raise your damn orbit.
                EveSrfSplashedLakes = You realize swimming in a spacesuit is harder than you thought. You regret the decision of leaving the ship. 
                MohoSrfLandedHighlands = You contemplate sun bathing for your return publicity shots.
                LaytheFlyingLow = You find that changes in your enviroment oddly turn your thoughts rapidly from desserts towards life insurances.
                LaytheFlyingLow = Now I really wish I had brought that parachute.
                BopSrfLandedWesternDepression = You look around at the tops of the round lumps around you and think you see a small flash in the distance. You put down "weird" in the mission report.  
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = It feels as though a stiff breeze is tugging at your ankles. You suspect that this means gas is escaping from the ice caps, and this makes you slightly nervous.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = As far as you can tell in the low gravity, the ground is firm underfoot, and not as slippery as you had expected.
                MinmusSrfLandedLowlands = You look up at the highlands and wonder out loud whether you could jump over them. Mission control advises you not to try.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = You make some notes about different shades of white. You conclude that the spectrum ranges from white to extremely white.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = Your thoughts turn to running back to the capsule and hiding from whatever might live in the Badlands.
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = It feels as though a stiff breeze is tugging at your ankles. You suspect that this means gas is escaping from the ice caps, and this makes you slightly nervous.
                MunInSpaceLow = You Stare at the Mun amazed at how fast you are moving over the surface; maybe going out of the capsule was a bad decision. 
                MunInSpaceLow = "I wonder if it tastes like cheese? Nah. Minmus though..."
                LaytheInSpaceLow = As you gaze down upon the flowing waters of Laythe, you discover that you need a toilet.
                TyloInSpaceLow = You swear you just found Tylo's missing atmosphere! It's just too bad it floated away before you could grab it.
                VallInSpace = Closer investigation of the planet makes you think of Minmus. You are once again hungry for mint dessert.
                MunSrfLandedHighlands = As it turns out, there's no cheese! 
                DresSrfLandedDepressions = This is a very depressing depression.
                JoolInSpaceLow = You see Jool sparkling below you like an endless ocean of green.
                VallInSpaceLow = You look at all the valleys and wonder what made them that way.
                PolInSpaceLow = While outside the capsule, it is easier to see that Pol's surface is incredibly uneven. It also has an uncanny resemblance to a grain of pollen.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = mysteryGoo
        title = Mystery Goo™ Observation
        baseValue = 10
        scienceCap = 13
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 63
        biomeMask = 3

