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Interlude from: psychohistory@cats.gc
to: g.si@NEinstitute.edu, griff89@connectpatriot.org, rani@mojave-express.com, penny@nala.co.za
subject: Memory issues
Hello! We understand that the effects of Geeman's ill-advised prank have
not yet dissipated and you are still having memory issues. Rest assured that
we are still looking into the problem and that we expect the problem to go
away within two months at the latest.
In the meantime, we would like you to return to Ground Minus One for a
quick physical and metaphysical evaluation, which may in fact be sufficient
in dealing with the issue.
You may be happy to know that Geeman has been reassigned to sanitation and
will remain employed in that role until you and others have recovered.
THE CLOVIS NEWS JOURNAL - Serving Eastern New Mexico and West Texas PANEL BUYBACK CONFIRMED, DELAYED - Helios One has announced that the families involved in the planned solar panel and battery buyback will receive compensation as scheduled even as the physical removal will be delayed "two to three weeks" due to opening delays at the new Alamogordo power plant. Once operational, the power plant is expected to restore 24/7 electricity to most of the region. The compensation escrow will be underwritten by... From: Mike Freeman To: Alamogordo Reclamation Crew Hello folks! If you're reading this, I'm gone. First off: Holly, thank you for rescuing my flat and unimpressive ass out there the other day. Second: Hope I haven't been too much of an asshole to anyone. Third: I've got to go get myself sorted out. Fourth: If that Christfag girl Kat is still around, please tell her that she has my apologies and half my stash of recoverd cartridges (if they haven't gone rampant yet). Duncan has found a safe grid node, so to anyone who wants to pop off to Clovis or Albuquerque for a proper shower, go for it. It's at the Quality Inn down south, the one with the blown roof. He went back to the head shed to turn in all the survey stuff and should be back in a couple days. Salvage somewhere with wood panels and shower curtains and put together some grid stalls at the inn. Quinn and Holly are in charge until I come back or the head shed says that they've reassigned me. The engineers will arrive to wire up the generator with the next landtrain in, so since the piping has more or less done itself, just check the valves and make sure it all works. No automation!!!!!!! Other than that take the week off I guess. Happy treasure hunt. Don't pick a fight with the fairies. Dear Kirk, I am posting this at the construction site billboard in case you ever come back here. You've missed quite a fight! There was lava and rogue computer programs and a flying squirrel girl. That is, a flying squirrel-girl, not a flying-squirrel girl. Anyway. For your documentary you should definitely go north of here instead of east. The people here have been a lot friendlier than you thought they would be, although I wouldn't say the same thing about the fairies, they're a bit touchy! No, I did not go play with them, but they're loud enough that it's pretty much a moot point. Anyway, the point is, the people here have done a wonderful work! I did not do any witnessing, but was able to help prevent someone from losing a leg, and put her back together as God intended. I still think you should put some positive stuff like this in your documentary. Bless you and be well! ~Kat WHIDKA SHOTS SCOREBOARD (You must hit the dartboard at least once for it to count!): Small imago: Seabreeze 12 Lightweight: Kimberly 7: Middleweight: Dan 8 Heavyweight: Pedro 11 Large imago: Holly 20 NO COFFEE ALLOWED TO GO WITH THE SHOTS
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