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ThePlan

WHAT DO WE KNOW

• Things are proceeding in pace with the Premillennial Dispensationalist interpretation of Christianity. Literature suggests that the world as we know it, or what's left of it anyway, has about two weeks left to exist.
• At least on a large scale, it is no longer guaranteed that physics will make sense. The psionic molecular narrative control by God has reached maximum extension, and is now increasing in detail and getting finer in granularity.
• According to literature, Jesus' powers are primarily sound based.
• A massive conventional attack is planned by our former boss, the "Antichrist". We expect that to fail in an extremely contrived manner.
• God is displaying absolutely no finesse in altering outcomes to suit His agenda. Much of this is imputable to the behavior of the "Antichrist" since his demise and subsequent resurrection.
• Whether the "Antichrist" has been indwelled by Satan or is acting as God's puppet is unknown.

WHAT DO WE HAVE

• We retain access to the Unity Army's logistics division, largely because we're the ones who have kept them running after the "Antichrist" started acting against his best interests. The current plan for taking Jerusalem is a cavalry charge!
• We have no official access to actual weapons, save for sidearms and service rifles. We should be able to acquire small quantities of explosives tagged for earthmoving and wall-breaching.
• We have a tentative understanding of "new physics" -- in particular, synchronizing as many minds as possible to a desired outcome increases the possibility of that outcome.

THE PLAN

In order to derail seven years of flawless prophecy, we will have to do something very visisble. Breaking the sequence of events in front of a large audience, even just for a moment, will make a significant dent in God's narrative control. Then, Jesus must be prevented from using further NC.

Since we know that Jesus' NC is sound based, He must be contained in a soundless environment. Since He seems to be invulnerable Long-term solutions include negotiation and orbital defenestration insertion and chucking into the sun DEFENESTRATIOOOON! launch into a suprageostationary parking orbital vector that requires little stationkeeping.

The best way to achieve both objectives is to construct a superheterodyning Yagi transmitter operating at supersonic frequencies so that the signal differential may BE LOUDER THAN HELLHEAVEN!!!!

1- SONIC SCREWDRIVER

• Acquire two M104 Wolverine engineering vehicle or equivalent, preferably three or four. One will be modified to carry a containment barrel, vacuum turbopump, Agilent high vacuum pump, batteries, and generator. The escorting vehicles will retain the original bridgelaying equipment and function as aux generators.
• Build Sonic Screwdriver 1 through 6 - a MAZ 543 or MAN KAT 1 truck carrying a generator, DSP unit, amplifier, batteries, and plasma speakers. A minimum of four Sonic Screwdrivers must be deployed in order to properly exploit the heterodyning effect.
• Predict with sub-hectometer accuracy the location where Jesus will appear, and map a path. Earthquakes expected. The Sonic Screwdrivers will be positioned so as to aim their ultrasounds to the general position of Jesus so that the different frequencies mesh at his location. This should cause the interference to originate from where He is, preventing other sounds.

2- CONVOY

• Scout the location by RPV and ATV.
• Bring the convoy (additional vehicles as available: we may want to bring ambulances and peel them off at triage sites in order to disguise as an aid convoy) into position for Sonic Screwdriver groups Left and Right.
• Auxiliary engineering vehicles will deploy as needed to deal with the aftermath of the expected earthquakes.
• Once both Left and Right are in position, the engineering vehicles should approach the spawn site and park there.

3- MIC CHECK

• The strike team will leave the last truck to be deployed, and advance on foot conspicuously enough to distract from the engineering vehicles. No weapons.
• Once in formation with their emitters lined up and aimed at the spawn site, Left and Right will check the synchronization of their equipment, turn on the generators, and begin ionizing the air.
• The engineering vehicles will perform final approach.
• The team will wait for Jesus to fight Lucifer. If it looks feasible, allow the fight to finish and do not interfere. The faraday-cage armor should provide some protection.

4- ROCK OUT!

• As soon as Jesus wins the fight against Lucifer, activate the speakers and play a suitably rousing soundtrack. We will have at maximum 15 minutes of operation before the generators give out!
• Base will broadcast the events at the spawn point, with a brief introduction. We will have to raise the hope of all those outside the Remnant who can hear us - the Remnant's minds will be highly in tune with Jesus' and our best option is to beat quality with quantity.
• The strike team will keep Jesus' bodyguards occupied until the engineering vehicles can move in. We assume there will be a fistfight. Winning it is likely to help on the NC front, but the strike team should fight defensively.

5- DRUM SOLO

• The primary engineering vehicle deploys the containment chamber on top of Jesus, fires the shaped charge, and starts the pumps until the chamber is in a soundless vacuum.
• Any auxilliary engineering vehicles will provide cover with their bulk.
• Any remaining power in the plasma speakers should be used to summon any remaining Unity Army forces and any first responders to the spawn location in order to help estabilish a perimeter. The Christian Remnants on site should be in a highly suggestible state, and be told to evacuate and/or get supplies and triage as needed.

6- CURTAIN CALL

• All remaining MAJESTICCATS personnel except for FPV operators should converge to the spawn site and begin fortifying it.
• All remaining Sonic Screwdrivers should do the same, we will need their fuel and generators.

7- GRAND TOUR

• The containment chamber should be carried to what is left of the nearest spaceport facility (Baikonur or Cape Canaveral), by ship or train to allow for carrying redundant containment systems. There, the containment chamber should be launched INTO THE SUN!!!! into a stable orbit requiring less than 10m/s dV for stationkeeping.

HOW IT WENT

• According to "Triumphant Return"
• According to "Glorious Appearing"