        RESULTS
        {
                default = You sneak a taste of the Goo and stuff it in your spacesuit.
                default = You start talking to The Goo to pass the time. The Goo doesn't appear to be very talkative.
                default = The Goo somehow seems to resent this experimentation on it.
                default = You cannot grasp the true form of The Goo.
                default = You observe The Goo and it shapes in a small blob. You can't help but think to name it "Flubber".
                default = The Goo seems to do a little dance as it bonces about the container.
                default = The Goo seems to have copied your face. You think it must be mocking you.
                default = You log a note: "Very gooey."
                default = After the wacky events of the last few minutes, you are forced to conclude that the goo is NOT, in fact, edible. At least under these circumstances... more testing may be required.
                default = You discover -- to your great surprise -- that due to a mishap in the paperwork, the Goo is now the ranking officer on the ship.
                default = The Goo appears to be sufficiently mysterious.
                default = The power of The Goo compels you.
                default = You wonder if The Goo also has feelings. You worry it might get angry for being launched into space without being asked first.
                default = The Goo develops odd spires upon its surface.
                default = Rather reluctantly, The Goo reacts to the situation.
                default = The Goo vibrates at a rather pleasing frequency.
                default = The Goo seems to have formed into the shape of a Kerbal's face. Mission control tells you to look at The Goo, not the glass.
                default = The goo seems to be watching you.
                default = The goo clearly likes it here in a space can.
                default = The Goo misses its brethren.
                default = The Goo appears to have run out of ways to make itself funny.
                default = The Goo seems like it would be fun to fingerpaint with, but mission control denies your request to test that theory.
                default = The Goo performs a brief dance before settling back into a stable state. Upon reporting this, Mission Control tells you to stop eating astronaut cheese before going to bed.
                default = You're pretty sure The Goo is mocking you.
                default = The Goo stares solemnly out at you.
                default = You observe the Goo for a while.
                default = The Goo observes you for a while. It is rather irritating.
                default = The Goo exudes a mysterious chemical.
                default = The Goo emits chemical signatures of Sulfur, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Phosphorus.
                default = After hearing whispers from the Goo canister you start thinking about going to a psychiatrist.
                default = It’s good The Goo is self-perpetuating, because it’s always doing crazy stuff like exploding and escaping and breaking in half.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = The Goo doesn't seem to be doing much right now.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = The Goo doesn't seem to be doing much right now. Maybe you should poke it with a stick.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = The Goo seems very excited for what’s about to happen.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = The Goo is now a little nervous.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The Goo seems to behave very much the same as it always does around here.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The Goo has a black tone as light reflects off the runway into the canister.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The Goo seems to hate it here.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The Goo dehydrates quicky.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The Goo appears to be drying up here. Maybe all this hot, dry weather has something to do with it.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The Goo appears not to be wet. Likely due to lack of water.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The Goo escapes into the water!
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The Goo is freshly hydrated and starts to dissolve.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = In an effort to remain invisible, the Goo turns itself into a fish. A fish shape. A fishy shape. It looks like a fish.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = The Goo seems to turn into jelly and dissolve. Not very appetizing.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = The Goo wobbles around in its container and starts trying to seep out of the holes.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = The Goo accumulates near the water facing side of the container.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = The Goo looks a little crispy there above the sands.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The goo lunges towards the nearest dumpster, perhaps the one that the goo can came from in the first place.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The Goo has given up and is heading home.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The goo seems to be giving you a funny look.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The Goo seems bored.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The Goo looks as if it is a puddle of water.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The Goo needs to go back to the lab.
                KerbinFlyingLow = The Goo jiggles and wobbles as the craft flies.
                KerbinFlyingLow = The Goo hides in a corner of its container.
                KerbinFlyingLow = The Goo is crammed into one side of the canister as the speeds increase.
                KerbinFlyingLow = The Goo looks to be doing the “potty dance.” It should have gone back on the launchpad.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = The Goo seems to be getting very cold now.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = The Goo appears to be heating up. A lot.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = The Goo has formed into a small pocket mold at the base of the container.
                KerbinInSpace = The goo appears to vibrate merrily.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The globules of The Goo wobble as they bounce around inside the canister.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You hope taxpayers won't find out how much observing The Goo in space costs.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The Goo seems to have formed into the shape of a sphere.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The Goo flickers once every few minutes as stray cosmic rays strike the canister.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The Goo is forming into the shape of an odd looking egg.
                Moho = Much of The Goo evaporates, leaving behind small clumps of minerals.
                MohoInSpace = The Goo is almost boiling. It writhes around the canister.
                MohoInSpace = You swear you just heard The Goo asking for a cold drink.
                MohoInSpace = It seems that the Goo canister is an excellent fusion reactor here. Oh… it’s stopped.
                MohoInSpace = The Goo wants some tea.
                EveInSpace = The Goo indicates to you that it would prefer a different travel destination.
                EveInSpace = The Goo has become rubbery and bounces around the container.
                EveInSpace = The Goo looks purple. Is it just the lighting, or did it actually change color?
                EveInSpace = The Goo is staring towards the planet. Is it homesick?
                Gilly = The Goo begins to spin around inside it's canister, and it looks like its rapidly changing colors.
                GillyInSpace = For a brief moment, the goo defies all known laws of physics and takes the shape of a 4-D hypercube.  Attempting to comprehend this only succeeds in giving you a headache.
                GillyInSpace = The Goo looks incredulous.
                GillySrfLanded = The Goo is acting like it's about to go home.
                GillySrfLanded = The Goo has clumped up into a spheroid and become slightly brittle.
                GillySrfLanded = You don’t think the Goo has any trust in Gilly.
                GillySrfLanded = The Goo slowly bounces up and down in the canister; it isn’t sure if its in space or on a moon.
                DunaInSpace = The Goo has split into lots of little Goos. They appear to be voting on a leader.
                DunaInSpace = The Goo takes on a red sheen. It looks very much like the planet below.
                DunaInSpace = The Goo is forming into geometric shapes! Sphere, pyramid, cube, diamond... Is that a face? It’s your face!
                Jool = The goo begins to bubble.
                Jool = The Goo seems to be moving more slowly here, almost as if it needed the warmth of the Sun.
                JoolFlying = The Goo has a strong urge to dissolve into the atmosphere.
                JoolFlying = You wonder if The Goo could be used as fuel.
                JoolFlying = The Goo wonders if it could use you as fuel.
                IkeSrfLanded = The Goo seems to like Ike.
                IkeSrfLanded = The Goo likes Ike, but is still a little creeped out by the weird terrain.
                Mun = The Goo melts into a welcoming ball.
                MunInSpace = The Goo seems to be less dense here.
                MunInSpace = The Goo feels right at home here.
                MunInSpace = The surface of the Goo has become covered with little craters.
                MunInSpace = The Goo seems to enjoy itself.
                MunInSpace = It’s amusing to watch The Goo bounce around.
                MunSrfLanded = The goo begins to [DATA EXPUNGED].
                MunSrfLanded = The Goo sits there contentedly. You're not sure how an inanimate Goo can be content, but that really is the only way to describe it.
                MunSrfLanded = The Goo seems to have gotten dirty.  Did anyone bring a duster?
                MinmusInSpace = The Goo sticks to the Minmus side of the container. It appears to be attracted to the tiny moon. You wonder if The Goo is hungry too.
                MinmusInSpace = The Goo looks greener than ever.
                MinmusInSpace = You feel like eating the Goo.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The Goo flops out of the container and becomes indistinguishable from the surface.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The Goo appears to be... licking its lips? You recheck the oxygen levels in your suit.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Even The Goo seems to want a taste of the minty surface.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The Goo looks hungry. Very hungry.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The Goo starts to bounce slowly from top to bottom.
                Bop = The Goo has assumed a greenish shape with multiple extrusions.
                Bop = The Goo bops you playfully on the head.
                BopInSpace = The canister begins to resonate, causing an odd harmonic effect inside the vessel. It's very unsettling.
                BopInSpace = The Goo feels very uncomfortable.
                BopInSpace = The Goo seems agitated and attempts to escape its container.
                BopInSpace = The Goo seems to try to get your attention.
                BopSrfLanded = The Goo turns into an odd, green-colored ball.
                BopSrfLanded = The Goo isn’t doing well.
                BopSrfLanded = You ponder what The Goo is. Only here have you ever thought this.
                Pol = The Mystery Goo resembles a grain of pollen almost identical to the Joolian Moon.
                PolInSpace = The Goo twists itself into some sort of six-dimensional hypercube. You are glad that you became an astronaut instead of a scientist.
                PolInSpace = Gooey tentacles reach out of the canister, freeze, and break off. Fascinating!
                PolSrfLanded = The Goo starts buzzing like a bumblebee.
                PolSrfLanded = You wonder if The Goo has more poles than it did before.
                PolSrfLanded = The Goo has assumed a flower shape.
                PolSrfLanded = The Goo seems to be allergic to its surroundings.
                PolSrfLanded = The Goo sneezes. Gesundheit. 
                Eeloo = The Goo appears to be shivering.
                Eeloo = The Goo seems to force its way down towards the planet, as if trying to give it a hug.
                EelooInSpace = The Goo seems to be shaking due to the low temperatures. iIt almost makes you want to hug it...
                EelooInSpace = While observing the canister, you feel as though something is looking back at you from the shadows of the container.
                EelooInSpace = The instruments suddenly read off the charts! The container flexes outwards and then settles.
                EelooInSpace = The Goo looks like it’s freezing solid.
                EelooSrfLanded = While The Goo samples are processed, you realize that, after many days in space, you are hungry. The Goo looks all too much like the soup your grandma used to make.
                EelooSrfLanded = The goo is mysterious as ever.
                EelooSrfLanded = The Goo turns white. It seems to feel at home here.
                EelooSrfLanded = The Goo has become many small grains, ideal for an Eeloo sundae. 
                EelooSrfLanded = The Goo appears to have shattered into many tiny frozen fragments upon touchdown.
                EelooSrfLanded = The Goo walks out of the container, picks up a sample, and walks back in.
                EelooSrfLanded = The Goo has wrapped itself up in one of our snack bags. Who has been feeding the Goo?
                MohoSrfLanded = The Goo is having way too much fun in the sun.
                MohoSrfLanded = The Goo bakes into a substance suspiciously like hardened bubble gum.
                MohoSrfLanded = The goo seems to be trying to escape.
                TyloSrfLanded = The Goo resembles a green pancake.
                TyloSrfLanded = The Goo has no confidence in your ability to return home.
                TyloSrfLanded = The Goo has a warm, slightly bluish glow. According to the manual, this means it's either been exposed to some weird particles or it's just happy to be in one piece.
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo is also looking purple here. What else is new?
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo sits calmly bubbling away, showing no signs of being affected by a magnetic field. Maybe Eve releases gas from its surface to replace the atmosphere stripped away by the solar wind.
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo looks stressed. Perhaps it's under a lot of pressure?
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo looks very... purpley.
                EveSrfLanded = You look at The Goo and think that you see an image of a Kerbal. When you look back again, all you see is the standard routine of being crushed under the atmospheric pressure.
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo looks very distressed.
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo has completely flattened against the bottom of the canister. A tendril extends slowly towards you, as if to say, "Can we go home now?"
                EveSrfLanded = The Goo is dense and viscous and sticks itself to the bottom of the canister.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo is developing a nice tan.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo skitters around in its canister!
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo seems to be in a panic.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo is beginning to glow. A lot.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo bubbles, releasing a noxious gas and whimpering slightly.
                SunInSpaceLow = You notice that The Goo has started to glow and has become very radioactive. It would be of best interest to stay away!
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo seems to have gone all wobbly.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo is starting to sweat.
                SunInSpaceLow = The goo broils on one side and freezes on the other.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo explodes.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo almost burns up as the sun heats the spacecraft.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo starts to turn red.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo seems to be very concerned about burning up.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo morphs into a mesmerising array of shapes.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo shrivels up and gives you the evil eye.
                SunInSpaceLow = Say, why's The Goo sizzling?
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo seems to be dancing from the radiation. The kerbals back at Mission Control decide to join in.
                SunInSpaceLow = After shaking aggressively for some time, The Goo stops moving and turns orange. It also begins giving off a great deal of heat and light.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo violently shakes in the container. It doesn't seem to be liking the extreme heat one bit.
                SunInSpaceLow = In an attempt to cool itself down, The Goo has expanded to fill the container.
                SunInSpaceLow = The Goo is evaporating quite quickly.
                SunInSpaceLow = Oh great! The Goo has evaporated.
                JoolFlyingLow = The Goo looks VERY concerned.
                JoolFlyingLow = The Goo has taken on a greenish hue as it flubs about the container.
                JoolFlyingLow = The Goo does not appear content with the current situation.
                JoolInSpace = The Goo seems to be at peace with itself.
                JoolInSpace = You feel malicious intent emanating from The Goo.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The Goo looks like a rainbow.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The Goo has made an official request for overtime pay.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You aren't sure if The Goo is tanning or not.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The Goo moves in bubbles around the container. It's very mesmerizing. You could watch it for hours...
                SunInSpaceHigh = Out of the corner of your eye you could've sworn The Goo turned into two paddles and a ball, but when you look straight at the monitor, sadly, there is no pong game to pass the endless hours in space.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Without warning, The Goo begins changing shapes. As it shifts and warps you feel drawn to it, but the loud beeping of another module gets your attention. Where did the time go?
                SunInSpaceHigh = As hours turn into days, you begin to think The Goo is conspiring against you.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The Goo is slowly evaporating.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You really want to throw the Goo out into space, but the canister is almost unbreakable.
                EveSrfSplashed = The Goo has escaped into the purple liquid and seems to be waving goodbye as it floats away.
                EveSrfSplashed = The Goo now appears like a straw blown painting. It looks distinctly purple but so does everything else.
                EveSrfSplashed = The Goo appears to have merged with the liquid.
                EveSrfSplashed = The Goo has either completely disappeared or been bleached purple.
                EveSrfSplashed = The goo breaks free of the canister, excited for a swim. Upon contact with the purple liquid, however, it quickly returns and curls up in the corner.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The Goo wants to go somewhere
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The Goo appears to be wondering what the next few minutes are going to entail.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The Goo appears to have braced itself for high g-forces.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Don't worry, The Goo won't do anything right now. It'll just sit there.
                GillyInSpaceLow = The goo has turned into a hard cone. You wonder if it could hold some snacks?
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = The Goo seems disappointed in your flying skills.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The Goo seems to be afraid of water.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The Goo has decided to go for a short swim.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The Goo is wet and cheerful.
                Vall = The goo sparkles in the dim light.
                Vall = The Goo turns blue and hard, but fluctuates internally.
                VallSrfLanded = The Goo oscillates once, then three times, then finally nine times.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The Goo seems excited by the climate.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = The Goo swishes around its container.  You stop yourself from taking a sip despite the hot desert heat.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = The Goo is a jiggly pyramid.
                KerbinFlyingLowBadlands = You hear a faint, distorted guitar riff coming from The Goo.
                KerbinFlyingLowWater = A bird flies into The Goo, which disturbs it rather violently.
                KerbinFlyingLowShores = The goo seems to be scared of heights.
                KerbinFlyingLowShores = The Goo has a little umbrella sticking out, reminiscent of your favorite beverage. 
                MunSrfLandedPoles = The Goo shows signs of bipolar behaviour.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = The Goo has become a slightly tubular structure.
                DunaInSpaceLow = The Goo likes it here. It's like a second home for The Goo!
                DunaSrfLanded = Here the Goo is turning red and angry.
                DunaSrfLanded = The Goo has gotten red dust all over itself.
                DunaFlyingLow = The red color excites The Goo.
                DunaFlyingHigh = The Goo looks longingly homeward. At least, you think that's what it's doing.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = The Goo has splattered against the bottom of the container. It seems to like the smell of grass.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = The Goo takes on the shape of a leaf.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The Goo is as giddy as a schoolgirl.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The way The Goo jiggles under Joolian winds reminds you of how your cheeks jiggle during launch.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = The Goo starts to freeze. It doesn't seem to like it.
                EelooInSpaceHigh = The Goo starts to float away. No Goo, come back!
                EelooInSpaceHigh = The Goo feels like it's time to go home. Whichever direction home is.
                JoolInSpaceHigh = The Goo tries to inflate and appear larger than the planet. It clearly has no sense of scale.
                MinmusSrfLandedLesserFlats = The Goo seems less flat than before.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = The Goo seems to be doing an impression of a snow globe.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = The Goo turns into a scale model of Minmus, and indicates the landing site with a little X.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = The Goo is feeling real chill.
                DresInSpace = The Goo seems to look for a way to escape.
                EelooPoles = The Goo is frozen solid.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = The Goo is erupting into dance!
                DunaSrfLandedMidlands = The Goo seems to have spattered about the container during the landing.
                DresSrfLandedTrench = The goo trembles. Is it fear?
                DunaSrfLandedKerinerValley = The strong winds from the surrounding mountains ripple the exposed goo.
                DunaSrfLandedMaria = The goo rocks side to side, as though on a boat.
                DunaSrfLandedVallesJebbedius = The goo seems to be very proud.
                EelooSrfLandedPoles = The goo quivers, rattling the container shut several times.
                EelooSrfLandedLowlands = The goo has taken the form of its container. It's not very good at it, however.
                EveSrfLandedCraterLake = Looking relieved, the goo slumps to the bottom of the container.
                EveSrfSplashedSouthernSea = Some local fluids have seeped into the container. The goo vehemently avoids the stuff.
                GillySrfLandedHighlands = The goo rolls placidly around the container.
                GillySrfLandedLowlands = The goo spins gracefully in the microgravity.
                IkeSrfLandedBadlands = The goo rocks violently around the container. Is it throwing a tantrum?
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = The Goo looks pink.
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = The goo slowly rotates, catching what little dust is in the air this far north.
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = The goo staunchly avoids one side of the container. Did we pick the wrong pole?
                EelooSrfLandedScarring = The ground seems to be somewhat reminiscent of Kerbin's mountains.
                EelooSrfLandedScarring = The sides of the container, for the first time, are clean! The goo has gathered at the bottom, and looks very dusty.
                EveSrfLandedPlains = The goo tries to escape, but can't seem to get up the sides of the container.
                EveSrfLandedIslands = The goo lumps up in the middle of the container. Is it afraid of falling out?
                MohoSrfLandedHighlandCraters = The sample has taken on a nice golden brown.
                MohoSrfLandedDeepCrater = The Goo is getting very dusty. You wonder if it will sneeze.
                MinmusSrfLandedMidlands = The Goo wants a bite.
                MohoInSpaceLow = The Goo's response to the situation gives insight into Moho's composition and origin... probably. 
                LaytheSrfLandedIslands = The Goo twists into strange and frightening forms, possibly due to a strong magnetic field on this moon.
                MohoInSpaceHigh = The Goo wants to get closer to Moho, its newest friend.
                PolSrfLandedWastes = The Goo seems to almost be mocking you.
                EelooInSpaceLow = The Goo looks like it is making a high-pitched note of anguish, but there is no sound in space so you can't be sure.
                JoolFlyingHighTemperateZone = The Mystery Goo appears to be taking down observations about you.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = surfaceSample
        title = Surface Sample
        baseValue = 30
        scienceCap = 40
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                default = You pick up a large rock with great ease. Those hours in the gym have really paid off!
                default = You notice some small pebbles falling into a casing full of sensitive computer equipment and hope they don't get damaged from rattling around inside.
                default = The sample reveals complex artificial polymers often used in reinforced fabrics and plastics. Mission Control asks you to point the other end of the sampler at the ground.
                default = After kicking the ground a lot of times, you successfully create a small crater. You quickly fill it in before mission control yells at you.
                default = You take a surface sample, put it in a bucket, and turn it upside down to make a tiny castle.
                default = This will make a great gift for little Werner von Kerman Jr.!
                default = Get this to the lab, stat!
                default = You've collected a sample of the surface.
                default = You dig around in the surface a bit, find something interesting, and throw it into a sample container.
                default = You poke at the ground looking for some really cool rocks to take home.
                default = You pick up a steak, then realise you are just hungry, and that it was a simple rock.
                default = You pick up a steak, and - wait, it is a real steak! You will eat it when you get back in the capsule.
                default = You begin to dig at the surface, and discover something odd looking.
                default = You break off a piece of the ground. It tastes like dirt!
                default = After kicking the ground several times, you are convinced it is solid and should be taken home to investigate.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = You wonder why you put on a two-million-dollar space suit and got into  a multi-billion dollar rocket just to pick up some dirt.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = Yep. Looks like dirt.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = Beautiful green grass.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = Yep. Still dirt.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = This is some quality grass.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = I didn’t sign up for this.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = An incredibly long, furry, purple creature slithers bizarrely out of the grass. You rub your eyes and when you look again there is nothing in sight.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = I got a jar o’ dirt! I got a jar o’ dirt!
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = You pick at the dirt and discover a worm under the grass. You promptly name him Kelbin and attempt to hug him but end up squishing him in your arms. You feel bad so you open up a container and gently place him inside.
                KerbinSrfLandedHighlands = Dirt, grass, and some small rocks. You suspect this isn't going to be much of a groundbreaking discovery.
                KerbinSrfLandedHighlands = You discover dried out straw, lichens, and moss.
                KerbinSrfLandedHighlands = You find a tiny fleck of a shiny yellow material among the rocks. It seems that there is gold in these hills.
                KerbinSrfLandedMountains = Here the surface is mostly barren... snow, dirt and rocks. You're very confident that if you looked under the snow, you'd find more dirt and rocks.
                KerbinSrfLandedMountains = The air is thin, the climate is frigid, and the ground is impenetrable.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = Lots of sand and rocks here. You're thankful that you're in a climate-controlled suit, because it sure looks hot out there. 
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = Sand, sand, and more sand.  A rock adds some badly needed variety to the landscape.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = You saw a blue box on the horizon, but it was just an illusion. Also, you picked up a stone.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = You remember your wilderness survival training… wait, do you need that training in space? What are you doing here in the desert? Someone is going to answer for this.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The sand is dry and loose and it looks like it's going to take some effort to clean your gear afterwards.
                KerbinSrfLandedTundra = The ground here seems to be completely frozen. It was very hard to scoop up this sample.
                KerbinSrfLandedTundra = The ground here is partially frozen and tufts of moose hair cover the matted grass.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = It's ice and snow, what a surprise!
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = The material appears to lower the surface temperature of whatever it comes in contact with.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = You got a sample but feared to dig any deeper because of the cracking sounds. You try to not think back on how you landed there.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = You take a sample of the “ice.” Its texture is brittle with watery attributes. Is this what happens when water gets too cold?
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = You pick up a small creature with far too many legs. Mission control denies your request to keep it as a pet.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = You take a sample of the soil. It's very muddy and sandy. There might be a body of water nearby.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = You scoop up some watery sand and decide the best use for it is to build a sand castle.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = Hey look, a wristwatch! Finders, keepers!
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = You build a sand castle, then take a sample of it. It’s sand.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = The grass here is definitely not as green as it is in other places, but the knowledge that you've been at a place called “the Badlands” makes you feel cool.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = Rock, coal, and dead plant matter make up the sample.
                KerbinSrfLandedWater = You scoop up a sample of the surface. It's a very humid sample, you hope the equipment has been properly waterproofed.
                KerbinSrfSplashed = "Dihydrogen monoxide, sodium chloride... wait, did you just send us a sample of salt water?"
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = There seems to be a lot of a liquid substance.  Surely this will be a huge advancement in science as we know it.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = This material seems to take on the shape of whatever container it is placed in. More study is needed.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You seem to have captured a small crustacean. Mission Control is less than impressed.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = Curious - something essential to life that isn't green, isn't explosive, and doesn't start with "K."
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You put the water into your pocket. It oozes and scroogles around for a bit. It gets in your nethers. Oops.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You find your pick and shovel rather ineffective here.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = You've taken a sample of the water. There are bits of vegetation in it, which strongly suggests there is land nearby.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = The surface is charred and coated with burnt rocket propellant. There are also trace amounts of a conspicuous green substance.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = Is that an engine bell?
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = You attempt to pry off a sample, but Mission Control yells at you.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchPad = Don’t we already know what this is made out of?
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = You bend down to "gather samples," but decide to make some chalk drawings instead. 
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Getting a sample here will be tricky. Hey look, a penny!
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The sample is composed of some sort of grey rock, with one half of it nearly perfectly smooth.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Mission Control would like to remind you that, while we appreciate your efforts towards research, we already have a good understanding of the makeup of our runway.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The surface appears to be very hard, like concrete. It might actually be concrete. Could be a very good surface to land on.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = After examining the asphalt, you conclude that it would be a great place to cook an egg.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You're sure this area is pretty well studied, but you did find a nickle.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = This substance is what makes the scientists yell at us when we go into the labs without cleaning our boots first.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Dirt, dust, and burnt flecks of steel make up the sample.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Looks like… dirt. And rocks. And more dirt. Why are you out here again?
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = Your metal detector beeps and whizzes a bit. After careful digging, you find part of the engine from Jeb’s pickup truck. How it got there you don’t know, but you do know why Jeb’s truck isn’t in the parking lot today.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = You see small metal scraps from the latest rocket explosion scattered around the ground.
                Mun = Done and dusted.
                MunSrfLanded = You take a sample and confirm that the Mun is not made of cheese.
                MunSrfLanded = Wensleydale? Stilton? It isn't like any cheese you've tasted. You wonder if its actually cheese at all. 
                MunSrfLanded = You suddenly realize why the physical examination screened for breathing problems.
                MunSrfLanded = Oddly enough, the sample smells similar to swiss cheese. One wonders if it's edible.
                MunSrfLanded = The dust seems to be ionized due to long-term exposure to sunlight without an atmosphere to filter it. It sticks to your suit.
                MunSrfLanded = Unfortunately, it's not cheese. You double-check it, but it still isn't.
                MunSrfLanded = You note the sample's lack of cheese.
                MunSrfLanded = The surface appears to be a fine dust with a greyish tone. Seems too flaky to make snowballs with.
                MunSrfLanded = Finally, something that isn’t dirt: a rock!
                MunSrfLanded = So, breccias are actually kind of boring.
                MunSrfLanded = Through extensive and professional testing, you find out that, contrary to popular belief, the Mun is not made of cheese. Also, you immediately regret your testing.
                MunSrfLanded = This rock has tiny craters on it. Neat!
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The ground appears to be made of very small, sharp, abrasive pieces of grey rock. It would probably be best if you didn't rub your spacesuit against the stuff. 
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = Very... rocky.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The darker midlands surface appears to be made up of basaltic rocks.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The sample contains odd glass spherules of various colors. They're quite pretty!
                MunSrfLandedNorthernBasin = The sample contains evidence of a weak, localized magnetic field.
                MunSrfLandedNorthernBasin = The surface here consists of multiple types of rock. Some appear almost crystalline.
                MunSrfLandedEastCrater = The sample contains a combination of breccia and melted materials.
                MunSrfLandedEastCrater = There are high concentrations of metals in this crater.
                MunSrfLandedNorthwestCrater = The ground materials appear to be a combination of basaltic rocks and breccia.
                MunSrfLandedNorthWestCrater = Deeper samples seems to contain more fragmented and shattered formations of rock.
                MunSrfLandedSouthwestCrater = The sample appears to be radioactive.
                MunSrfLandedSouthWestCrater = There appears to be layers of completely different materials here.  It's possible this site has had multiple impacts.
                MunSrfLandedFarsideCrater = Tiny flecks of purple flesh dot the mineral deposits here. The texture of the crater looks quite puckered. Is this evidence that this was once the home of the legendary Kraken?
                MunSrfLandedFarsideCrater = Samples from this location appear to be similar in makeup to the powdery surface of the Mun.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = Samples in this location are striated. It's possible that the surface has fractured here.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = To your surprise, you find a large lump of ice lodged in the center of the crater. Upon further analysis you find that it doesn't taste particularly well, and is too chunky for the snow-cone machine.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = Samples from this location seem to show intense shock patterns.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = You examine the sample you’ve collected, and throw it into the container for further testing.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = It appears that some of the samples are magnetic and show a faint alignment.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = You wonder if this would make a nice snack.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = It's a cold piece of soil. As cold as ice. Wait.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = You examine the rocks you have collected. Upon further investigation, you realise that there is a strange weight to one of them, it does not feel like it has the same weight as the other rocks you’ve collected and seems hollow. You promptly place it into a sample container.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = The samples here show lower concentrations of ejecta. There appears to be some liquids in the soil that have frozen permanently.
                MunSrfLandedPolarLowlands = The sample seems to contain frozen liquids... we should send them back to Kerbin for further analysis.
                MunSrfLandedHighlands = You take a small rock and your nine iron, place the rock on a T, and knock it into low orbit. 
                MunSrfLandedHighlands = The Mun dust here is light and thin... It's very poor sandcastle-building material. That doesn't stop you from making one. 
                MunSrfLandedHighlands = The sample appears to be comprised of a large number of materials that have layered over time.
                MunSrfLandedHighlands = The sample has low amounts of basaltic rock. This might account for the changes in coloration we've seen.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = Seems muddy, in a waterless kind of way.  You find it appropriate to remove your shoes before boarding the ship again, no thought given to the problems of removing space attire while still outside.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = The crater seems to contain materials from lower layers of the surface.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = These samples appear to be quite old compared to others we've taken.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = You sample the dark surface of the crater. This should help determine what type of object hit here.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = This crater seems to filled with useful materials in high concentration. What luck!
                MunSrfLandedMidlandCraters = The patterning of this surface sample is particularly interesting.
                MunSrfLandedMidlandCraters = As you sample the crater you can't help but feel bad for the Mun. It's been beaten up pretty bad by these impacts.
                MunSrfLandedMidlandCraters = You dig around in the surface of the crater, looking for somethign neat.
                MunSrfLandedMidlandCraters = You find a really cool looking rock and decide to keep it. Then, you throw a less cool looking rock into the sample container.
                MunSrfLandedEastFarsideCrater = This crater must have had a really nasty impact, the samples are heavier than normal.
                MunSrfLandedEastFarsideCrater = You're glad that the Mun's gravity is so low. Digging is backbreaking work!
                MunSrfLandedTwinCraters = Definitely not Cheddar. Winchester? No. Dorset Blue Vinney? Nah.
                MunSrfLandedTwinCraters = This area has a particularly high concentration of rare elements. Nice! 
                MunSrfLandedTwinCraters = Continual samples of this area confirm it is rich in useful materials.
                MunSrfLandedTwinCraters = You dig around for a nice sample of the crater, carefully selecting some of everything.
                Minmus = As you gather up some Minmus material, you label it as "Definitely not ice".
                MinmusSrfLanded = You scoop a sample up to be analysed back home, then smear some over your gloves to sniff when you get back in the capsule. You bet it'll smell minty and delicious.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You taste the sample, and find that it does not taste like mint at all. You wonder where the medicine cabinet went.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You are disappointed to discover that the sample does not taste like ice cream, but instead tastes more like frozen yogurt.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Mission Control tentatively asks you how it tastes.
                MinmusSrfLanded = After excavating the surface, you find a hidden ice layer. The ice appears to have a slightly greenish tinge to it. Upon further examination, you find it to have the perfect consistency for snow-cones, yet the taste leaves much to be desired.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You try to taste the sample but your helmet gets in the way.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The white mountains have a snow-like surface. The frozen lakes seem to be made of the same substance, but much smoother.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Must... not... taste... 
                MinmusSrfLanded = The surface seems to consist of tiny crystal-like grains. They are very pretty, but probably not edible. Probably.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You sneak a taste of the surface sample... nope, it definitely is not made of delicious dessert products.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Glad of your geology classes, you search for rocks to analyze. Finding none, you curse bitterly.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Surface samples confirm that it is not made out of mint, even though it looks and tastes like it.
                Eve = Oooooo. Purple!
                EveSrfLanded = It appears that the upper layers of the surface are by far the most purple. Perhaps whatever causes this colour falls as precipitation.
                EveSrfLanded = You reflect that returning this 1 kilogram rock to Kerbin will require well over a ton of rocket fuel.  Is it worth it?  Sure!  It's purple!
                EveSrfLanded = You try to analyze the sample as thoroughly as possible, since it probably isn't going back.
                EveSrfLanded = You accidentally drop the sample. Its fall seems cushioned by the atmosphere.
                EveSrfLanded = What could have possibly turned this soil purple?
                EveSrfLanded = The sample seems compliant, at least for now. You decide to keep it away from the power cabinet just in case.
                EveSrfLanded = Bringing this home will be an extraordinary challenge.
                EveSrfLanded = The surface appears to have a very strong purple tint to it... or is it just reflecting that color from its surroundings? You start to wonder if you're not taking on a purple tint yourself.
                EveSrfLanded = This sample glows in the dark. You think that you should use the lead-lined sample box.
                EveSrfLanded = You pick up a basaltic rock. It seems to be eroded by wind and not by liquid.
                EveSrfLanded = You pick up a rock. It feels slightly molten and has an eroded look to it.
                EveSrfLanded = I’ve come all this way for THIS?
                EveSrfLanded = You try to pick up a rock the size of a bouncy-ball, but it seems to weigh more than 5 kerbals.
                EveSrfSplashed = You hope the sample canister can survive the pressure of Eve's atmosphere before you take it back home.
                EveSrfSplashed = The purple water dyes the suit pink.
                EveSrfSplashed = Further analysis will determine if this liquid is indeed grape-flavoured, as you hope it is.
                EveSrfSplashed = Johnny was a chemist's son, / But Johnny is no more; / What Johnny thought was H2O / was H2SO4.
                EveSrfSplashed = You try tasting your sample, and find that it is indeed not grape soda.
                EveSrfSplashed = This purplish liquid sample looks like your favourite soft drink. You are tempted to drink it.
                EveSrfSplashed = You find traces of liquid Blutonium. 
                EveSrfSplashed = This liquid looks an awful lot like mercury now that you've collected it in a bottle. You hope your suit is as waterproof as the manual promised.
                EveSrfSplashed = You take a sample, and conclude that it is denser than Kerbin’s core.
                Duna = The exact chemical composition of the surface will no doubt be of interest to the scientists back home.
                Duna = Different colored rocks are probably made of different stuff. You should grab as many as you can. 
                DunaSrfLanded = It appears this soil could be used for snack production, possibly after several centuries of kerbal-forming.
                DunaSrfLanded = This red dust could be iron oxide, or possibly paprika.
                DunaSrfLanded = You wonder if you need to take a sample considering there is so much dust on you that you could be considered a sample on your own right.
                DunaSrfLanded = Nope. Not barbecue flavored.
                DunaSrfLanded = Yup. Dust. Are you surprised?
                DunaSrfLanded = It's very thin and fine. You imagine a rover could easily become stuck in this if it had small wheels.
                DunaSrfLanded = This surface consists of a grainy, very fine, sand-like dust. It appears to be getting everywhere.
                DunaSrfLanded = This sand works well for drawing pictures on your space suit.
                DunaSrfLanded = There appears to be traces of water in the soil!
                DunaSrfLanded = Unable to satisfy your curiosity, you attempt to drill into the rock. It would be much easier if you had a machine to help.
                DunaSrfLanded = You make a note: “Bring laser next time.”
                DunaSrfLanded = The small rock you pick up seems to be of sedimentary origin. You wonder if there was ever a lake here.
                DunaSrfLanded = You find a nice metal ruler in the sand! You’re ready to proclaim the discovery of an alien civilization, but then you find that the one in your suit is missing.
                DunaSrfLanded = The rock you’ve picked up seems to contain a lot of iron oxide III. As such, it’s not tasty, nor particularly healthy.
                DunaSrfLanded = Too bad it’s only red spice. It would have been much better to go to Eve.
                DunaSrfLanded = You pick up a soil sample. It looks a bit like limestone. You consider it important and put it into your sample container.
                DunaSrfLanded = It looks like some sort of spice.  
                MohoSrfLanded = The sample shows signs of past volcanic activity.
                MohoSrfLanded = The sample shows signs of scorch marks and intense heat, but you already knew that.
                MohoSrfLanded = The sample is very brittle and is covered with micro-cracks. It suggests that a superheated atmosphere may have once existed here.
                MohoSrfLanded = The ground is made up of old lava flows, suggesting periods of intense volcanic activity.
                MohoSrfLanded = Rocks lying around seem to be ejecta from volcanic eruptions.
                MohoSrfLanded = Rocks all look the same to you. Wishing you had taken that geology course back on Kerbin, you try to break some stones by hitting them hard against each other. They seem to be very sturdy and don’t break at all.
                MohoSrfLanded = Ahah! You spot a familiar-looking rock a couple of meters away from you. It reminds you of the snack pack you’ve just eaten.
                MohoSrfLanded = Yup, its a chunk of Moho.
                GillySrfLanded = The chondrules in the regolith remind you of white chocolate chip brownies.
                GillySrfLanded = You have a hard time picking  up some dust samples as it flies out of your scoop and into the sky.
                GillySrfLanded = You could almost fit this 'moon' into the container.
                GillySrfLanded = You grab a large boulder, at least twice your size, only to realize that it won't fit in the ship.  You casually toss it off to the side and pick a more reasonable sample.
                GillySrfLanded = You accidentally toss the sample into the air and it sails off into space, so you grab another one.
                GillySrfLanded = This sample may contain the secrets of the formation of the Solar System! Or it might just be a bit of dirt and rocks...
                GillySrfLanded = Taking a surface sample in low gravity is kinda tricky. As you dig the shovel in, the reaction force sends you flying upwards.
                GillySrfLanded = Unfortunently, the surface is composed of loose rock of various sizes.  It looks like you'll have to wait a while longer for that baked potato.
                GillySrfLanded = The surface gives away easily and you have a hard time keeping the sample in the container due to the low gravity.
                GillySrfLanded = Carborundum - clear evidence that Gilly was once subjected to a whole lot of “boom boom.”
                GillySrfLanded = Your Geiger counter clicks too many times to warrant keeping this.
                GillySrfLanded = You pick up a rock. It looks so dull that you throw it away in irritation. It soars into the skies, disappearing over horizon. You wonder if it made an orbit until it hits you in the head from behind.
                GillySrfLanded = You pick up a rock, but you’re so strong that the rock flies into space.
                GillySrfLanded = As you lift the rock, the dust underneath it reaches escape velocity.
                IkeSrfLanded = It's a piece of Ike.  You like Ike.  Everyone likes Ike.  You will bring it back to Kerbin!
                IkeSrfLanded = You collect some sand, which glimmers in all shades of grey.
                IkeSrfLanded = The dark soil has an almost crystalline structure. It's fun to play with.
                IkeSrfLanded = The white soil has a powdery texture and clumps together.
                IkeSrfLanded = You find a green mineral in the soil.
                IkeSrfLanded = Soil samples you take suggest a moderate water content.
                IkeSrfLanded = The white soil is distributed in layers several millimeters thick and seems to be a product of the impact events.
                IkeSrfLanded = You take several rock samples. They indicate a higher-than-average silica content.
                IkeSrfLanded = Your are about to take a sample, but get distracted by an asteroid flying overhead.
                DresSrfLanded = Well, THIS is a letdown.
                DresSrfLanded = This grainy dust is not suggesting anything.
                DresSrfLanded = The grey metallic sand looks nice and shiny, so you make a sandcastle.
                DresSrfLanded = You find traces of a large number of elements, likely deposited here by impacts over time.
                DresSrfLanded = You take some sand. The color will go great on your sandcastle at home.
                DresSrfLanded = After digging around for a bit, you find some nice bits of glass and throw them in your sample container.
                JoolFlyingLow = Surface samples suggest you should really get out of here.
                JoolFlyingLow = Jool’s atmosphere is thick enough to capture in a container while moving. The science team at home is just as excited as you are.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The soil here contains no immediately identifiable organic chemicals.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You run the sand through your fingers and suddenly feel thirsty.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Sand is all over this moon. A shame it's not warmer...
                LaytheSrfLanded = You find particles of volcanic ash in the sand. Perhaps you should avoid eating them.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The soil sample contains traces of salt. You wonder if it has blown here or if the area was once underwater.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The soil reminds you of the sand on Kerbin’s beaches, but it’s less dense and darker in colour.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Small pebbles you’ve found look to be shaped by water.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The soil contains a lot of silica and feels very rough.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You try to form a castle out of the soil. For science, of course.
                VallSrfLanded = As you dig into the blue ice, a particularly nasty quake sends your shovel flying. Perhaps you shouldn't dig any deeper...
                VallSrfLanded = Strangely, some of the ice on the surface seems significantly fresher than the rest.
                VallSrfLanded = The icy crystals show signs of shock and sharp temperature change at some point in the past.
                VallSrfLanded = After crushing some of the surface ice into a snow-cone and getting permission from mission control for an experiment, you find it doesn't taste particularly nice.
                VallSrfLanded = You chip away at the frozen surface and deposit some blue material in a container.
                VallSrfLanded = You dig around in the surface and find some beautiful green and blue crystal structures. They remind you of home, but you're unable to pick out Kerbin from the mass of twinkling lights.
                TyloSrfLanded = You quickly scoop up some white dust. You ran out of condiments three months ago.
                TyloSrfLanded = The rock sample is similar to what could be found on the Mun. There seems to be less evidence of volcanic activity, however.
                TyloSrfLanded = The ground gives way easily but the surface underneath is much harder.
                TyloSrfLanded = You hum a little tune to make the time pass faster. Tylo has some really interesting rocks!
                TyloSrfLanded = The surface seems to be composed of rocks and ice. You quickly run density-mass calculations in your head, wondering how a moon has so much gravity.
                TyloSrfLanded = Some rock samples exhibit high heavy metal content.
                BopSrfLanded = Just under the brown surface you find a black, glassy material and put it in the sample bag. A volcanic residue perhaps?
                BopSrfLanded = As you take a sample, it begins to glow... and starts shaking. It clearly does not like being contained.
                BopSrfLanded = The soil here is surprisingly soft, like play-koh. 
                BopSrfLanded = The brown dust stains all the parts of your suit that it comes in contact with. Mission Control finds this quite amusing. You’re sure the laundry team will not.
                BopSrfLanded = You dig through the surface and find a sphere that looks a bit like an egg.
                BopSrfLanded = You pick up a rock from the ground. It looks somewhat unusual so you put it into the container.
                BopSrfLanded = The rocks lying around look very dull and in no way remind you of potatoes. You shove one into your sample container, just to pass time.
                BopSrfLanded = You pick up an orange mineral. It appears to be soft and very moist.
                PolSrfLanded = As you pick up the sample, your eyes start to water. Thinking it would not be good to sneeze in your suit, you put the chunk of surface back down.
                PolSrfLanded = As you shovel the contents into a container, you can't help but feel you're allergic to whatever it is.
                PolSrfLanded = The sample is the same mottle of colors as the rest of the planet. You check off a box on your list.
                PolSrfLanded = After studying some samples, you’re fairly certain that Pol is not, in fact, made of pollen. This will cause quite the stir back home.
                PolSrfLanded = You feel slight irritation as you shove a handful of colourful sand into the storage container.
                PolSrfLanded = The rock sample you take crumbles into dust in your hand. You put it into your bag.
                Eeloo = Looks like Rocky Road...
                Eeloo = The material seems very icy and brittle. You try not to think of how you landed here.
                EelooSrfLanded = This is just ice and dirt. You question why you couldn't have gotten this from the North Pole.
                EelooSrfLanded = Frozen nitrogen. You might have to keep this stuff in the fridge for the return trip.
                EelooSrfLanded = This looks like the icing I had on my birthday cake!
                EelooSrfLanded = It appears to be a brittle, transparent crystalline solid, quite probably hydrogen hydroxide with minor amounts of other chemicals.
                EelooSrfLanded = The ice here is fresher than would be expected. This area was recently liquid.
                EelooSrfLanded = You take a scoop of the surface, eager to drizzle chocolate sauce on it later.
                EelooSrfLanded = You take a surface sample and put it in your soft drink.
                EelooSrfLanded = You take a surface sample and crumple it into a snowball.
                EelooSrfLanded = The surface is so hard that you have to use a pickaxe to get a sample.
                EelooSrfLanded = You decide that when you get back to the ship, you will check the sample for vanilla flavoring.
                EelooSrfLanded = The ground appears to be made up of many frozen things, including rocks, dirt, frost, water, and various metal ores.
                EelooSrfLanded = Chipping away at the icy surface, you find some brown soil underneath.                
                EelooSrfLanded = You find a beautiful crystal and place it in the sample container.
                EelooSrfLanded = You pick up a handful of extremely fine-grained icy material. It sublimates from the warmth of your spacesuit glove, drifting away as a short-lived wisp of vapors before refreezing and falling back to the surface.
                EelooSrfLanded = This rock contain thin wisps of colour. It reminds you of those lovely ion exhaust trails…
                EelooSrfLanded = It looks… icy. You wonder what you are doing here in the first place.
                EelooSrfLanded = The surface reminds you of the ice lakes of Minmus, but not nearly as minty.
                EelooSrfLanded = Ice, Ice, Baby.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You pull off a loose bit of the grated metallic substance. As you stuff it in the sample bag, a couple engineers eye you angrily.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The grated area is metalic, and the concrete is very... concrete-like. The staff advise you not to remove any section of the well-engineered launchpad, because it is expensive.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Unable to sample the concrete, you pick up a quarter instead.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You find a small puddle of rocket fuel where the last rocket was. Oops...
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You attempt to dig up a sample before you realizing that you are trying to dig up concrete with a shovel. You play it cool and hope no one notices.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You find the remains of an engine.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Your shovel hits the ground and... nothing. SCIENCE!
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You pick up a small screw that seems to have fallen out of your rocket.  You hope it's not important.
                EelooInSpace = It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Kerbin's ice caps.
                EelooInSpace = You immediately find out that microscopic ice crystals orbit this body. Perhaps impacts have launched them out here.
                JoolSrfLanded = This... this isn't right... Something about this... isn't right.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Thirsty from your long trip, you take a sip of the sample, only to find that it's the most awful water you ever tasted.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You go to sneak a sip of the sample, only to be nearly overwhelmed by the unpleasant odor.  You spend the next few minutes recovering, wondering what possessed you to open your helmet.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The liquid filling these basins seems to be different than Kerbin's.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The sample sticks to your suit. You wonder if mission control is going to charge you for the dry cleaning.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The liquid, though definitely water, contains impurities that seem to help it maintain a liquid state at these temperatures.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You manage to take a sip of local water through the oxygen supply tube. It definitely looks like water, acts like water, smells like water and... it does not taste like water at all. You hope you have medicine on the ship.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = This sample seems to have all the basic compounds required for life.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You try a drink. It feels like a cold glacier and tastes like... well, tap water.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = You notice that someone may have planted onions here once.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = Years of training has brought kerbalkind here, to find this handfull of soil! You hope you won't be fired for that.
                KerbinFlyingLowGrasslands = The substance contains a remarkable amount of organic material. Excited, you inform Mission Control of this fact, but they seem less than thrilled.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = You want to get your helmet off and taste the sample. instead, you pull yourself together and continue with the mission.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = The surface is perfectly flat and smooth. You have to use your shovel to dig out some ice.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = The ground appears to be made of small, cyan crystals. It doesn't look like it would be enjoyable walking barefoot here.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = Ice up here has a very high reflectivity, which must significantly contribute to the high albedo of Minmus.
                MinmusSrfLandedMidlands = You realize that the ground here looks more like cookie dough then the mint ice cream on the flat lands. Your mouth starts to water.
                MinmusSrfLandedMidlands = The sample you've taken indicates that the surface is made from different types of snow and ice intricately intermixed with each other.
                MinmusSrfLandedLowlands = You take a handful of snow, ice, and dirt and put it into your sample bag. You hope the science team on Kerbin will figure out what it is and why it's not suitable for kerbal consumption.
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = It's snow, ice, some loose dirt, and a couple of pebbles, frozen together in a strangely complicated way.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreatFlats = It's just ice, with occasional snowflakes here and there.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = The sample consists of multiple layers of very reflective greenish ice. You wonder what compound gives it such a nice colour.
                MinmusSrfLandedLesserFlats = The sample contains several distinct types of ice frozen to form a complex, multi-layered pattern.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = You see that The Goo has formed itself into a ice cream cone, You note how yummy it looks.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = The surface here looks even tastier than everywhere else.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = It has the consistency of a snowball, and is likely to be just as good at being thrown into other kerbals' faces.
                EveSrfLandedImpactSites = The surface sample reveals a lot of interesting chemical compounds. They suggest that much of the body that hit Eve burned up before reaching the planet's surface.
                EveSrfLandedImpactSites = The soil seems to be significantly heavier here.
                VallInSpace = This reminds you of Minmus, only bubblegum flavor...
                DresSrfLandedNorthernBasin = The soil is very dark here. You are sure the scientists back on Kerbin will be able to find something interesting about the composition of Dres if you can get it back to them.
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = The soil here is like tundra, dirt mixed with ice crystals, with a thin layer of fresh white frost on top.
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = Breaking through the thin crust, you find layers of dirt mixed with ice, laid down in countless cycles of thawing and freezing.
                IkeSrfLandedCentralDepressions = The soil sample is one of the darkest coloured things you have ever encountered in your life. You put it in the bottom of the sample container and try to forget how much it scared you.
                DunaSrfLandedMaria = The ground here appears to be mostly basalt from ancient lava flows, with a thin coating of sand and dust.
                DunaSrfLandedDepressions = The floor of this depression seems to be composed of sedimentary rocks.
                DunaSrfLandedMountains = You pick up some loose stones that look to have been part of a landslide.
                DunaSrfLandedMountains = You chip away at the hard basalt with your rock hammer and eventually get a good sample.
                DunaSrfLandedVallesJebbedius = You take a surface sample, hoping to determine if water was once flowing here.
                DunaSrfLandedVallesJebbedius = Layers of darker sediment have been deposited here by long-dead streams and the constant wind.
                DunaSrfLandedKerinerValley = The valley floor is covered with layers of sediment laid down by the wind - and possibly water, long ago...
                LaytheSrfSplashedOceans = You wish you had brought a boat.
                KerbinSrfLanded = You try to taste the ground, but realize that that would be silly.  You kiss it instead, happy to be here alive, for once.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }        

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = mobileMaterialsLab
        title = Materials Study
        baseValue = 25
        scienceCap = 32
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 63
        biomeMask = 3

        RESULTS
        {
                default = Inside, you see what appears to be a small, glowing, yellow squidlike creature... fascinating. 
                default = The materials react to the situation. Mission Control comments on your vagueness.
                default = The doors initially jam on some of the materials, but before any action can be taken, they sort themselves out.
                default = The materials bay is embarrassed by its exposure.
                default = You discover that one of the "materials" is actually a snack.
                default = One of engineers informs you that he accidentally equipped the lab with the ingredients for his birthday cake instead of proper science materials.
                default = You expose the material samples to the environment, taking notes on how it behaves.
                default = You open the doors and examine the samples as they react.
                default = The samples don’t react at all, and you examine them.
                default = At least this isn’t more Goo.
                default = You observe no change.
                default = You observe a negligible amount of change.
                default = You observe a little bit of change.
                default = The change observes a little bit of you.
                default = Goodness! Doesn’t anybody knock?
                MohoSrfLanded = The samples have taken well to Moho and are now brown.
                MohoSrfLanded = The racks holding the samples melt in a highly interesting fashion.
                MohoSrfLanded = The materials bay bakes in the heat of Moho's surface. It appears that trace elements are reacting to the samples contained within.
                MohoSrfLanded = You expose the samples to the high temperatures of Moho. A lot of them melt in really interesting ways.
                MohoSrfLanded = The samples start sweating.
                MohoSrfLanded = You record trace amounts of evaporated samples.
                KerbinSrfLanded = The materials show little signs of change, though one of the samples appears to be judging you slightly.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You think that this experiment is rather superfluous.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The materials are neatly arranged, waiting for launch. You suppress the urge to shake the container.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The materials are all facing upwards. You hastily turn them sideways.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The samples look like pretty much everything else around here.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The materials all seem to be posing, preparing for the scientists’ examination.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The desert dust appears to have contaminated the samples. You learn that deserts aren't a good place to bring expensive science equipment.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = The water sample has frozen solid and the goopy samples appear to be extra goopy.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = Some samples are very brittle, while others have made a fire to warm themselves.
                KerbinSrfLandedWater = Everything has gotten really wet. One of the samples caught fire! Whoa!
                KerbinSrfLandedWater = Exposing the power source of the lab to water has been… enlightening.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = You expose the samples to the badlands of Kerbin, but worry what it will do to them.
                KerbinFlyingLow = The less resilient samples appear to have splattered around the interior, forming new and interesting color combinations.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = The rarified air has caused interesting changes to the gel samples. It seems like something is happening with the interior structure.
                KerbinInSpace = As you open the bay doors, a sample floats out, heavily convulsing and making high pitched noises via radio. Command denies your request to kill it with fire.
                KerbinInSpace = A frozen glowing squid has just floated out of the Materials Bay.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = You see a rubber duck float out of the Material Bay.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The microgravity has greatly affected the growth of crystalline structures. Loose objects are also flying around the bay in a very messy but fascinating way.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = The samples begin to float out of the main chamber. You manage to close the doors, but not before losing a few to the endless void. You wonder how the lab techs will feel about this.
                MunSrfLanded = For a moment, one of the materials reflects a black shape somewhere on the distant surface.
                MunSrfLanded = The fine dust of the Mun has intermixed with some of the samples. You have a sneaking suspicion that they'll never be able to get the lab clean again.
                MunSrfLanded = You leave the bay doors open and go do something else for a while.
                MunSrfLanded = As you look away, one sample makes a run for it.
                MinmusSrfLanded = As you open the doors a sample dashes past to taste the surface.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Some of the biological samples have not fared well. The metals, however, appear to be doing just fine.
                MinmusSrfLanded = While the samples are processed, you turn your thoughts to how much Minmus looks like a mint dessert, and discover that you are hungry.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The low temperature has frozen one of the liquid samples into a sort of iced cream. Was it green before?
                MinmusInSpace = The high radiation has caused a few of the samples to glow. It looks like it would be fun to paint the rocket with this.
                MinmusInSpace = The samples react to the lack of an atmosphere.
                EveInSpace = The materials bay, after an apparent deliberation, produces a liquid. It is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
                EveInSpace = All samples turn purple out of fear.
                EveSrfLanded = The materials that have not melted are one by one starting to catch fire. This probably has implications for space suit design.
                EveSrfLanded = The samples appear torn between their allegiance to green and their new environment of purple. They turn an indecisive shade of blue.
                EveSrfLanded = The crushing pressure of the atmosphere is causing some of the materials to crystallize rapidly.
                EveSrfLanded = You're not sure if the samples have changed color, or if it's just the lighting.
                EveSrfSplashed = The oceans seem to be stripping the paint off of the lab's materials safety decals.
                EveSrfSplashed = The materials start to dissolve. The liquid here appears to be acidic.
                EveSrfSplashed = The gel samples begin to evaporate, making odd colored smoke. You suddenly wonder if this could be used to make colored exhaust.
                EveSrfSplashed = The radioactivity has caused the Blutonium samples to vaporise. Apart from that, everything is normal.
                EveSrfSplashed = Ten out of ten samples agree: The stuff below you is a liquid.
                EveFlyingLow = The atmosphere either polishes or strips the samples, depending on their composition.
                EveFlyingLow = The samples are torn out of the container by the pressure of the atmosphere. Perhaps Kerbtape wasn’t enough.
                GillySrfLanded = When disturbed the objects take a long time to return to the floor in a new and interesting pattern. You wonder if you could sell the Materials Lab as a piece of modern art.
                GillySrfLanded = The samples behave like they're in low Kerbin orbit.
                GillySrfLanded = Some of the surface material has mixed with the contents of the bay. You write down the results.
                GillySrfLanded = Some of the samples float out of the materials bay.
                DunaSrfLanded = Observing becomes somewhat difficult as red dust cakes over the camera lens.
                DunaSrfLanded = The samples appear to be permanently red. You consider sending missions in pink EVA suits to reduce cleaning costs.
                DunaSrfLanded = The computer processes the results. Its massive red eye seems to be at home here as it slowly... ominously... blinks.
                IkeSrfLanded = The Science Rock looks like it's happy to be here. You make a note that it is a Science Rock and not a Pet Rock.
                IkeSrfLanded = One of the samples has reacted very strangely to the surface of Ike.
                IkeSrfLanded = One of the crystal samples explodes and throws green shards out of the materials bay. Wow!
                IkeSrfLanded = The samples resonate with a patriotic frequency. You know, middle E… the note the theme song starts on? You start to hum to yourself.
                DresSrfLanded = The computer asks if it can sing you a song while it works.
                DresSrfLanded = One of the samples evaporates when exposed to the environment.
                DresSrfLanded = The samples are quiet. Too quiet.
                JoolInSpace = We came, we saw, we did science.  And we're still here.
                JoolInSpace = The computer gives an odd report no matter how many times you send the request. "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you do that," is the only reply. You open the fuse box panel, and the the computer suddenly starts behaving again.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Jool's immense gravity is pulling the materials towards one side of the container.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The intense crushing pressure has drastically changed the composition of the materials. Superheating and ablation effects have been observed. The science bay is looking very disgruntled.
                JoolFlyingLow = The pressure of the Jool's atmosphere is so high that a few of the samples have begun fusing together.
                JoolFlyingLow = The samples burn, boil or crumple under the extreme pressures and heat. The camera shows a rainbow of colors before it cuts out.
                LaytheFlyingHigh = One of the samples burns on contact with the atmosphere. The color of the flame indicates the presence of oxygen.
                LaytheFlyingLow = The materials suddenly gather by the window, looking at the surface below.
                LaytheFlyingLow = One sample smolders and pops as it burns up.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Some of the samples spill and soak into the soil. You silently pray that  the samples are sterile.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The fine particulate sand of Laythe blows into the sample bay.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Certain samples react explosively with Laythe's oceans. Or perhaps the sensor is reacting explosively? It's hard to tell.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The power supply begins to short out. Electricity arcs and etches into the samples of the bay. It's quite the display!
                VallSrfLanded = You accidentally drop some ice from the lab onto the surface. You wonder if there is a way to tell the difference between Kerbin's ice and Vall's ice.
                VallSrfLanded = Many of the samples freeze, or evaporate from the sample container.
                VallSrfLanded = The door freezes up before continuing to open. A thin coating forms on the surface of the samples.
                VallSrfLanded = You hear a knocking coming from the inside of the materials bay, but good judgement keeps you from investigating further.
                TyloSrfLanded = The Goo looks very similar to peanut butter. Then you realize this isn't a Goo canister and someone got peanut butter all over your materials!
                TyloSrfLanded = One of the samples shatters into a fine mist when exposed to the surface of Tylo.
                TyloSrfLanded = It seems as if the samples have put on some weight.
                BopSrfLanded = The samples appear to be having a chemical reaction with the surface of Bop.
                BopSrfLanded = All of the liquid samples instantly evaporate.
                BopSrfLanded = You think you see a small tentacle, but the video flickers, and it’s gone.
                BopSrfLanded = The materials are getting a little freaked out, which in turn freaks you out. Bop is truly an evil place.
                PolSrfLanded = Some of the samples have shriveled up.
                PolSrfLanded = Some of the samples pit and melt when they contact the surface of Pol.
                PolSrfLanded = Small pieces of Pol cover the samples. 
                PolSrfLanded = You hear a sneeze in the bay.
                EelooSrfLanded = One of the samples goes mad and jumps out of the materials bay. He was always the weird one anyway.
                EelooSrfLanded = You look away, and some of the materials shape into a dog.
                EelooSrfLanded = You illuminate one of the samples, and it follows the light. You play with it for a little while.
                EelooSrfLanded = A strange green crystal has grown. Maybe KSC will know what to do with it.
                EelooSrfLanded = All of the materials have frozen solid, except for one which has mysteriously caught fire.
                EelooSrfLanded = Most of the materials are frozen solid.
                EelooSrfLanded = Some of the crystals lining Eeloo enter the materials bay. Some of the samples have become more conductive in the extreme cold.
                EelooSrfLanded = A liquid canister spills onto the ground and flash freezes in place. Not very informative, but very pretty.
                EelooInSpace = You used the science lab to assemble a miniature model of the science lab. There was a lot of downtime while waiting to get to Eeloo.
                EelooInSpace = The samples have stopped moving. You aren't sure if this is because of the cold or the time it took to get here.
                SunInSpaceLow = The materials are turning crispy and golden. You start to feel hungry again.
                SunInSpaceLow = The samples seem to have completely fried.
                SunInSpaceLow = Things are starting to melt in here.
                SunInSpaceLow = Some of the containers are so hot that their glass is melting.
                SunInSpaceLow = Some of the samples appear to be dissolving. The remaining samples appear to be dissipating. It is hard to distinguish the two effects from one another.
                SunInSpaceLow = The samples are cooking up nicely. Time to turn them over and add some salt.
                SunInSpaceLow = Some of the pieces facing the sun are now covered with little glowing cracks.
                SunInSpaceLow = Some of the material samples have started to glow from the intense radiation.
                SunInSpaceLow = The samples appear to be sweating.
                SunInSpaceLow = The materials in the lab very clearly want to be farther away from the sun.
                GillyInSpace = The samples behave in much the same way that they did while in deep space.
                BopInSpaceLow = You open the doors and notice something small and green. The scientists said they lost a radioactive squid the other day. You hope this won't affect your journey home.
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = Several of the samples have developed small fur-like projections.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The lunar soil has mixed with one of the materials, producing a grey paste that is getting everywhere.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The rocks show little signs of change. Some phosphorous samples glow a bright blue color, indicating the high radiation of interplanetary space.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The materials, now exposed directly to the sun, are decidedly uncomfortable.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The materials inside the lab start to mix in with the water. You suspect that might not be very safe. 
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = The gel samples shrink, boil and freeze simuntaneously when exposed to the hard vacuum of space.
                DresInSpaceHigh = The objects are still floating around and making a mess, though some of them have grouped together and occasionally you see a spark between them.
                PolSrfLandedWastes = The inside of the bay looks very similar to the surface outside.
                MohoInSpaceHigh = The materials have been affected by the intense heat and many of the softer ones have melted entirely.
                MohoInSpaceLow = Some of the samples suggest Moho has a weak magnetic field.
                EveSrfLandedCraterLake = When the materials bay was opened, most of the samples fell out. Some of them floated, and others sank. Fascinating!
                EveSrfSplashedEasternSea = The materials look happy as they quickly dissolve in the mix of chemicals that make up this sea.
                EveSrfLandedMountains = Even though you are still high in the planet's atmosphere, the samples are beginning to decompose due to the heat and pressure.
                DresInSpace = Something must have hit the lab and mixed up all the samples.  Probably a micro-meteor or some swamp gas. You had nothing to do with it.
                TyloInSpaceHigh = The metal is metallic, the wood is wooden, the glass is glassy. If Tylo is going change any of this you will have to get closer.
                GillyInSpaceLow = It looks like someone's been trying to hide snacks in the Materials Lab.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }        

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = temperatureScan
        title = Temperature Scan
        baseValue = 8
        scienceCap = 8
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 31
        biomeMask = 7

        RESULTS
        {
                default = The thermometer is busy right now. If you'd like to request a temperature reading, please leave your number after the tone.
                default = It doesn't say if it's in Celsius or Fahrenheit.
                default = Of course we use Kelvin. Everything must start with K.
                default = The screen displaying temperature information is continuously showing bad temperature puns. You note this strange behavior and hope it's not something serious.
                default = You read the temperature from the store-bought thermometer with a few wires stuck to it.
                default = Collected and recorded temperature data from the environment.
                default = Hotter than you expected.
                default = Colder than expected.
                default = More average than you expected.
                default = Temperature readings are nominal.
                default = Temperature reads 98.6. Looks normal.
                KerbinSrfLanded = Temperature readings are, quite literally, nominal.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The temperature reading spikes suddenly. Did somebody start the engines?
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The temperature rises as an angry Gene Kerman comes over the radio and demands to know what you’re still doing there.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = It's hot here. That's not a reading, you learned it in primary school.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = Large plumes of heat are rising from the surface of the desert.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The temperature here is very hot.
                 KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = The thermometer quickly rises beyond the scale limit. You put it back into the shadows before it bursts.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = It's cold enough to freeze water solid.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = It's cold enough to freeze water solid… so why is there liquid water here?
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = Just the right temperature to go for a swim.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = The water here is warmer than in the open ocean, perhaps because there's less of it for the Sun to warm up.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = Just the right temperature to be a lucrative shark mating area.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The water is colder than the surrounding air.
                KerbinSrfLandedTundra = It's cold enough to keep things permanently frozen here.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = The temperature here is quite pleasant. This would be a nice place to live.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = The temperature here appears to fluctuate depending on the time of day.
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = The temperature is bad, and it’s getting worse every minute.
                MunSrfLanded = The thermometer can’t seem to make up its mind whether it’s hot or cold here.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The ground seems to reflect most of the Sun's thermal energy, yet the ground temperature is much higher than it should be.  This warrants further investigation.
                MinmusSrfLanded = As you suspected, it's very cold here.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The temperature is just cold enough for a good ice cream cone.
                SunInSpaceLow = The temperatures are off the chart.  Check that, the chart just burned up. You wonder what it said...
                SunInSpaceLow = You look at the display and realize that you probably won't need the oven to heat your food.
                SunInSpaceLow = It's hot. What did you expect?
                SunInSpaceLow = You come to the shocking conclusion that temperature readings here are considerably high.
                SunInSpaceLow = The temperature is hard to read as the paint melts from the surface of the instrument.
                SunInSpaceLow = The weather today is warm, with a risk of heat wave in the corona. Kerbals above the age of seventy are advised to stay inside if they wish their miraculous survival streak to continue.
                SunInSpaceLow = The recording confirms your suspicion that it is in fact, very hot. 
                SunInSpaceLow = The wires in temperature read-outs have melted, giving blatantly incorrect readings
                SunInSpaceLow = Wow! This place is almost as hot as the surface of the... oh, wait.
                SunInSpaceLow = Your thermometer appears to be stuck at MAX.
                SunInSpaceLow = The thermometer has exploded. You really wish you could've seen it.
                SunInSpaceLow = I think it just broke.
                SunInSpaceLow = It is quite hot. Mission Control asks if this experiment was necessary.
                SunInSpaceLow = According to the thermometer, the Sun is hot. Fascinating.
                SunInSpaceLow = I think the thermometer just exploded.
                SunInSpaceLow = Though the thermometer has melted, you're able to take an guesstimated reading.
                SunInSpaceLow = It seems the cookies are burning...
                SunInSpaceLow = The thermometer doesn't look like it was constructed to handle this kind of heat.
                SunInSpaceLow = Ground control assured you that the extremely high temperatures are perfectly harmless.
                SunInSpaceLow = Hot stuff!
                SunInSpaceLow = "HOT." Seems about right.
                SunInSpaceLow = It's hot here. What a surprise!
                SunInSpaceLow = The thermometer seems to have melted. You can assume that it is rather toasty outside.
                SunInSpaceLow = It's off the scale!
                SunInSpaceLow = The thermometer is on fire. 
                MohoSrfLanded = The melted thermometer makes you question the safety of this mission.
                MohoSrfLanded = The temperature is very high and appears to fluctuate to extremes in the sunlight.
                MohoSrfLanded = Temperature in the shadow seems to be quite low.
                MohoSrfLanded = The temperature here is so hot the thermometer has melted entirely. No matter, you send the data back anyway.
                MohoSrfLanded = With every fan in the pod on, you don’t need a thermometer to tell you it’s hot.
                MohoSrfLanded = It’s cold. Wait...
              EveSrfLanded = Readings are off the charts, literally. Engineers in Mission Control hastily append another sheet of printer paper to them.
                EveSrfLanded = The temperature is so hot that the thermometer wants to slap you in the face.
                EveSrfLanded = The data suggests a suitable temperature for frying kalamari. 
                EveSrfLanded = Temperatures range between very cold and hot enough to boil water.
                EveSrfLanded = That’s far too pleasant to be right. Maybe if you jiggle the cord... aha! There it goes.
                EveSrfLanded = The liquid in the thermometer seems to be frothing angrily.
                EveSrfLanded = The temperature is a balmy purple.
                EveSrfLanded = You’re not sure if the temperature reading is accurate or if the gravity is so strong the mercury can’t rise properly...
                EveInSpaceLow = You detect a definite heat signature from the planet below.
                GillySrfLanded = You were expecting Gilly to be a "Hot Potato"... You note your disappointment with the moon's cold surface. 
                GillySrfLanded = Gilly is chilly.
                DunaSrfLanded = You wouldn't know it by looking, but its actually really cold out here.
                DunaSrfLanded = The thin air is colder than anything you'd find on Kerbin.
                DunaSrfLanded = Duna is colder than you expected.
                DunaSrfLanded = Duna is awfully cold for being so red.
                DunaSrfLanded = The air is cold. The atmosphere must not support a strong greenhouse effect.
                DunaSrfLanded = Duna ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids; in fact, it’s cold as heck.
                DresSrfLanded = The temperature readings are as dull and unremarkable as Dres itself.
                DresSrfLanded = You think about going home soon, before Dres decides to visit the bad parts of space again.
                DresSrfLanded = You wonder if Tanya would like it here. It’s much better than Tylo.
                Jool = Warmer gas from deep within Jool brings the surrounding temperatures up.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Temperatures are quite high.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Readings appear to be too cool for Jool.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Jool seems to be rich in very dense temperature particles.
                JoolFlyingLow = Temperatures appear to be quite nominal.
                JoolFlyingLow = Atmospheric pressure seems to be heating the interior of Jool.
                Laythe = The temperatures here are below water's freezing point. Clearly, the water here has odd characteristics.
                Laythe = The temperature fluctuates more than expected.
                LaytheSrfLanded = It is just above the freezing point of water here. A hot beverage would fit in well.
                LaytheSrfLanded = It’s quite cold here. You would definitely need some warm clothes if you were ever to walk around without your spacesuit.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Temperatures are similar to those of Kerbin’s polar regions. The water hasn’t frozen, though, most probably due to the high salinity.
                TyloSrfLanded = It reads cold until you realize that all of the liquid in the thermometer has just pooled at the bottom.
                BopSrfLanded = The thermometer reads 66.6 degrees Celsius. That...that can't be right.
                BopSrfLanded = Bop’s temperature seems highly suspect…
                BopSrfLanded = Bop is trying to mislead your temperature readings. Or maybe it’s not Bop, but something that lives on Bop?
                PolSrfLanded = The temperature varies from one rock formation to another. They must each conduct heat differently.
                PolSrfLanded = Scientists have confirmed that there is no temperature present on Pol.
                Eeloo = This far from the Sun, Eeloo's surface is barely affected by its radiation.
                Eeloo = Its cold, but you rub your hands together and think of home, and Moho.
                Eeloo = "COLD." Big surprise.
                EelooSrfLanded = After a long and thoughtful evaluation of the data using knowledge of thermodynamics and various fancy methods, you determine that Eeloo is, in fact, too cold to sensibly enjoy an ice cream cone on.
                EelooSrfLanded = Its a wee bit chilly.
                EelooSrfLanded = It's too cool for school.
                EelooSrfLanded = The ground temperature is higher than the surrounding space by a fraction of a degree.
                EelooSrfLanded = You watch the mercury in the thermometer break through the bottom and freeze. 
                EelooSrfLanded = The display reads "really cold." You make a note to get a less sassy thermometer. 
                EelooSrfLanded = The temperature is surprisingly hot.  Perhaps there's some volcanic activity? ...nevermind, someone put the thermometer on upside down.
                EelooSrfLanded = The thermometer reads "Way too cold." You are beginning to question the qualifications of the science department.
                EelooSrfLanded = Temperatures have dropped bEeloo zero.
                EelooSrfLanded = What’s colder than being cold? ICE COLD!
                EelooSrfLanded = The thermometer picks up trace amounts of temperature.
                EelooSrfLanded = The thermometer seems to be shivering. You give it a scarf and a mug of cocoa.
                EelooSrfLanded = The mercury seems to have retreated into the bulb at the bottom.  You peck at the bulb several times, hoping for it to reemerge.  Is it really that cold?
                KerbinFlyingLowIceCaps = The temperature is a little higher than you measured last time. Is it a measurement error or a sign of kerbal warming?
                LaytheFlyingLow = It's warmer near the surface. Laythe's oceans may indeed be water.
                VallInSpace = It's incredibly cold, but every now and then the temperature rises. Plumes of heat must be coming off the moon below.
                VallSrfLanded = There is a section below the surface that has a surprisingly high temperature for Vall. Being Vall, of course, it's still quite cold.
                VallSrfLanded = After scraping flecks of ice off the meter, you confirm that yes, it is indeed very cold out.
                TyloInSpace = Reflected light from Tylo doesn't appear to transfer much heat to the surrounding space.
                EveSrfSplashed = It's pretty hot. The high pressure is the only thing stopping this ocean from boiling away.
                EveSrfSplashed = The temperature readings vary widely as waves roll over the sensor.


                EveSrfSplashed = The liquid appears to be radiating heat.
                DunaInSpace = The temperature rise from the planet's radiation isn't as much as expected. Perhaps the greenhouse effect here is rather weak.
                DunaFlyingLow = Duna ain't the kind of place to raise a kid. Matter of fact, it's cold as heck. And there's nobody there to raise them, if you did.
                PolInSpaceLow = The thermometer wants to come inside because it's cold.
                PolInSpaceLow = The temperature varies as you fly over the terrain.
                MohoInSpaceLow = You guessed it would be at least a million billion degrees this close to the Sun... but it isn't.
                MohoInSpaceLow = This wasn't tested for such temperatures.
                MinmusSrfLandedFlats = The thermometer suddenly reads NaN.  One of the wires must have come loose again.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = It's pretty cold here. You'd almost think Kerbol hadn't shined here crater since it was formed!
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = The thermometer is shivering from the cold.  With the high walls blocking all the sunlight, this is not surprising.
                MunSrfLandedNorthernBasin = The blackened rocks absorb and radiate large quantities of the Sun's heat.  You briefly consider the idea of sunbathing, but realize you don't have a beach towel.  Oh well...
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = The long shadows cast by the crater rims make this region colder than the surrounding highlands.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The surface here seems to reflect much of the Sun's heat.  As a result, it is slightly cooler here.
                MohoSrfLandedCentralCrater = The experiment is a success! The team predicted there would be numbers in the data!
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = The temperature reading suggests that this area might be made of ice cream.  Acquiring a surface sample is highly recommended.
                MohoSrfLandedPolarCrater = The thermal gradient data forms a very pretty chart.
                EelooSrfLandedPoles = The instrumentation appears to have given up.
                EelooSrfLandedScarring = Even the more pleasant parts of this planet are inhospitable.
                EelooSrfLandedLowlands = You note the temperature and add a memo that all future manned missions should pack plenty of warm clothes.
                EelooSrfLandedLowlands = The team at KSC still doesn't know how this instrument works, but is fascinated by how low the numbers can go.
                KerbinInSpaceHigh = The temperature reading fluctuates wildly as the sensor moves in and out of the shadows.
                MinmusSrfLandedLowlands = Temperature reads "Minty Fresh." You make an addendum requesting that all future thermometers use numbers instead of wisecracks. 
                JoolInSpaceHigh = The thermometer says the temperature is 7000, but refuses to say what units it is using.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = barometerScan
        title = Atmospheric Pressure Scan
        baseValue = 12
        scienceCap = 12
        dataScale = 1

        requireAtmosphere = True        
        situationMask = 15
        biomeMask = 3

        RESULTS
        {
                default = The instrument refuses to cooperate until you warn it about breaking the ideal gas laws. 
                default = You get thirsty and think about drinking from the barometer, but you can't tell if it's a water or mercury barometer and decide against it.
                default = The pressure levels appear to be negative, until you slap the computer and the values return to normal.
                default = Every time KSC asks you to transmit the readout, you feel like a TV-weather caster.
                default = The reading says "Hurricane". Tapping on the glass doesn't help.
                default = As entertaining as it is to blow on the sensor and watch the needle move, Mission Control insists that's not what it's there for.
                default = You wonder why the screen is blank. Then you realize you forgot to turn it on.
                default = Collected and recorded atmospheric pressure data from the surroundings.
                KerbinSrfLanded = Looks like a fine day today.
                KerbinSrfLanded = Looks like a storm will arrive later. Version 0.25 maybe?
                KerbinFlyingLow = The pressure is lower here than it was at ground level.
                MohoFlyingLow = The barometer reading is too low to measure. This planet has no atmosphere.
                MohoSrfLanded = The barometer is still reading nothing.
                MohoSrfLanded = You could have sworn there was an atmosphere on Moho, but the barometer reads nothing.
                MohoSrfLanded = You’re pretty sure the barometer just showed an atmosphere! Oh, wait, that was just the engine exhaust.
                MohoSrfLanded = Remembering heroic science fiction stories about crews trying to survive in Moho’s extremely hot atmosphere, you just shrug with disappointment.
                EveFlyingLow = The barometer makes a strange "pinging" sound as its sides bend inwards.
                EveFlyingLow = The pressure is high and the atmosphere is thick. You begin to wonder if this is going to be a one-way mission.
                EveFlyingLow = The barometer would be broken if not for its ability to move the decimal reaaally far to the right.
                EveFlyingLow = The atmospheric pressure is very high even at this altitude.
                EveSrfLanded = The pressure is cursing down here!  You start to worry if you will ever get back up again.
                EveSrfLanded = Atmosphere? Yes!
                EveSrfLanded = The barometer rates the atmosphere "crushing."
                EveSrfLanded = Under pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you, pushing down on we.
                EveSrfLanded = As the data from the barometer comes in, you start to feel very unsure about sending any kerbals there.
                EveSrfLanded = The barometer doesn't seem to like it here.
                EveSrfLanded = It's buried the needle!
                EveSrfLanded = The barometer is spitting out overflow errors.
                EveSrfLanded = The atmosphere is very dense at the surface. It crushes down on the instrumentation.
                EveSrfLanded = The barometer still gives pressure readings, but it may not do so for long.
                EveSrfLanded = The instrument shows you an extremely high pressure and then refuses to work anymore.
                GillySrfLanded = The barometer registers something as a speck of dust lands in the sensor.
                GillySrfLanded = You think that you've got a reading for a second... nope, just a smudge on the gauge.
                GillySrfLanded = Doing pressure measurements on Gilly? Are you stupid or something?
                MunFlyingLow = Just for kicks you measure the pressure here. Yep, no atmosphere.
                MunSrfLanded = The pressure gauge is sitting there motionless. Perhaps you should tap it a few times to be sure?
                MunSrfLanded = They say insanity is doing the same thing multiple times and expecting different results. You check the gauge again. Still nothing.
                MunSrfLanded = The barometer shows zero. Somehow this hurts your feelings.
                DunaFlyingLow = This measurment will provide more information about the composition and pressure gradient of Duna's atmosphere.
                DunaFlyingLow = The atmosphere is very thin here, but it is enough to register on the instrumentation.
                DunaFlyingLow = Even the barometer isn’t sure how to interpret the readings.
                DunaSrfLanded = Pressure reads "Gasping for air!" You add an addendum about more numbers and less wisecracking. 
                DunaSrfLanded = This data will help to determine the pressure gradient of Duna's atmosphere.
                DunaSrfLanded = The atmosphere is pretty thin even at the surface. You don't think parachutes or wings would work very well here.
                DunaSrfLanded = The atmosphere seems to be quite thin here, but it’s still preferable to the hard vacuum of space.
                DunaSrfLanded = There isn’t much atmosphere here. You consider lighting candles to create more.
                IkeFlyingLow = There appears to be no atmosphere here.
                IkeSrfLanded = Barometer is quite a fun word, way more fun than what barometer actually does. Or these readings for that matter, which are just solid, round zeroes.
                IkeSrfLanded = The gauge reads nothing, even on the surface.
                IkeSrfLanded = There is no atmosphere. But there are very few moons with atmospheres, so what did you expect?
                JoolFlyingLow = You notice the barometer has a crack in it shaped like a doughnut. There's also a reading about the pressure, but you've stopped caring. 
                JoolFlyingLow = The barometer's hand switched from "You sure we're in an atmosphere and not underwater?" to "Look, I wasn't built to record pressures in kbar". It suddenly dawns on you that you might have aerobraked a bit too deep.
                JoolFlyingLow = The sensor starts breaking under pressure.
                JoolFlyingLow = The immense pressure causes the sensor to implode.
                JoolFlyingLow = Pressure increases quite rapidly, then stabilises on "-65535". It occures to you that barometer may be broken.
                JoolFlyingLow = The barometer reads lower than expected.  Perhaps you are in the eye of a storm?
                JoolFlyingLow = The barometer lets out some steam and fails to give a proper reading of the immensely thick atmosphere.
                JoolFlyingLow = The scanner only has time to say "I hate you" before the voice module implodes.
                JoolFlyingLow = The gas chamber just cracked. Any deeper and this whole craft might implode.
                JoolFlyingLow = The pressures here are immense. The instrument is beginning to fail.
                JoolFlyingLow = Jool seems to be under a lot of pressure right now.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The pressures start rising in comparison to the surrounding area. You take this as a good sign -- Joolian storms are nothing to sneeze at.
                JoolFlyingHigh = A massive blast of wind shakes the spacecraft. Of course, you didn't exactly need a barometer to tell you this.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The atmosphere here is very dense. The glass components appear to be weakening. Let's blame the engineers if anything breaks!
                JoolFlyingHigh = The pressure here is very high. It seems dangerous to probe any deeper.
                Laythe = The atmosphere here is unusually dense.
                LaytheFlyingLow = The pressure seems higher over the water.
                LaytheFlyingLow = The numbers are high... intriguingly high. Throw a bit more oxygen in this mix and you could live here.
                LaytheFlyingLow = It's thin, but it's there.
                LaytheFlyingLow = There is definitely an atmosphere. Pressures are fairly nominal.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The barometer predicts rain.
                LaytheSrfLanded = For a couple of seconds you think the device is still displaying readings taken on Kerbin.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The readings are almost the same as on a sunny beach back home. It makes you feel like going for a swim.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Atmospheric pressure is a bit lower than on Kerbin. You are unsure if that makes it more fun or not.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Atmospheric pressure is lower than on Kerbin, but you don’t think seasoned mountaineers would have any trouble adapting to it.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The pressures here seem to be a bit lower than that of Kerbin. Definitely manageable, though.
                VallFlyingLow = There does not appear to be any atmosphere to sample.
                VallSrfLanded = Gases rising from the planet occasionally register slight pressures. That, or the instrument is on the fritz.
                VallSrfLanded = If there is an atmosphere, it’s way too thin to register on the barometer.
                Tylo = Searching for an atmosphere on this barren rock is rather futile.
                TyloFlyingLow = Surprisingly, you discover no traces of atmosphere.
                TyloSrfLanded = The vacuum seems a little bit thicker here.
                TyloSrfLanded = There is no detectable atmospheric pressure here. Fascinating!
                TyloSrfLanded = Why such a massive body acquired no atmosphere is a complete mystery to you.
                BopFlyingLow = It's a giant rock floating through space. What did you expect?
                BopSrfLanded = Yup. Just a rock.
                BopSrfLanded = Instruments again support the theory that asteroids are too small to have an atmosphere.
                PolFlyingLow = Nothing to report here.
                PolSrfLanded = No atmospheric pressure is detectable on Pol.
                EelooFlyingLow = The instrument doesn't register any pressure here.
                EelooSrfLanded = The air here, besides being absent, is also very lonely.
                EelooSrfLanded = Beep... beep... beep... boop. The instrument has frozen up.
                EelooSrfLanded = The indicator shifts back and forth, then finally settles on zero.
                EelooSrfLanded = No trace of an atmosphere. In this intense cold, most gases would have frozen and precipitated to the surface.
                DresSrfLanded = If there is an atmosphere, it's way too thin for the barometer to detect. Such a disappointment.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = You contemplate dunking the scanner to see if it can measure depth, but mission control says that will void the warranty.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Atmospheric pressure at sea level is quite high, but still less than on Kerbin. Well, it's a moon, give it a break!
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = No storms fronts detected. Perfect day for a flight!
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Mission Control checks the readings against the local weather report to calibrate the Barometer. 
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = No signs of adverse weather incoming, we can launch at any time.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = It's not going to rain for a long time.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = Air pressure is slightly higher here due to the heat.
                LaytheFlyingHigh = The air is thin and rarified, but if you're getting readings this high up, there's a chance it gets dense enough for planes and parachutes closer to the surface.
                EveFlyingHigh = The barometer is reading the same pressures as sea level on Kerbin. This would be fine, if not for how much of the sky is still below you.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The barometer displays "0" in a surprisingly condescending fashion.
                EveSrfSplashed = The pressure is very high.  You wonder how high would it be at the bottom of this purple sea.
                EveSrfSplashed = The needle spins wildly before the device caves in and begins to fizz.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The barometer's analysis hints at unusually high humidity in the local atmosphere.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The Barometer reads low pressure. According to the weather station that means higher chance of rain later. 
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = There's a storm coming, and its not your typical Kerbstorm.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = The barometer appears to be frozen, or at least extremely steady.
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = The atmosphere is slightly denser here due to the gasses escaping the ice beneath.
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = Ice subliming off the polar cap raises the pressure very slightly.
                DunaSrfLandedKerinerValley = The pressure here is the highest you've recorded, but it's still as low as in the upper atmosphere back home.
                DunaSrfLandedMaria = There's barely enough air here to fill a parachute, and don't even think of trying to breathe it.
                DunaSrfLandedDepressions = The pressure in this basin is a whole notch higher on the scale.
                DunaSrfLandedMountains = The air here is so thin, you feel like you could reach up and touch space.
                DunaSrfLandedVallesJebbedius = The pressure is a little higher here on the valley floor.
                DunaSrfLandedMidlands = There's air here, but not much of it.
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = Evaporating ice from the polar cap raises the pressure by a tiny fraction.
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = The atmosphere appears slightly denser here.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = seismicScan
        title = Seismic Scan
        baseValue = 20
        scienceCap = 22        
        dataScale = 2.5

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 1
        biomeMask = 1

        RESULTS
        {
                default = The seismic scan records the movement (or lack thereof) of the tectonic plates.  
                default = You observe a shocking result.
                default = You shake the device and, based on the readout, imagine an equivalent earthquake.
                default = You wonder if another location would give different readings.
                default = Gathered precise acceleration data while subjecting the vessel to this situation.
                default = There is no reading.
                default = You can’t help but imagine yourself sliding along the curve the data makes. Wee!
                KerbinSrfSplashed = The sensor detects an incoming tsunami.
                KerbinSrfLanded = It appears there is normal seismic activity under the layers of dirt. 
                Moho = There is a strong anomaly in the sensor that you can't determine the cause of. After much deliberation, you decide to ignore it.
                MohoSrfLanded = The meter shows the maximum amount of force needed to jiggle Jebediah's love-handles for a fortnight.
                MohoSrfLanded = This place seems much calmer than you would think. Tests indicate that there hasn't been any geologic activity in billions of years.
                MohoSrfLanded = Thermal expansion from the sun is causing geological activity.
                MohoSrfLanded = The shaking of the needle reminds you how cold the dark side of this planet gets.
                MohoSrfLanded = Despite the tremendous heat of the sun, thermal expansion isn't causing any noteworthy movement.
                MohoSrfLanded = The sensor detects vibrations deep inside the planet. It appears that the interior is very volcanically active.
                MohoSrfLanded = Odd reflections are detected in the recorded vibrations. This might tell us more about the interior structure.
                MohoSrfLanded = The sensor picks up anomalous vibrations from deep within the planet. You wonder what could be down there.
                MohoSrfLanded = A small rumble shakes the cockpit before you can access the sensor.
                EveSrfLanded = The scan yields a great deal of important information, but none of it says "purple."
                EveSrfLanded = The scan hints at Eve's crust structure.
                EveSrfLanded = The sensor has detected possible seismic activity below the surface. 
                EveSrfLanded = The vibrations, though slight, might be enough to map the interior structure of the planet. 
                EveSrfLanded =  A strange echoing effect is apparent. It could be a sign of underground cavities buried deep beneath the surface.
                GillySrfLanded = Gilly seems to be seismically as dead as a doorknob.
                GillySrfLanded = You fear your vessel has altered Gilly's course.
                GillySrfLanded = So far, the only seismic readings are those caused by you bouncing off the walls of the cabin.
                GillySrfLanded = The moon is so small and dead that the only noteworthy reading you get is an echo of your own landing bouncing back from the far side.
                GillySrfLanded = There is no activity on this barren rock.
                GillySrfLanded = This area appears to be seismically dead.
                GillySrfLanded = The only vibrations we detect are coming from the landing craft. Vibrations do not travel well through the surface.
                MunSrfLanded = Nothing to worry about. Really!
                MunSrfLanded = The sensor has detected a minor quake in the surface!
                MunSrfLanded = The sensor picks up distant impacts on the surface reflecting along the interior of the Mun.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You detect somewhat violent shuddering somewhere on the opposite side of Minmus. It was likely caused by a small meteorite impact.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You watch the data as it clearly shows that nothing intresting is happening at all.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The lake beds rumble periodically. Perhaps the tidal forces are causing heating under all that ice.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The vibrations indicate there's some rock under all that ice.
                MinmusSrfLanded = You detect some seismic activity, most likely caused by tidal forces.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Faint seismic waves are detected.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Sounds of shifting and vibration are detected under the surface. It is possible that the interior is not completely frozen.
                DunaSrfLanded = Not much interesting happens when you run the seismic scan. Maybe the planet is geologically dead, or perhaps it is just having a nap.
                DunaSrfLanded = The seismograph barely responds. If this planet ever had seismic activity, it doesn't anymore.
                DunaSrfLanded = The instrument detects some very faint tremors.
                DunaSrfLanded = The readings indicate an iron core. This planet might have had a functioning geodynamo in the distant past.
                DunaSrfLanded = The planet doesn't seem to have much seismic activity.
                DunaSrfLanded = The sensor gives insight to the seismic activity of Duna.
                DunaSrfLanded = There does not appear to be significant seismic activity on the planet. It is possible that it is no longer geologically active.
                IkeSrfLanded = The quakes appear to be coming at regular intervals. A check of your star chart confirms they match the periapsis and apoapsis of the moon's orbit.
                IkeSrfLanded = There is no sign of volcanic activity, but the surface is undergoing tidal stress from Duna's gravitational influence.
                IkeSrfLanded = Even the seismic scan seems to like Ike.
                IkeSrfLanded = Not much going on here. 
                DresSrfLanded = There's no internal movement. Aside from the impacts of meteors, the needle never moves.
                DresSrfLanded = You tap the ground a few times. Yep, it's on. This planet is just dead.
                DresSrfLanded = Seismic sensors show that this dwarf planet has little geologic activity. You wonder if detonating a fuel tank would somehow remedy the situation.
                DresSrfLanded = This planet appears to be seismically inactive. 
                DresSrfLanded = Periodic bombardments appear to be causing slight vibrations and surface quakes.
                DresSrfLanded = Changes in the speed of vibrations hint to differing materials under the surface.
                Laythe = Fluctuations within the planet's core are detected as signs of the tidal forces exerted by Jool.

Jool = The seismic scan reveals that the planet is, in fact, made of gas.

                LaytheSrfLanded = The detector picks up a seismic anomaly! You feel shaken. 
                LaytheSrfLanded = The seismic graph is going crazy. The Joolian system seems to be subjecting Laythe to an unholy chiropractic session.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You notice the ground starting to shake. You might want to leave soon.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Laythe's surface stretches and flexes under the strain of tidal forces from Jool.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The sensor is detecting heavy seismic activity deep below the surface. Perhaps Laythe has previously undetected volcanic activity. Only time will tell.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You've set the craft right on top of a fault line! You find this both fascinating and absolutely terrifying.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Tidal forces appear to be churning the interior of the moon.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Vibrations under the surface indicate current geological activity.
                Vall = The seismic scan indicates that there is a sudden density change a significant distance below the surface.
                VallSrfLanded = Wow, what a quake! Something big must have just shifted underground.
                VallSrfLanded = This data would be very valuable in advancing science if the screen hadn't iced over.
                VallSrfLanded = You detect some underground tremors. You decide they are caused by cryovolcanic events.
                VallSrfLanded = Sensors detect signs of cryovolcanism along the surface.
                VallSrfLanded = The sensor picks up vibrations reflecting around the interior of the moon.
                TyloSrfLanded = Periodic quakes roll through the moon, indicating the presence of massive cave networks.
                TyloSrfLanded = This moon appears to be mostly inactive geologically. You detect little to no activity.
                TyloSrfLanded = The moon appears to be largely inactive.
                TyloSrfLanded = The sensor records not even the slightest vibration.
                BopSrfLanded = The small moon is resonating with an odd musical frequency.  Hooking the sensor feed up to some speakers, you recognize it as a toccata.
                BopSrfLanded = There are subtle vibrations that cannot be explained by Bop's physical characteristics.
                BopSrfLanded = The planet gives off steady quakes which grow in intensity as Vall passes; as it leaves, they settle down again. This would be expected if the other moons did the same.
                BopSrfLanded = How can it be that Bop is this rock-steady for such a small moon?
                BopSrfLanded = Among all the shakes and jitters, you notice a continual pulsing pattern. It makes you feel uneasy.
                BopSrfLanded = The seismometer briefly goes off the charts, then seems to decide that Bop is geologically dead.
                BopSrfLanded = There does not appear to be any major seismic activity on Bop.
                BopSrfLanded = A seismic event occurs in the distance, as if a large object had just impacted the surface.
                BopSrfLanded = Some vibrations have been detected under your vessel. You start to think about the creepy stories your friends have told you.
                BopSrfLanded = Bop seems to be impacted often... what is hitting it?
                PolSrfLanded = After squinting at the device, you can still see vibrations from your landing on the screen, circling the (very tiny) globe.
                PolSrfLanded = These results are gibberish! The interior of this little moon must be messier than Bob's office.
                PolSrfLanded = The sensor registers very weak vibrations, which could provide a clue as to why Pol is that crumbled up.
                PolSrfLanded = There seems to be a lot of seismic activity around Pol's poles.
                PolSrfLanded = Apart from the occasional kerbal falling down the cliff, there is nothing for the seismometer to detect.
                PolSrfLanded = The loose soil transits vibration differently than on other bodies.
                PolSrfLanded = Vibrations reflect off the jagged structures inside the moon.
                EelooSrfLanded = The planet seems as still and dead as a rock right now. A large, frozen, ice-covered rock.
                EelooSrfLanded = Eeloo is silent.
                EelooSrfLanded = Was that a small tremor, or did the planet just shiver?
                EelooSrfLanded = The scans indicate that the ice below you is moving slightly.
                EelooSrfLanded = Vibrations suggest that the surface of Eeloo is in fact moving over a liquid core.
                EelooSrfLanded = The ice and rock appear to be shifting slightly, indicating some internal heating.
                EelooSrfLanded = Darn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a geologist! How do I know if there's going to be an Eeloo quake?
                EelooSrfLanded = There's a slight quake every now and then, but not much noteworthy activity.
                EelooSrfLanded = There's not much seismic activity out here.
                EelooSrfLanded = The sensor detects cryovolcanic activity in the interior of the planet.
                EelooSrfLanded = The sensor picks up low frequency sounds.
                EelooSrfLanded = Some seismic activity suggests that the interior of Eeloo is not completely frozen.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = The ground here conducts vibrations about as effectively as concrete. You report your findings to the tower, but they don't seem very impressed.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = You calibrate the detector one more time before lifting off.
                MunSrfLandedMidlands = The Mün appears to be geologically dead. All you can detect are the slight tremors generated by meteorite impacts.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The ground trembles with the ghosts of failed launches past.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = You wonder if repeated rocket launches have caused the ground to become unstable.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = Laythe shows some very important seismic activity. You're not sure the craft can survive a tsunami, but at least it keeps the moon temperate.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The readings fluctuate dramatically in conjunction with the waves. Perhaps it would be better to run this experiment on land.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = After a series of rather nominal readings there is a massive quake that nearly breaks the instruments.   Either a spacecraft just attempted take-off or the scientists made another "discovery."
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The incredibly sensitive equipment detects footsteps of people in the VAB, and even Dilorf dropping a pitcher full of ice water. You decide that's not your problem right now.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The needle jumps and shakes violently; moments later, you hear a distant explosion. Looks like somebody let Bill into the cafeteria kitchen again.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The lack of geologic activity - explosions not counting - reminds you why they built the space center here.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The instrument indicates heavy surface-borne activity nearby.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The instrument indicates high levels of seismic activity coming from... the research lab.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The sensor picks up an odd harmonic quake. Oh wait... that's a whale.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = The readings indicate a massive rockfall nearby.
                MunSrfLandedCanyons = The periodic moonquakes seem clear and easy to read here. The science team will want to see these numbers.
                MunSrfLandedFarsideCrater = The readings here are solid, but they might be better if we could do them in a canyon.
                MunSrfLandedPolarLowlands = The scans indicate a large series of quakes incoming! Oh wait, your hand brushed the sensor. False alarm.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = The shallow water echoes vibrations from the muddy soil below.
                MunSrfLandedHighlandCraters = The ground appears to have many small fractures from the multiple impacts, causing slight distortions in readings.
                MunSrfLandedEastCrater = There's an odd signature coming from the crater to the west. You report it to Mission Control, hoping they'll be proud of you.
                MunSrfLandedPolarCrater = The permanently shaded areas in the corners of the craters have slightly less seismic activity than the rest of the Mun.
                MunSrfLandedPoles = You wonder how long it would take an impact at the south pole to register at the north pole.
                MunSrfLandedNorthWestCrater = The massive impact appears to have created a fault line.
                JoolFlyingLow = All the atmospheric turbulence makes taking a reading nearly impossible. Whose idea was it to come here, again?
                MunSrfLandedSouthWestCrater = The quakes stop suddenly. You start to get alarmed, then realize you knocked the plug loose.
                SunInSpaceHigh = Your heartbeat is the only thing picked up by the scan.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = The seismometer detects some minor quakes, and what sounds like bubbling. Perhaps these areas are resurfaced by occasional geological activity.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = A large impact nearby sends shockwaves throughout the planet.  This is a perfect opportunity to map the interior!
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = A boulder rolling down the neighboring slope interferes with your readings.
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = There's a lot of static on the sensor feed.  Are we sliding down the hill?
                DunaSrfLandedNorthPole = The seismic scan picks up some vibrations as gas vents from the ice cap underneath.
                DunaSrfLandedSouthPole = The scan detects some activity, probably associated with melting of the polar cap.
                LaytheSrfLandedIslands = Seismic scan reports distant booms, both under the ocean and on the surface. They seem to be volcanoes.
                DresSrfLandedPolarHighlands = There is a faint pulsating vibration, like a heartbeat. But it's not a heartbeat, because that would be crazy.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = gravityScan
        title = Gravity Scan
        baseValue = 20
        scienceCap = 22
        dataScale = 3

        requireAtmosphere = False
        situationMask = 51
        biomeMask = 51

        RESULTS
        {
                default = You read the long list of complicated numbers and equations and wonder if you could repurpose this machine to calculate your taxes. 
                default = After reading the results, you think you finally understand the full gravity of the situation.
                default = You report your observations about this weighty situation.
                default = There are a lot of negative gravioli particles here. Wait...
                default = A positive gravioli particle approaches, but is tossed away at the last second.
                default = The scan indicates there is something pulling at the sensor.
                default = Recorded accurate measurements of gravitational forces in these conditions.
                default = Sensors failed! But this data will help to improve them, so send them home immediately!
                default = Gravity Reversal occurred for one thirty-third of a second. Minor damage. Major fear.
                default = The sensor is, for some reason, reading 4096 significant figures.
                default = You have no idea what these numbers mean.
                default = Oh boy, more numbers!
                SunFlyingLow = The sensor yells at you.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You look at the small measurement, and feel slightly relieved.  Perhaps you won't be incinerated today.
                SunInSpaceHigh = You stare at the reading. And stare. And stare.
                SunInSpaceHigh = The sensor monitors the orbital dynamics of the planets.
                MohoInSpace = The sensor passes over the terrain of Moho, surveying for variances in the gravitational field.
                MohoSrfLanded = Landing here has provided a very accurate and stable measure of gravitational forces.
                MohoSrfLanded = Moho’s gravity and density implies that a metal-rich core occupies at least 60% of the planet's mass, a figure twice as great as for Kerbin!
                EveInSpace = The sensor records slight variances in gravity as you pass over a massive crater site.
                EveInSpaceLow = The sensor spikes every time you orbit over an ocean.
                EveSrfLanded = The gravity here makes you feel really fat, while at the same time, you look quite skinny.
                EveSrfLanded = Just looking at the readout makes you feel heavier.
                EveSrfLanded = The gravity of Eve strongly supports your personal "Planet Core is a Black Hole" theory.
                EveSrfLanded = The gravitational field is very strong here. The sensor records detailed data about the local field.
                EveSrfLanded = So heavy... its weight level must be over 9000!
                EveSrfLanded = The sensor’s overload warning is on. It appears Eve’s gravity is almost too much.
                Gilly = The gravity is ridiculous. Playing ker-ball on Gilly might end up putting the ball in orbit.
                Gilly = The readings are so low that the margin of error still touches zero.
                GillyInSpace = You manage to get an accurate reading despite the overpowering pull from Eve.
                GillySrfLanded = With Gilly's low gravity, you now question why Jeb wanted to put Mainsails on the lander.
                GillySrfLanded = The needle on the gravity sensor seems to have moved about half a millimeter.
                GillySrfLanded = Peering very closely at the dial, you notice there's indeed some gravity here.
                GillySrfLanded = You have to tap the sensor a few times before it realizes that gravity is, in fact, present.
                GillySrfLanded = The instrument hardly recognizes the asteroid below.
                GillySrfLanded = Hey, is this thing on?
                GillySrfLanded = Are you sure the sensor’s even working? The numbers are so small they don’t register on the cheap LCD.
                GillySrfLanded = The team back at KSC will enjoy these detailed readings.
                GillySrfLanded = The gravioli detector reports that there is NO gravity on this dwarf asteroid… wait, there’s like 0.01 gravity units here.        
                KerbinInSpace = The sensor finds subtle changes in Kerbin’s gravitational field. The science team will want to see these readings!
                KerbinInSpace = The gravity seems to be incredibly high for a celestial body of this size. It must be composed of an extremely dense material.
                KerbinSrfLanded = The sensor seems to think it's being calibrated.
                KerbinSrfLanded = After reading the manual a few times, the command team is able to take an accurate reading of the local gravity.
                KerbinInSpaceGrasslands = The instrument surveys the gravity over the grasslands. It appears the field is very stable here.
                KerbinInSpaceHighlands = The instrument surveys the highlands of Kerbin. The rolling hills seem to affect local gravity slightly.
                KerbinInSpaceMountains = The gravitational field is rather strong in these mountain ranges.
                KerbinInSpaceDeserts = The dunes appear to have a stable gravity, though some spikes indicate the underground terrain varies in composition.
                KerbinInSpaceBadlands = The sensor gives a very negative readout as you pass over the badlands.
                KerbinInSpaceIceCaps = The sensor detects variances under the surface of the ice. Is there a landmass underneath?
                KerbinInSpaceShores = The sensor passes over the shores of Kerbin. The readings appear to be nominal.
                KerbinInSpaceWater = The sensor shows a surprising variance as it passes over the oceans, hinting at what lies deep below the waters.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The sensor has detected changes in the local gravity that seem to be related to the passing of the Mun.
                MunInSpace = The instrument surveys for changes in the field of the Mun. This data will help to accurately calculate the mass of the body.
                MunSrfLanded = The sensor conducts a detailed survey of the local gravity. 
                MunSrfLanded = After calibration, the sensor is able to detect the interplay of gravity between Kerbin and the Mun.
                MinmusInSpace = As you pass overhead, the sensor does a sweep of the gravitational field.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The gravity readings dash your hopes - based on its size, Minmus is far too dense to be made of ice cream.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The readings confirm what you've suspected for some time - Minmus is a small moon with weak gravity.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The sensor takes detailed readings of the local gravity on Minmus.
                MinmusSrfLanded = The scan picks up the subtle changes in field caused by the orbit of the Mun. This data will provide valuable insight into the local system.
                DunaInSpace = The sensor passes over the mottled surface of Duna. Gravity appears lowest in the massive canyon that stretches across the surface.
                DunaSrfLanded = The gravity is high enough to walk normally but low enough for EVA packs to work like jetpacks. Colonizing here just got a lot more appealing.
                DunaSrfLanded = The sensor performs a detailed and calibrated sweep of local gravity on Duna.
                DunaSrfLanded = The sensor is able to record the effects of Ike as it orbits Duna.
            IkeInSpace = The sensor verifies that Duna and Ike are tidally locked.
                DresInSpace = The sensor sweeps the surface and finds the gravity to be quite low for a planet.
                DresSrfLanded = The gravity is so low, you wonder if Dres is a planet at all!
                DresSrfLanded = This data suggests Dres is not as large as the other bodies orbiting the Sun.
                DresSrfLanded = The sensor measures the local gravity in fine detail and records all variations.
                DresSrfLanded = The sensor is on the fritz again.
                MohoSrfLanded = The gravitational pull of this planet is high for one of its size. The core must be extremely dense.
                Jool = The massive gas giant's gravity well takes hold of your craft. You begin to wonder how much fuel you have left.
                Jool = You begin to understand the gravity of the situation.
                JoolInSpace = Jool has much higher gravity than Kerbin.
                JoolInSpace = The sensor calibrates before measuring the massive gravitational forces of Jool.
                JoolInSpace = The sensor picks up a wealth of information about the local planetary system.
                JoolFlyingLow = The readings fluctuate tremendously as the moons pass by.
                JoolFlyingLow = The sensor is painfully giving readouts while trying to keep itself in one piece.
                JoolInSpaceLow = Jool's massive gravity well causes time to slow from your perspective. Great Scott!
                JoolInSpaceLow = You secure the sensor with a few more bolts just in case. It trembles in fear, but you give it a reassuring pat.
                LaytheInSpace = The sensor scans the gravity of Laythe. It helps hint at the diverse terrain under the water.
                LaytheSrfLanded = There does appear to be some gravity here.
                LaytheSrfLanded = You detect massive fluctuations as Jool tugs on the moon's surface.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The Sensor scans the local gravity of Laythe. Jool’s influence is notable.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The sensor provides detailed gravity information related to the tides.
                VallInSpace = Scanning from orbit provides a clearer picture of the internal makeup of Vall.
                TyloInSpace = The planet has lower gravity than anticipated. This will give our scientists information about the interior makeup of Tylo.
                TyloInSpace = The gravity here is negative for some reason.
                TyloSrfLanded = Confirmed: getting home will not be easy.
                TyloSrfLanded =Detailed scans hint at hollow spaces in the interior of the planet.
                Bop = The gravity levels are fluctuating slightly. Not enough to cause any obvious problems, but enough to indicate that there is more to Bop than we currently understand.
                BopInSpace = Orbiting Bop allows for scans of the varied surface. Interesting stuff!
                BopSrfLanded = The sensor is giving odd readings here…
                BopSrfLanded = There seems to be a spike over one location… wait, it’s gone now. 
                PolInSpace = The sensor picks up multiple layers under the surface of the planet.
                PolSrfLanded = There are roughly twice as many left-handed negative graviolis as right-handed ones here. That means something. Nobody knows what, though.
                PolSrfLanded = Landing on the planet has allowed for highly detailed scans of the interior gravity on Pol.
                EelooInSpace = Before you left Kerbin, the program director told you of the great gravity of your mission. It is clear to you now that he exaggerated. 
                EelooInSpace = Though the surface appears to be smooth, there are fluctuations coming from beneath it.
                EelooSrfLanded = This planetoid has a small but significant gravitational force, perfect for extreme snowball fights.
                EelooSrfLanded = Gravity scans are very clear here. There is little influence from other bodies.
                IkeSrfLanded = Gravity scanner reports a low reading, very similar to that of the Mun. Do all moons have the same gravity? R&D notes the theory down, but they use a pencil just in case.
                IkeSrfLanded = Gravity is very low!
                IkeSrfLanded = You detect fluctuations in Duna’s tidal effect as it librates in the distance. 
                SunInSpaceLow = The gravitational pull is very high. Maybe that's why the planets don't fly away?
                SunInSpaceLow = The manufacturer's manual for this instrument has classified readings in this range as "very unwise". There is a somewhat unhelpful footnote that the warranty does not cover melting. 
                SunInSpaceLow = The readings are so far off the scale that the dial loops back around to 1.
                EveFlyingLow = The high gravity will make even short falls hazardous. Kerbals should be careful here.
                JoolInSpaceHigh = The science team is going to get to write that "Large things in space produce large numbers" paper after all. 
                JoolInSpaceHigh = Yup. It's big.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = The scanner indicates that gravity does, in fact, exist.
                VallInSpaceHigh = You can feel some gravity already.
                MinmusSrfLandedSlopes = The sensor is picking up a lateral gravity gradient... Oh wait, it's just the tilt of the slope.  Why did we land here again?
                EveSrfSplashed = You feel lucky you aren't sinking.
                BopSrfLandedPoles = You notice the gravity scans have been saying 666 over and over again.
                MinmusSrfLandedHighlands = The sensor readings indicate that this would be an excellent location for a bouncy castle.
                MinmusInSpaceHigh = The needle doesn't seem to be moving. You're unsure whether this means that the instrument isn't working, or that the gravity is very, very weak.
                MinmusInSpaceHigh = Sadly, the readings indicate that Minmus is far too dense to be composed of mint ice cream.
                MinmusSrfLandedGreaterFlats = Despite assurances from mission planners that the readings here would be off the charts, the sensor refuses to register anything higher than "rather weak" gravity.
                MinmusSrfLandedLesserFlats = The readings are conclusive: What goes up will take a fairly long time to come down.
                MinmusSrfLandedPoles = The gravity scan answers a question you came up with while eating breakfast this morning - yes, Minmus really is lighter than the Mun.
                KerbinInSpaceLow = For some reason, the planet seems to be pulling you in.  What a surprise!
                GillyInSpaceLow = The gravity scanner can't decide which way is up.
                //LAST_ENTRY
        }

}

EXPERIMENT_DEFINITION {

        id = atmosphereAnalysis
        title = Atmosphere Analysis
        baseValue = 20
        scienceCap = 24
        dataScale = 10

        requireAtmosphere = True
        situationMask = 13
        biomeMask = 13

        RESULTS
        {
                default = You look at the results and understand that you have no idea what these numbers mean.
                default = A note is taped to the side of the instrument: "Does not measure fear."
                default = The sensors detect trace amounts of the installing technician's sandwich. 
                default = You run an Atmosphere Analysis, recording various measurements like temperature, pressure, and atmosphere composition.
                default = You’d like to run an atmospheric analysis, but all you can smell is the cheese from your snack last night. So you just push buttons and hope something valuable, or cheesy, will come of it.
                default = Aaron Kerman was best known for his heroic final efforts in discovering that the Mun has no atmosphere. Now we use these sensors instead.
                Mun = After a brief analysis you conclude that the lack of data is very likely related to the local atmosphere's void-like composition.
                default = Yep. Works as specified.
                MohoSrfLanded = There appears to be no atmosphere here. However, there are trace elements being detected close to the surface.
                MohoSrfLanded = Having expected a thin, melting-hot atmosphere around Moho, you can’t help but wonder what those pesky science fiction writers were thinking.
                MohoSrfLanded = Nary a breeze.
                EveSrfLanded = Taking a "fresh breath of air" is not the best idea according to this atmosphere analysis!
                EveSrfLanded = As you analyze the pressure around you, you start to feel very hesitant about sending any Kerbals out there.
                EveSrfLanded = Extensive analysis reveals that Eve's atmosphere is not, in fact, grape flavored.
                EveSrfLanded = Though this is an atmosphere, it's definitely not something you want to breathe. 
                EveSrfLanded = The air is heavy, hot, and not particularly friendly.
                EveSrfLanded = For a beautiful planet and the pearl of the Kerbol system, such bad air is a complete disappointment.
                EveSrfLanded = The air is acidic enough to wear away some of the labels on the sensors. 
                EveSrfLanded = You now are completely certain that purple is a weird colour.
                EveFlyingHigh = Some of the sensors indicate large concentrations of sulphur dioxide. Mission controls insists that, despite containing oxygen, this gas isn't breathable.
                EveFlyingHigh = The highly corrosive gasses start pocking and stripping the sensor array. You're thankful the engineers made it durable or it would have been torn apart by now.
                EveFlyingHigh = You eagerly stare at the readout, but sadly, it displays a list of deadly gasses, not the grape flavored air you were hoping for.
                EveFlyingHigh = Heavy gasses in high concentrations. Atmospheric entry takes quite a toll on ships here.
                EveFlyingHigh = The sensor is detecting a cloud of superheated water vapor.
                GillySrfLanded = You make several analyzes and expect different results each time. Nope, still no atmosphere. 
                GillySrfLanded = There is no detectable atmosphere.
                GillySrfLanded = People who thought there might be an atmosphere around Gilly should be banned from doing science forever.
                GillySrfLanded = You wonder why you brought the sensor here.
                KerbinFlyingHigh = Make sure you're properly suited up if you plan on going outside.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = Apparently, the atmosphere is made of ash and rocket fuel. But that might be because you're on the launchpad.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = I think a fly just got in the research equipment... don't tell the scientists!
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The extremely expensive array of sensors, samplers, and detectors has confirmed that today is a very good day to go to space. Which is nice, considering we already have the rocket out and everything.
                KerbinSrfLandedLaunchpad = The sensor detects an explosive atmosphere. Try getting off the launchpad.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Wind speed changes slightly as a small insect passes in front of the sensor.
                KerbinSrfLandedRunway = Readings suggest today is as good a time for flying as any.
                KerbinSrfLandedKSC = A surprising amount of paint and ink volatiles, combined with ozone from welding and short circuits. About what you’d expect from a thriving space program.
                KerbinSrfLandedShores = The air here is very humid, and seems to have a bit of a fishy smell to it.
                KerbinSrfSplashedShores = The air here is very humid. Water keeps splashing into the sensor, creating inaccuracies and sending sparks flying everywhere.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = The humidity readings are off the charts!  Open the hatch and check the sensor. Or not.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = Sensors indicate a sudden decrease in ambient temperature and an increase in surrounding density.
                KerbinSrfSplashedWater = You tap the sensor a few times, but it only spits sparks. Somebody should’ve told you it could only analyze air.
                KerbinSrfLandedGrasslands = There’s lots of gaseous nitrogen and methane here - clear evidence of both greenery and cows to eat it.
                KerbinSrfLandedHighlands = The analysis shows that it is often rainy and foggy here. There’s a faint trace of ethanol mixed with oak.
                KerbinSrfLandedMountains = Not only is it cold up here, but the air is thin as well.  The goat one peak over is shivering
                KerbinSrfLandedBadlands = The sensor complains about a mosquito divebombing it.  Apparently it’s carrying mal aria.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = It's very hot and dry out in the desert. The sensors are getting clogged up with dust.
                KerbinSrfLandedDeserts = This would be a great place to work on your tan.
                KerbinSrfLandedTundra = The sensors report that the air is cold but otherwise nominal.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = The polar atmosphere is very, very cold indeed. Some of the sensors have frozen shut, but we're reasonably sure this is still air.
                KerbinSrfLandedIceCaps = It’s a tiny bit nippy here.
                MunSrfLanded = You didn't even stop to think about the lack of atmosphere here before installing this sensor did you?
                MunSrfLanded = The analysis shows not even a trace of air. You decide to see how long you can hold your breath, just in case.
                MunSrfLanded = Instruments detect a faint particulate aura around the surface. Not an atmosphere, but it may explain the reported lights on the horizon.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Atmospheric analysis indicates there is no atmosphere to analyze.
                MinmusSrfLanded = Atmospheric analysis identifies no harmful gasses in the current environment.  In fact, it identifies no gasses in the current environment at all.
                MinmusSrfLanded = While there may be some vaguely minty traces, Minmus has no real atmosphere.
                MinmusSrfLanded = There are detectable gas emissions. But nothing that could be considered an atmosphere.
                Duna = Carbon dioxide, with trace amounts of oxygen and nitrogen, are detected through spectroscopic analysis of the local atmosphere.
                DunaSrfLanded = Mission Control says there's air here, but you can't breathe it. You wonder why Duna would even bother having one in that case. It's probably making fun of you or something.
                DunaSrfLanded = You fear the dust will never quite come out.
                DunaSrfLanded = The surface pressure seems to vary wildly as the levels of carbon dioxide and water vapour change with the seasons.
                DunaSrfLanded = You notice the Atmosphere Analyzer say the warrantee is void, but you still think using it was a good idea.
                DunaSrfLanded = The carbon dioxide in the air is thick enough that it could be harvested for plants in greenhouses. Wait, what?
                DunaSrfLanded = Lots of carbon dioxide... and not much else. Extremophile plants could potentially live here.
                DunaSrfLanded = The atmosphere on Duna is very, very thin. It might be possible to fly in it with large enough wings or a fast enough aircraft.
                DunaSrfLanded = There appears to be a larger concentration of heavy isotopes in the atmosphere than on Kerbin.
                DunaSrfLanded = 255. Definitely 255.
                IkeSrfLanded = Either there's no atmosphere or the sensor is broken. Better not take your helmets off here, just in case.
                IkeSrfLanded = You run an analysis on the non-existent atmosphere.
                IkeSrfLanded = There is a faint aura of particles just like that of the Mün, but it can’t be called an atmosphere.
                DresSrfLanded = You hope that mission control sent you to somewhere with an atmosphere. You are disappointed and make a note to bring this up next time you speak to them.
                DresSrfLanded = There does not appear to be an atmosphere here.
                DresSrfLanded = It’s an airless world.
                DresSrfLanded = The scan reveals an atmosphere just like Kerbin’s... then you find a tiny hole above the scanner. Well, some bubble gum should fix that.
                Jool = The atmosphere seems to consist mostly of hydrogen and chlorine.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The sensors detect high concentrations of chlorine and helium. You are fascinated, but suspect your findings will cause some headaches for planetary scientists back on Kerbin.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The atmosphere analysis reveals unexpectedly high concentrations of molecular chlorine. You try not to think about what this corrosive gas might be doing to the spacecraft.
                JoolFlyingHigh = Microscopic diamonds, tossed up from liquid carbon far below, are detected in the scanner.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The Joolian clouds contain the expected hydrogen and helium, with substantial amounts of chlorine present.
                JoolFlyingHigh = The atmosphere consists mostly of hydrogen and helium-3 with traces of chlorine. Don't breathe it!
                JoolFlyingHigh = The atmospheric pressures are very high here and you detect a large number of gasses.
                JoolFlyingLow = It's so incredibly dense.
                JoolFlyingLow = Engineers scramble to adjust calculations to account for the new, very large crack in the instrument casing.
                JoolFlyingLow = The drag and pressure almost shut down the science machinery. The main report reads "Pressure Warning: Gain altitude immediately."
                JoolFlyingLow = The computer running the atmosphere analysis tool crashed. That's probably not good. Upon return, you plan to have a word with the engineers who designed this computer. 
                JoolFlyingLow = The atmosphere here is made of little but hydrogen and helium.
                JoolFlyingLow = "Do you smell that? That smelly smell... it smells... smelly..."
                JoolFlyingLow = The atmosphere seems to be very thick here.
                JoolFlyingLow = The atmosphere is getting much denser now. However, it appears to be unusually transparent.
                JoolFlyingLow = Don't be silly.
                JoolFlyingLow = The Chlorine content is extremely high here, explaining how the planet got its distinctive green colour.
                JoolFlyingLow = The instrument is having trouble sampling at these densities.
                JoolFlyingLow = The instrument housing is starting to buckle under the immense pressure.
                LaytheFlyingHigh = The air has breathable elements, but they're very cold and very thin.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The air is thinner here than on the mountain peaks!
                LaytheSrfLanded = There's definitely some oxygen in the atmosphere, but not much. Hypoxia would set in after only a few minutes without a respirator.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The atmosphere reminds you of Kerbin; although, you wonder where all the nitrogen came from.
                LaytheSrfLanded = The atmosphere on Laythe appears to be very similar to that of Kerbin. You shouldn't volunteer to go out first without a helmet on however.
                LaytheSrfLanded = Breathing this probably wouldn’t kill you... immediately.
                VallSrfLanded = There are traces of cryovolcanic compounds. But not a full atmosphere.
                TyloSrfLanded = There appears to be only faint traces of the heaviest isotopes on the surface.
                BopSrfLanded = The sensors detected organic compounds for a second. Possibly a mistake.
                BopSrfLanded = The sensors detect nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing lives here. Promise.
                BopSrfLanded = Despite the lack of an atmosphere, sensors indicate… sushi?
                PolSrfLanded = There is no atmosphere to speak of. But you sample the temperature anyways.
                PolSrfLanded = You detect a dense atmosphere of solid metallic oxides. Oh... wait... it’s just dust.
                EelooSrfLanded = The only atmosphere here seems to be lying around in frozen lumps.
                EelooSrfLanded = A lot of energy was expended to bring an atmospheric package all the way out here for nothing.
                EelooSrfLanded = The dust from landing is tricking the sensor into thinking there's an atmosphere here.
                DunaFlyingLow = It's very hard to take readings, as every few minutes you have to clear iron oxide dust from the sensors.
                DunaFlyingLow = Despite the dust storms, there's not much wind. The scanner indicates that the dust is incredibly small and easy to blow around.
                DunaFlyingLow = The air is so thin there's hardly any wind. You contemplate how well paper airplanes would work, absent-mindedly folding your mission papers into… *ahem.*
                DunaFlyingLow = This air is thin at best. The fine grains of dust that get caught in the intake don't help the scanner.
                DunaFlyingLow = Much of the atmosphere is dust that's blown off the surface. That, or we forgot to clean the sensor before departure.
                DunaFlyingLow = The atmosphere appears to be significantly less dense than that of Kerbin.
                EveFlyingLow = The air is very dense here... and purple as well. You wonder why that is.
                EveFlyingLow = Why is the interior of the instrument turning purple?
                EveFlyingLow = Still no indication as to why it's all so purple!
                EveFlyingLow = The thick purpleness clogs the sensor.
                EveFlyingLow = To your surprise, the atmosphere contains a previously unknown compound that absorbs all but blue and red light.
                EveFlyingLow = Thick purpleness clogs the sensor.
                EveFlyingLow = If not for the high gravity, you could fly aircraft here at very low speeds.
                EveFlyingLow = It's thick, purple, and full of hot air. What did you expect?
                LaytheFlyingLow = The atmosphere appears to be made up of oxygen and nitrogen. You wonder at the high chlorine content, though.
                LaytheFlyingLow = There's Oxygen, Nitrogen, Hydrogen, and lots of water. You scribble down a note: "Invest in colonization program."
                LaytheFlyingLow = Black smoke, currants, cappuccino, and a hint of buttery beef.
                LaytheFlyingLow = The instruments detect hydrogen escaping into space. It would seem that the source of oxygen on Laythe is photodissociation of its water, and not photosynthesis.
                LaytheFlyingLow = According to these readings, the air here is not, in fact, breathable. You feel satisfied knowing that you won your bet with the science department.
                EelooInSpace = If there is an atmosphere, it's almost undetectable -- likely from the cryogenic volcanoes spewing stuff everywhere.
                LaytheSrfSplashed = The cold temperatures and thin atmosphere appear to have balanced each other out. A layer of high humidity hangs just over the water.
                MunInSpaceLow = Despite what some say, the Mun does not feature an atmosphere.
                SunInSpaceLow = Kerbol is emitting mostly helium and hydrogen, with trace elements occasionally blipping the screen. Perhaps a party supply store or blimp company would want to mine it?
                DunaFlyingHigh = Although thin, Duna's atmosphere can be more than thick enough to areobrake in. 
                DunaFlyingHigh = Lots of carbon dioxide. The high compressability and low density might make re-entry heat less intense for landers.
                DunaFlyingHigh = The atmosphere here is largely devoid of the fine dust from the lower regions, but radiation levels are also higher.
                EveSrfSplashed = You feel relieved that you have plenty of oxygen left in your tanks, wherever they are.
                EveSrfSplashed = Acidic vapors are eating away at the sensor.
                KerbinFlyingLowDeserts = You find that the air is much dryer over the desert.
                //LAST_ENTRY
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